Sunday, December 31, 2006
Record Level Of Drunken Drivers In Minnesota
MN lowered its Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) standard for Driving Under The Influence of alcohol from .10 to .08 and the local MSM wonders aloud, "Oh My Gosh! We're on a Record Setting Year of DUI Offenders! How did This Happen?"
Really? Really? You mean, when you implement a law that potentially criminalizes more people...the result equals more offenders? No! Really? Really? I'm shocked at how that seemingly difficult and incalculable equation works out. And I don't have a degree in the higher maths, 'neither!
So if you're out tonight celebrating New Year, really tie one on, keep tossing those drinks back. And get yourself a few rounds of tequila at Last Call and toss those puppies down as well. And then make sure to get in your car and drive. Remember, if you're not driving under the influence of at least a 1.95 BAC, you're not really trying.
DRUNK DRIVING MEL (Use the keyboard up and down scroll arrows to navigate Mel's car!)
H/T: Samantha Burns
Check your Drunken Stupor At The Door: How Much Is Too Much For You?
©2006
Really? Really? You mean, when you implement a law that potentially criminalizes more people...the result equals more offenders? No! Really? Really? I'm shocked at how that seemingly difficult and incalculable equation works out. And I don't have a degree in the higher maths, 'neither!
So if you're out tonight celebrating New Year, really tie one on, keep tossing those drinks back. And get yourself a few rounds of tequila at Last Call and toss those puppies down as well. And then make sure to get in your car and drive. Remember, if you're not driving under the influence of at least a 1.95 BAC, you're not really trying.
DRUNK DRIVING MEL (Use the keyboard up and down scroll arrows to navigate Mel's car!)
H/T: Samantha Burns
Check your Drunken Stupor At The Door: How Much Is Too Much For You?
©2006
Tim Johnson:
A 'Terri Schiavo Moment' For The Liberals?
Let me make sure I get this right, I don't want to leave out any important facts: Nevada Senator Harry Reid first expresses his expertise for all of us to witness his ethical, legal and nonappearance of any impropriety in his Real Estate Dealings whereby he makes a very...healthy...profit...when some land is sold that he...didn't...own? (How do I get in on that gravy train like that?)
Then Reid - this genius of the Free Market, this champion of innovators, this wizard of masterfully understanding intricate federal pricing formulas in the dairy industry - Succeeds at putting The Crimp on a Milk Entrepreneur who passed his savings on to his customers. Oh, we can't have consumers saving money, said Harry The Milkman. So he conspired with all the other Milk Producers and slipped an amendment into a spending bill exempting milk plants in the Las Vegas area from federal pricing rules, thereby forcing the entrepreneur to raise his prices to that of his whining, Reid-friendly Milk Producer competitors. This, Reid called, "leveling the playing field."
Now Harry Reid, who has apparently watched one too many episodes of "E.R." (even though he seems like more of a forgetful and doddering "Marcus Welby M.D." guy to me), puts on his stethoscope and plays Doctor by telling us that Senator Tim Johnson "looks good, fine!" Johnson, of course, being the South Dakota Senators who underwent brain surgery earlier this month. Dr. Reid tells us that Johnson, "looks good, fine". Well, so did the pictures and video of Terri Schiavo. Even in their post-mortem pictures both Uday and Qusay Hussein "looked good, fine". Why isn't the public seeing more pictures and video images of Johnson since he "looks good, fine"?
Yeah, I'm sure Johnson is gearing up for a marathon, he must be because Dr. Reid says, "he looks good, fine". But will Johnson be able to fulfill his duties as a Senator from South Dakota and fully represent his constituency in his current state? Of course not. How will he vote; Reid: "Blink once to vote with us, Tim; twice to vote for the Evil Empire"? It's time to pull the plug on Tim Johnson. His condition is irreversible. He's in a permanent vegetative state. This man should not be exploited for politics or for political theater.
So far, the reports from Johnson's doctors don't seem encouraging. He hasn't progressed or improved in the short-term critical weeks following his surgery. His doctors haven't indicated that his level of alertness or responsiveness extends much beyond anyone other than his wife. So, how's he going to cast informed votes on any issues, especially in what Nancy Pelosi self-describes as her most vital and important First One Hundred Days?
The doctors need to pull the plug on Johnson. There's no reason to prolong the obvious and turn him into another Terri Schiavo. The Left certainly taught us this, didn't they? When, and if, no immediate recovery is made from afflictions such as those suffered by Johnson, then it's only a matter of a short time that they reach an unreversable state where a quick death is most merciful and kind - the Left did tell us this, right?
So pull the plug on Tim Johnson, let the man die with dignity. Yeah, it's time to move on.
©2006
Then Reid - this genius of the Free Market, this champion of innovators, this wizard of masterfully understanding intricate federal pricing formulas in the dairy industry - Succeeds at putting The Crimp on a Milk Entrepreneur who passed his savings on to his customers. Oh, we can't have consumers saving money, said Harry The Milkman. So he conspired with all the other Milk Producers and slipped an amendment into a spending bill exempting milk plants in the Las Vegas area from federal pricing rules, thereby forcing the entrepreneur to raise his prices to that of his whining, Reid-friendly Milk Producer competitors. This, Reid called, "leveling the playing field."
Now Harry Reid, who has apparently watched one too many episodes of "E.R." (even though he seems like more of a forgetful and doddering "Marcus Welby M.D." guy to me), puts on his stethoscope and plays Doctor by telling us that Senator Tim Johnson "looks good, fine!" Johnson, of course, being the South Dakota Senators who underwent brain surgery earlier this month. Dr. Reid tells us that Johnson, "looks good, fine". Well, so did the pictures and video of Terri Schiavo. Even in their post-mortem pictures both Uday and Qusay Hussein "looked good, fine". Why isn't the public seeing more pictures and video images of Johnson since he "looks good, fine"?
Yeah, I'm sure Johnson is gearing up for a marathon, he must be because Dr. Reid says, "he looks good, fine". But will Johnson be able to fulfill his duties as a Senator from South Dakota and fully represent his constituency in his current state? Of course not. How will he vote; Reid: "Blink once to vote with us, Tim; twice to vote for the Evil Empire"? It's time to pull the plug on Tim Johnson. His condition is irreversible. He's in a permanent vegetative state. This man should not be exploited for politics or for political theater.
So far, the reports from Johnson's doctors don't seem encouraging. He hasn't progressed or improved in the short-term critical weeks following his surgery. His doctors haven't indicated that his level of alertness or responsiveness extends much beyond anyone other than his wife. So, how's he going to cast informed votes on any issues, especially in what Nancy Pelosi self-describes as her most vital and important First One Hundred Days?
The doctors need to pull the plug on Johnson. There's no reason to prolong the obvious and turn him into another Terri Schiavo. The Left certainly taught us this, didn't they? When, and if, no immediate recovery is made from afflictions such as those suffered by Johnson, then it's only a matter of a short time that they reach an unreversable state where a quick death is most merciful and kind - the Left did tell us this, right?
So pull the plug on Tim Johnson, let the man die with dignity. Yeah, it's time to move on.
©2006
Labels: Liberal Culture of Death, Terri Schiavo
Cloned Food "A-OK!" To Consume, Says FDA
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) ruled that cloned cattle, pigs and goats produced food "as safe as the food we eat every day", BBC:
We have some big appetites to feed out there, damnit!
©2006
The recommendation, coming after a five-year study, is a major step towards allowing food from animals onto US supermarket shelves.
We have some big appetites to feed out there, damnit!
©2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Bob Woodward's Gerald Ford Tapes
In a 2004 interview with Bob Woodward:
Have you heard any clips of these conversations on the news? Worst. Audio. Quality. Ever!
WTF! Bob - it was 2004 - what the hell were you using to record the conversations?
which [President Gerald] Ford asked to be kept secret until his death, the former president said the current administration's decision to wage war in Iraq was a mistake.
Ford also spoke of his close friendship with Richard Nixon, as revealed in tapes of phone conversations between the two men.
Have you heard any clips of these conversations on the news? Worst. Audio. Quality. Ever!
WTF! Bob - it was 2004 - what the hell were you using to record the conversations?
Saddam Hussein: Dead
- His Last Moments, BBC:
Television pictures released by the Iraqi authorities showed [Hussein], bearded and clad in a dark overcoat, appearing alongside masked executioners.
The masked man moved a hand along the former leader's neck and chest, seemingly demonstrating the action of the gallows. He then placed what seemed to be a black cloth around Saddam Hussein's neck.
The former Iraqi leader shrugged and took a step forwards. A rope noose was lowered over his neck.
No footage has been released of what happened beyond that point.
- EU commissioner on external relations Benita Ferrero-Waldner expressed her opposition to death penalty against former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein.
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- German Deputy Foreign Minister Gernot Erler said that Germany held the view that the Iraqi leader was guilty of "serious crimes." However, the government remains opposed to the death penalty no matter where the execution was carried out, Erler said.
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- Iraqi-Americans cheered and cried outside a Dearborn mosque as some Arab media reported that Saddam Hussein was executed.
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-...many of those persecuted by Saddam Hussein's regime, his execution was an event they had been waiting for for decades:
"It is easy when somebody kills your innocent family.
"My brothers and my cousins never did anything against the government or said anything, they were so good."
But she said: "I`m not happy because they didn't show the death in front of the people - I want to see this moment, like every woman, every mother, every sister."
- His Enemies Rejoice, Some Arabs Angry.
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- Kuwaitis Rejoice.
Hugo Chavez To Silence TV Station?
A very interesting news item from the BBC is that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has said he will not renew the licence for the country's second largest TV channel which he says expires in March 2007.
You Liberals would love to see FOX News treated just like Chavez is treating RCTV, wouldn't you? You Liberals would like to see all channels and stations that are critical of Liberalism and Democrats yanked from the airwaves, wouldn't you?
Why are you so afraid of criticism? If your behavior and politics is so sincere and honest, why are you afraid to have it examined? Do you fear someone will find out just how transparent and phony you Libs are?
Yeah, you'd love to do a Chavez and pull a stunt like silencing your media critics. But that will never happen in the U.S. Sad, isn't it, that you'll have to live with the dissection of your actions and words instead of silencing your critics.
©2006
"There will be no new operating licence for this coupist TV channel called RCTV. The operating licence is over... So go and turn off the equipment," Mr Chavez said.
Mr Chavez said the channel was "at the service of coups against the people, against the nation, against national independence, against the dignity of the republic".
The channel is among a number of private TV and radio networks that in recent years have strongly criticized Mr Chavez' government and favoured the opposition.
You Liberals would love to see FOX News treated just like Chavez is treating RCTV, wouldn't you? You Liberals would like to see all channels and stations that are critical of Liberalism and Democrats yanked from the airwaves, wouldn't you?
Why are you so afraid of criticism? If your behavior and politics is so sincere and honest, why are you afraid to have it examined? Do you fear someone will find out just how transparent and phony you Libs are?
Yeah, you'd love to do a Chavez and pull a stunt like silencing your media critics. But that will never happen in the U.S. Sad, isn't it, that you'll have to live with the dissection of your actions and words instead of silencing your critics.
©2006
The Adventures Of Dick Weed, Democrat!
Friday, December 29, 2006
Saddam Hussein's Travel Plans
"Saint" John Edwards
Wow! Did you hear the harsh criticism directed at John Edwards for announcing his run for the '08 White House from New Orleans? Whoa - he received heaping criticism for exploiting and politicizing both New Orleans and Katrina, from where he announced his '08 presidential candidacy.
Local media and New Orleans residents turned out in huge numbers, all of them protesting Edward's use of the setting of the hurricane Katrina tragedy as a political device.
Protestors carried signs and placards denouncing his abuse, misuse, grandstanding and politicization of their home and city!
Actually, you probably know that none of the above happened. Well, other than Edwards did indeed announce his run from New Orleans, that much is true. But the rest is false.
Good thing no Republican candidate has used the World Trade Center site in Manhattan to announce their 2008 presidential candidacy.
You see, just like Military service, it's okay for the Democrats and Liberals to use, abuse and exploit the Military service of John Kerry (he served in Vietnam), or Al Gore (he too served in Vietnam), or John Murtha (former Marine) or General Wesley Clark. It's all perfectly proper for the Left to remind us, every chance they get, that these people have Military service in their background.
But in 1996 it wasn't okay for Republicans to tout Bob Dole's Military service versus Bill Clinton's draft dodging. No, back then the Left cried their usual mantra of, "that's not fair...!", in Dole using his Military service during his campaign. Nor can John McCain really be permitted to tout his Military service in Vietnam...at least according to The Left.
Any time any Conservative speaks of September 11, oh, the Left goes crazy saying things like, "there goes [insert Republican/Conservative name here] exploiting 9-11 again, using scare tactics for their political advantage." But this is all the Left has done for the past five years!
So, while John Edwards receives a Free Pass - from both politicians and the media - in exploiting New Orleans and Katrina, the location from where he announced his presidential run for 2008, we can all hear the squawking from The Left should a Republican or Conservative use a similar geographic setting, site or location in announcing their political aspirations, right?
You DO KNOW by now that using, abusing and exploiting an issue, person, place or thing is completely allowable and permittable for The Left. But Conservatives cannot do the same, at least not without being severely condemned when doing so.
©2006
Local media and New Orleans residents turned out in huge numbers, all of them protesting Edward's use of the setting of the hurricane Katrina tragedy as a political device.
Protestors carried signs and placards denouncing his abuse, misuse, grandstanding and politicization of their home and city!
Actually, you probably know that none of the above happened. Well, other than Edwards did indeed announce his run from New Orleans, that much is true. But the rest is false.
Good thing no Republican candidate has used the World Trade Center site in Manhattan to announce their 2008 presidential candidacy.
You see, just like Military service, it's okay for the Democrats and Liberals to use, abuse and exploit the Military service of John Kerry (he served in Vietnam), or Al Gore (he too served in Vietnam), or John Murtha (former Marine) or General Wesley Clark. It's all perfectly proper for the Left to remind us, every chance they get, that these people have Military service in their background.
But in 1996 it wasn't okay for Republicans to tout Bob Dole's Military service versus Bill Clinton's draft dodging. No, back then the Left cried their usual mantra of, "that's not fair...!", in Dole using his Military service during his campaign. Nor can John McCain really be permitted to tout his Military service in Vietnam...at least according to The Left.
Any time any Conservative speaks of September 11, oh, the Left goes crazy saying things like, "there goes [insert Republican/Conservative name here] exploiting 9-11 again, using scare tactics for their political advantage." But this is all the Left has done for the past five years!
So, while John Edwards receives a Free Pass - from both politicians and the media - in exploiting New Orleans and Katrina, the location from where he announced his presidential run for 2008, we can all hear the squawking from The Left should a Republican or Conservative use a similar geographic setting, site or location in announcing their political aspirations, right?
You DO KNOW by now that using, abusing and exploiting an issue, person, place or thing is completely allowable and permittable for The Left. But Conservatives cannot do the same, at least not without being severely condemned when doing so.
©2006
One Hit News
Saddam Hussein Updates:
- His Lawyers In Last-Ditch Attempts To Stop Hanging. BBC
- Excerpts From From Saddam's Letter: BBC
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- Somalia Facing Months Of Martial Law. The Australian
- U.N. trying to Speed Up Emergency Aid To Somalia. Reuters
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- Passengers Thwart Russian Plane Hi-jacking. New Zealand/Stuff
- Drunken Passenger Cause Of The Ruckus. BBC (You don't suppose it was a Kennedy, do you?)
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- 1976 Olympic Gold Medal Winner Skier, Ivar Formo, found dead; drowns. Aftenposten
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- Chris Hayward dies, age 81. Canyon News
Among many other successes, Hayward was the Co-Creator of "Rocky and Bullwinkle", "The Munsters", Mr. Peabody, a time-traveling dog with a pet boy, and slow-witted mountie Dudley Do-Right. "
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- Bird Flu kills Tenth Victim in Egypt. Gulf Times
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- Death Penalty handed down by Indonesia's highest court [imposing] impose death sentences on three members of the Bali Nine heroin ring because they were integral to the trafficking plot. Canberra News
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- Doctors In Scotland Calling for a booze price hike in a bid to curb alcohol-related violence. Evening Telegraph
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- Parking Ticket Frenzy and Avalanche in Ulster: "Ulster was not properly prepared for the decriminalisation of parking enforcement. Almost £1m has been raised in parking fees in less than a month." Belfast Telegraph
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- Vista Not Getting Invited To Dance: "Windows Vista has been on the market for nearly a month now, but enterprise users and industry experts agree that Microsoft's latest and greatest OS still isn't yet ready to replace XP." PC World
- His Lawyers In Last-Ditch Attempts To Stop Hanging. BBC
- Excerpts From From Saddam's Letter: BBC
"I have written this letter because the lawyers told me that the so-called criminal court - established and named by the invaders - will allow the so-called defendants the chance for a last word.
But that court and its chief judge did not give us the chance to say a word, and issued its verdict without explanation and read out the sentence - dictated by the invaders - without presenting the evidence.
I wanted the people to know this."
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- Somalia Facing Months Of Martial Law. The Australian
- U.N. trying to Speed Up Emergency Aid To Somalia. Reuters
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- Passengers Thwart Russian Plane Hi-jacking. New Zealand/Stuff
- Drunken Passenger Cause Of The Ruckus. BBC (You don't suppose it was a Kennedy, do you?)
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- 1976 Olympic Gold Medal Winner Skier, Ivar Formo, found dead; drowns. Aftenposten
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- Chris Hayward dies, age 81. Canyon News
Among many other successes, Hayward was the Co-Creator of "Rocky and Bullwinkle", "The Munsters", Mr. Peabody, a time-traveling dog with a pet boy, and slow-witted mountie Dudley Do-Right. "
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- Bird Flu kills Tenth Victim in Egypt. Gulf Times
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- Death Penalty handed down by Indonesia's highest court [imposing] impose death sentences on three members of the Bali Nine heroin ring because they were integral to the trafficking plot. Canberra News
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- Doctors In Scotland Calling for a booze price hike in a bid to curb alcohol-related violence. Evening Telegraph
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- Parking Ticket Frenzy and Avalanche in Ulster: "Ulster was not properly prepared for the decriminalisation of parking enforcement. Almost £1m has been raised in parking fees in less than a month." Belfast Telegraph
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- Vista Not Getting Invited To Dance: "Windows Vista has been on the market for nearly a month now, but enterprise users and industry experts agree that Microsoft's latest and greatest OS still isn't yet ready to replace XP." PC World
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Minneapolis Red Stalinist Tribune SOLD!
This can only be described as reality that exceeds satire by an infinite power.
The Minneapolis Star Tribune (a daily newspaper whose Liberal political bias makes The San Francisco Chronicle seem Right-of-Center), was sold by its current owner, The McClatchy Co., to Avista Capital Partner, a private investment group.
The sale caught almost every Star employee by surprise. BIG SURPRISE! BIG, OSAMA OBAMA EAR SIZED SURPRISE!
Please tell me you see the hilarity and irony in..."The Star Tribune" being sold and none of its employees...whose job it is to (ahem)...investigate and break news - and they're completely caught off-guard. Heh...why, the next thing you know AirHead America Radio will file bankruptcy!
Do you mean to tell me that not even Star Tribune Little Eichmann Columnist, "Scoop" Coleman couldn't break or flush out this story before it became public knowledge?
Heh - that's pretty funny. Even better...just like a good little Liberal Butt Wipe paper that the Star Tribune is, it was sold at a loss! You gotta love how Liberals handle business matters, don't you: "Buy high! Sell Low!" Brilliant, just brilliant.
If their reporters can't break their own story of their own paper being sold, why would you trust them on other issues?
©2006
The Minneapolis Star Tribune (a daily newspaper whose Liberal political bias makes The San Francisco Chronicle seem Right-of-Center), was sold by its current owner, The McClatchy Co., to Avista Capital Partner, a private investment group.
The sale caught almost every Star employee by surprise. BIG SURPRISE! BIG, OSAMA OBAMA EAR SIZED SURPRISE!
Please tell me you see the hilarity and irony in..."The Star Tribune" being sold and none of its employees...whose job it is to (ahem)...investigate and break news - and they're completely caught off-guard. Heh...why, the next thing you know AirHead America Radio will file bankruptcy!
Do you mean to tell me that not even Star Tribune Little Eichmann Columnist, "Scoop" Coleman couldn't break or flush out this story before it became public knowledge?
Heh - that's pretty funny. Even better...just like a good little Liberal Butt Wipe paper that the Star Tribune is, it was sold at a loss! You gotta love how Liberals handle business matters, don't you: "Buy high! Sell Low!" Brilliant, just brilliant.
If their reporters can't break their own story of their own paper being sold, why would you trust them on other issues?
©2006
Hillary Clinton Legally Changes
Name To Jesus Of Nazareth
Chappaqua, N.Y. - New York Senator, Hillary Rodham Clinton today legally changed her name to 'Jesus Of Nazareth'. The former first lady made formal the name-change during a brief visit to the Chappaqua Towne Hall where documents were finalized and a fee of $225 was paid.
Amid a flurry of controversy the former Mrs. Clinton defended her name change, denying allegations that she changed her name to make a more favorable impression as a presidential candidate in 2008. She said, "My decision to change my name to Jesus Of Nazareth was not based upon any political advantage it may bring me for any presidential aspirations I may harbor, oh no! I've always been a God-fearing Christian! Always!"
The Main Stream Media is already portraying her name change as nothing more than an honest and earned expression for the Senator and her core religious beliefs and values.
"We are mere mortals. But Senator Hillar---er, Senator Jesus Of Nazareth, well, she's the one who holds us so transfixed by her sincerity," gushed ABC Network News Anchor Charlie Gibson, as he signed off today's newscast.
"Gosh, Golly, Gee," said NBC TV's Network Anchor Brian Williams, "Now that she's changed her name to Jesus of Nazareth, it's one of those things you tell yourself is something that seems so right it makes you wonder why it didn't happen years ago!"
"No one watches me, I have no opinion," chirped in CBS News Anchor Katie Couric.
The Former First Lady told colleagues, "please, I know, getting used to calling me Jesus of Nazareth will take some time for a few of you. Let me say that in the interim, you may refer to me as The Queen of Greatness or All That Is Most Supreme. But eventually, work in the Jesus of Nazareth thing, okay," she said.
©2006
Amid a flurry of controversy the former Mrs. Clinton defended her name change, denying allegations that she changed her name to make a more favorable impression as a presidential candidate in 2008. She said, "My decision to change my name to Jesus Of Nazareth was not based upon any political advantage it may bring me for any presidential aspirations I may harbor, oh no! I've always been a God-fearing Christian! Always!"
The Main Stream Media is already portraying her name change as nothing more than an honest and earned expression for the Senator and her core religious beliefs and values.
"We are mere mortals. But Senator Hillar---er, Senator Jesus Of Nazareth, well, she's the one who holds us so transfixed by her sincerity," gushed ABC Network News Anchor Charlie Gibson, as he signed off today's newscast.
"Gosh, Golly, Gee," said NBC TV's Network Anchor Brian Williams, "Now that she's changed her name to Jesus of Nazareth, it's one of those things you tell yourself is something that seems so right it makes you wonder why it didn't happen years ago!"
"No one watches me, I have no opinion," chirped in CBS News Anchor Katie Couric.
The Former First Lady told colleagues, "please, I know, getting used to calling me Jesus of Nazareth will take some time for a few of you. Let me say that in the interim, you may refer to me as The Queen of Greatness or All That Is Most Supreme. But eventually, work in the Jesus of Nazareth thing, okay," she said.
©2006
President Gerald Ford, RIP
Former President Gerald Ford has died:
Last month he became the longest-living US president when he reached 93 years and 122 days, passing the record held by Ronald Reagan.
Mr Ford was never elected president. He took office after Richard Nixon resigned over the Watergate scandal in 1974 but lost to Jimmy Carter in 1976.
In April 1942 Ford joined the U.S. Naval Reserve receiving a commission as an ensign. In the spring of 1943 he began service in the light aircraft carrier USS MONTEREY. He was first assigned as athletic director and gunnery division officer, then as assistant navigator, with the MONTEREY which took part in most of the major operations in the South Pacific.
James Brown, RIP
Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Carl Perkins, B.B. King, Chuck Berry, The Beatles, Hendrix, Ray Charles, Queen, Nirvana - just a few of the names that come to my mind when thinking of people who forever changed the musical landscape for the better and for future generations. Names that propelled music in a new direction, setting and defining a new line in the sand, a standard never set by anyone preceding them.
Oh yeah, this too was the impact of James Brown , The Godfather Of Soul.
He died on Christmas Day at the age of 73. His unique impact on music was indeed one of those landscape changing moments. Brown had some God-given talent to mix key elements of soul and blues with big-band style horns, saxophones, strings, gospel choir and a Rap beat - years before what we define today as a "Rap beat" - and tweak it with his distinctive voice, setting a standard that others would follow but never redefine or surpass. Even if your taste in music wasn't his music, you have to acknowledge his groundbreaking contributions and influence in music.
Some of the items various items being published that I've read about him:
- He had 60 Top 10 R&B hits, more than any other artist. But less than a dozen Top 10 Pop hits.
- "Those funky horn arrangements and shrieks that define many a Prince song? They defined Brown's music year before."
- He was a consummate professional who carefully orchestrated everything, from his shows to his songs. He wasn't known as a songwriter, but he wrote or co-wrote most of his hits.
- He [perspired] so profusely that people in the front row thought is was raining.
- Grammy in 1965 for "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag"
- Grammy in 1987 for "Living In America"
- Grammy 1992 - Lifetime Achievement
- Born in one room house, raised in poverty
James Brown, the Godfather Of Soul, a textbook definition of the Ultimate American Success Story, a man who worked for it, earned it in every way and deserved the rewards that come with it. Yeah, he had a few problems with the law, liquor, other substances and the ladies - well, so what - who doesn't? He paid his fines and did his times. What more do you want of any man?
I like a lot of talented singers and groups. When one of them I like dies, I try to keep from gushing at how I much I liked them for what they gave us artistically. No doubt they deserve the praise, no doubt about that.
But when they change the scope of their craft, bringing in innovations that, as a result, make everyone else in that craft change what they're doing, the impact cannot be overstated. James Brown is one of these innovators.
"Living In America" - From Rocky IV
Saturday, December 23, 2006
New Posts Are Below / MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I have been updating daily - and I suppose I should have mentioned that the Christmas Tree and the information for Operation Uplink and others in how to help our Military overseas is a STICKY POST - meaning they stay on the top of the page for a while, in this case, until Christmas.
So scroll down for the new posts - and, if you are able to do so - get in touch with Operation Uplink which provides Free Long Distance Calling Cards for our Men and Women overseas so they can phone home. Everything I have read and heard is that these Calling Cards are "gold" to our U.S. Military - so...if you can, make a donation so they can call their loved ones back in the states by contributing to Operation Uplink, AnySoldier.com and Operation DearAbby - all very worthwhile causes.
Operation Uplink:
Via the VFW, Operation UpLink provides FREE, PRE-PAID phone cards to the fine Men and Women in the U.S. Military so that they can call home.
Any Soldier.com Lists items that are needed by our fine Men and Women in The Military.
Any Soldier.com also will accept donations of any amount and will see that the donation is well spent on our fine Men and Women in The Military.
Operation DearAbby allows all of us to "Send a special message to our men and women in the military defending American freedom worldwide."
So scroll down for the new posts - and, if you are able to do so - get in touch with Operation Uplink which provides Free Long Distance Calling Cards for our Men and Women overseas so they can phone home. Everything I have read and heard is that these Calling Cards are "gold" to our U.S. Military - so...if you can, make a donation so they can call their loved ones back in the states by contributing to Operation Uplink, AnySoldier.com and Operation DearAbby - all very worthwhile causes.
Operation Uplink:
Via the VFW, Operation UpLink provides FREE, PRE-PAID phone cards to the fine Men and Women in the U.S. Military so that they can call home.
"Operation Uplink purchases phone cards and distributes them to servicemen and women who are separated from those they care about."
Any Soldier.com Lists items that are needed by our fine Men and Women in The Military.
Any Soldier.com also will accept donations of any amount and will see that the donation is well spent on our fine Men and Women in The Military.
Operation DearAbby allows all of us to "Send a special message to our men and women in the military defending American freedom worldwide."
Friday, December 22, 2006
To Liberals Of Whom It May Concern
Awwwwwwww (sigh), have some of the things I've written on this blog offended your delicate, lady-like, sissified and panty-wearing sensibilities? "Oh, Dat's So Sad!" Go run to Mommy, have her kiss the owie and make it better! Or run to "Daddy" if that's your thing.
There isn't anything that I've written on this blog that's criticized anyone, especially you Liberals and Democrats, that isn't based on facts related to their own behavior, Liberal ideology or facts that are the root and basis of my derision.
You Liberals out there seem to think that criticism, sarcasm, ridicule and yes - "insults" - are reserved for yourselves. Well, they're not.
You don't have a monopoly or exclusive right to anything of the sort. You'd like to think that you own and have sole rights to corrosive and scathing commentary and criticism. Again, you don't - get used to it.
Grow up! Take it like a man (don't get too excited there you bunch of Daddy Girls! )
Do you think you're insulting me when you leave your anonymous and lame-assed comments?
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO KNOW THAT SOMETHING I WROTE HERE JUST CRAWLED UNDER YOUR SKIN AND IRRITATED YOU SO MUCH SO THAT YOU RESPOND LIKE THE DUNCE-CAP-WEARING FOOLS THAT YOU ARE! BWA-HA HA HA HA HA!
Grow a pair, Nancy, grow a pair.
©2006
There isn't anything that I've written on this blog that's criticized anyone, especially you Liberals and Democrats, that isn't based on facts related to their own behavior, Liberal ideology or facts that are the root and basis of my derision.
You Liberals out there seem to think that criticism, sarcasm, ridicule and yes - "insults" - are reserved for yourselves. Well, they're not.
You don't have a monopoly or exclusive right to anything of the sort. You'd like to think that you own and have sole rights to corrosive and scathing commentary and criticism. Again, you don't - get used to it.
Grow up! Take it like a man (don't get too excited there you bunch of Daddy Girls! )
Do you think you're insulting me when you leave your anonymous and lame-assed comments?
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO KNOW THAT SOMETHING I WROTE HERE JUST CRAWLED UNDER YOUR SKIN AND IRRITATED YOU SO MUCH SO THAT YOU RESPOND LIKE THE DUNCE-CAP-WEARING FOOLS THAT YOU ARE! BWA-HA HA HA HA HA!
Grow a pair, Nancy, grow a pair.
©2006
Dear Donald Trump
Add the following individuals to your list of people to sue, along with Rosie O'Moo, because they also said this morning that you had indeed filed bankruptcy: Elayne Boosler and Merrill Markoe.
Both said "he [Donald Trump] filed bankruptcy", at fifty minutes past the hour, in the second hour of Liberal Radio's Stephanie Miller Show.
Boosler and Markoe were filling in, sub-hosting for the vacationing Miller.
Thanks!
(Merrill Markoe's claim to fame, for those of you who don't know who she is, of course is that David Letterman used to Schtoop her...that is, before he developed better and more refined taste in women.)
©2006
Both said "he [Donald Trump] filed bankruptcy", at fifty minutes past the hour, in the second hour of Liberal Radio's Stephanie Miller Show.
Boosler and Markoe were filling in, sub-hosting for the vacationing Miller.
Thanks!
(Merrill Markoe's claim to fame, for those of you who don't know who she is, of course is that David Letterman used to Schtoop her...that is, before he developed better and more refined taste in women.)
©2006
The Adventures Of Dick Weed, Democrat!
Donald Trump: He 'Da Man!
So...The Liberals, who tell us that they are the ones all about forgiving people and giving them second and third and more chances...now tell us, through their spokescow Rosie O'Moo, that Miss America, Tara Conner, shouldn't get a second chance, nor should the owner of The Miss USA Franchise, Donald Trump, have given her a second chance. Huh...how about that.
Trump calls Rosie "A Fat Slob":
"[O'Donnell] is totally out of control," Trump told the Daily News. "I'm worth billions of dollars, and I have to listen to this fat slob?"
"[O'Donnell] is a very, very unattractive woman who really is a bully."
"Rosie is a loser."
"I'll sue her because it would be fun."
Fantastic for The Donald. He's dead-on right about Rosie O'Moo.
©2006
Calvin Kleinstinov Presents Polonium 210
The Cologne For Liberals Everywhere This Holiday Season.
Give the Gift of Scent To Your Favorite Liberal.
Tell them to Apply it Liberally!
POLONIUM 210! Available In Finer Department Stores Everywhere!
©2006
Give the Gift of Scent To Your Favorite Liberal.
Tell them to Apply it Liberally!
POLONIUM 210! Available In Finer Department Stores Everywhere!
©2006
Sandy Berger: Lucky He's Not A Republican
Can you imagine the political reactions of seething rage and hatred for what Sandy Berger did if he had been a Republican! The shrieking pitch would be deafening.
"I didn't steal those hamburgers!"
Let me get this right: The EX U.S. National Security Advisor, during his trial admits he "intentionally took and deliberately destroyed classified documents."
Now he claims it was an accident? He was "sloppy"?
From AP News:
news Talking Points.
©2006
"I didn't steal those hamburgers!"
Let me get this right: The EX U.S. National Security Advisor, during his trial admits he "intentionally took and deliberately destroyed classified documents."
Now he claims it was an accident? He was "sloppy"?
From AP News:
"There is absolutely no way to determine if Berger swiped any of these original documents. Consequently, there is no way to ever know if the 9/11 Commission received all required materials," said [Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va.]
Inspector General Paul Brachfeld reported that National Archives employees spotted Berger bending down and fiddling with something white around his ankles.
[Berger] headed toward a construction area. ... Mr. Berger looked up and down the street, up into the windows of the Archives and the DOJ (Department of Justice), and did not see anyone," the interview notes said.
He then slid the documents under a construction trailer, according to the inspector general. Berger acknowledged that he later retrieved the documents from the construction area and returned with them to his office.
While ABC, CNN, and Fox News all reported that Sandy Berger took documents from the National Archives, hid them, and destroyed them, only viewers of Fox learned that Mr. Berger had taken multiple copies of the same document in an apparent attempt to get rid of all copies of it.
And only viewers of Fox and Friends learned that when the National Archives got the documents back from Mr. Berger, the documents were so unorganized that they aren't sure all pages were returned.
©2006
MrsSatan Seeking More Attention
*****************MrsSatan's Faces Of Socialism
Still playing coy...unsure if she's going to make a presidential run for 2008. Still fooling only those who are dumb enough to be fooled or those that blindly follow Socialism because they too are pure Socialists.
Bubba Is a Looming Force in MrsSatan's Race ABC News:
How does Bill Clinton, a political rock star and constant center of attention, learn to step back into the shadows and let his wife take center stage?
"With Bill Clinton, there is always the good and the bad," said Stephen Hess, a Brookings Institution political analyst.
MrsSatan talks of Family Holiday Traditions (like throwing plates and drinking glasses at your husband?) Happy News.com:
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton got into the holiday spirit Wednesday, describing her family's Christmas traditions, as well as the political mood, hinting it might be time for a mom to occupy the Oval Office.
''We've never had a mother who ever ran for or held that position,'' the former first lady told the all-female cast of ABC's ''The View.''
And then...and then...MrsSatan has the issue of the albatross of her husband around her neck Concord monitor:
...political Kabuki - Bill Clinton, held in check - on a night that some observers saw as the start of Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign. Bill is poised to mightily help or deeply hurt his wife's White House prospects. Either way, his impact will be profound as he undertakes the unprecedented role of ex-president turned male campaign spouse to the first woman ever to have a serious shot at the presidency.
©2006
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Dear TIME Magazine...
HNN: Hillary News Network™© (or: What's MrsSatan Up To Now?)
Oh, that Hillary Clinton MrsSatan. She's turning up more than jock itch in a locker room these days, isn't she? She just can't seem to escape from the press, cameras and the microphones. You don't suppose she's actively seeking the MSM out, do you? Why ... that's so unlike her.
MrsSatan Flip-Flops on her vote, voting for the Iraq War:
I can only imagine:
The Dead Peter Jennings: "MrsSatan, you agreed that pulling the Troops out early will result in chaos. What do you plan to do so that isn't the case?"
MrsSatan: "Homina, Homina, Homina, Homina, Homina, Homina."
And National Pubic Radio seems to believe that it's time for a woman in the White House because...well, because....well, not for any reason, mind you -- why -- it's just time for a woman in the White House.
I really like some of her quotes that are Collected Here:
The Faces of Unadulterated Socialism:
****************"NO! MORE! WIRE! HANGERS!"
©2006
MrsSatan Flip-Flops on her vote, voting for the Iraq War:
[appearing] on NBC's "Today" show, saying, "Obviously, if we knew then what we know now, there wouldn't have been a vote," she said in her usual refrain before adding, "and I certainly wouldn't have voted that way."
Hasselbeck: "So if you pull out too early, will that create more chaos?"
Clinton: "That’s right. Well, the, but, but the issue is, how do we get the Iraqis to start taking responsibility for themselves?"
I can only imagine:
The Dead Peter Jennings: "MrsSatan, you agreed that pulling the Troops out early will result in chaos. What do you plan to do so that isn't the case?"
MrsSatan: "Homina, Homina, Homina, Homina, Homina, Homina."
And National Pubic Radio seems to believe that it's time for a woman in the White House because...well, because....well, not for any reason, mind you -- why -- it's just time for a woman in the White House.
I really like some of her quotes that are Collected Here:
“We just can’t trust the American people to make these types of decisions. …Government has to make these choices for people.” —Hillary Clinton circa 1993, speaking to Rep. Dennis Hastert on the issue of who should control the allocation of money in her health care reform plan.
“I believe in evil, and I think that there are evil people in the world.” —Hillary Clinton, in 1993, stating her opinion not of the terrorists who had just bombed the World Trade Center, but of those who opposed her health care reform plan.
“The unfettered free market has been the most radically disruptive force in American life in the last generation."
“We can’t afford to have that money go to the private sector. The money has to go to the federal government because the federal government will spend that money better than the private sector will spend it.” —First Lady Hillary Clinton, in 1993, regarding health care reform.
“I pledge allegiance to the America that can be.” —Hillary Clinton, reluctant to say the Pledge of Allegiance, according to Chris Matthews.
The Faces of Unadulterated Socialism:
****************"NO! MORE! WIRE! HANGERS!"
©2006
The Tale Of Bonnie Bleskachek
The story of Bonnie Bleskachek is getting a lot of local press. You may have heard some of it, or maybe you've heard nothing at all. I'm not going to spend much time on it.
Back in 2004, Minneapolis' Dim-Wit Mayor R.T. Rybak nominated her for Fire Chief, and she got the job.
And since then, it's been one problem after the other.
A fifth firefighter has filed a lawsuit against embattled Minneapolis Fire Chief Bonnie Bleskachek - this time alleging libel, slander and defamation:
From MN Pubic Radio:
©2006
Back in 2004, Minneapolis' Dim-Wit Mayor R.T. Rybak nominated her for Fire Chief, and she got the job.
And since then, it's been one problem after the other.
A fifth firefighter has filed a lawsuit against embattled Minneapolis Fire Chief Bonnie Bleskachek - this time alleging libel, slander and defamation:
The lawsuit claims that the suspension was "attributable to the fact that Bleskachek previously had a personal intimate relationship with [Lemon]".
Lemon also is suing the chief. Lemon claims that Bleskachek pursued a sexual relationship with her, and that when Lemon rebuffed her, Bleskachek denied her training and advancement opportunities.
The city is reportedly near a settlement in the Lemon suit. Two other lawsuits have been settled.
From MN Pubic Radio:
Bleskachek denied that she mistreated Lemon, but acknowledged there was a fight [Ed. Note: Does it still count as a "cat fight" when the women fighting are Lesbians?] -- although she did not mention Hanson by name. However Attorney Marshall Tanick says there was no fight, and his client Shanna Hanson was defamed because it could be determined that Bleskachek was talking about her.
©2006
Elayne Boosler And Rob Reiner:
Separated At Birth?
Are all the Liberal Talk Radio Hosts looking for other jobs this week? I haven't heard Ratty Rhodes for three days now (see post below).
And Stephanie Miller is on vacation this week because Elayne Boosler is sub-hosting that program.
If you don't know Boosler or are not familiar with her stand-up comedy, just think of her as Rita Rudner-lite.
But it sure seems to me that Boosler and Reiner were separated at birth!
Or are they the same person? Have you ever seen the two of them together in the same room?
The Moon-Pie Faced Elayne Boosler and Rob "I've Never Met a 53 Course Meal I Didn't Go Back For Seconds And Thirds For" Reiner
©2006
And Stephanie Miller is on vacation this week because Elayne Boosler is sub-hosting that program.
If you don't know Boosler or are not familiar with her stand-up comedy, just think of her as Rita Rudner-lite.
But it sure seems to me that Boosler and Reiner were separated at birth!
Or are they the same person? Have you ever seen the two of them together in the same room?
The Moon-Pie Faced Elayne Boosler and Rob "I've Never Met a 53 Course Meal I Didn't Go Back For Seconds And Thirds For" Reiner
©2006
Labels: Ratty Rhodes
Stacy Taylor
Substitute hosting on Liberal Talk Radio for the DNA consuming Ratty Rhodes last night was San Diego's "independent and progressive voice" Stacy Taylor.
Taylor called White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, "...a submissive bottom to the president." This quote 22 minutes into hour two of the program.
Now, Tony Snow doesn't need me to defend him. But I did think it funny that a guy named "Stacy" would accuse another man of being a "submissive bottom".
Then again, maybe Stacy knows what being a submissive bottom is all about?
Stacy Taylor...That's STACY...STACY Taylor
©2006
Taylor called White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, "...a submissive bottom to the president." This quote 22 minutes into hour two of the program.
Now, Tony Snow doesn't need me to defend him. But I did think it funny that a guy named "Stacy" would accuse another man of being a "submissive bottom".
Then again, maybe Stacy knows what being a submissive bottom is all about?
Stacy Taylor...That's STACY...STACY Taylor
©2006
Labels: Ratty Rhodes
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Ed Schultz's Letter To Santa Claus!
Liberal Talk Radio's Big Ed Schultz writes a Letter to Santa Claus.
And, of course, we have the audio!
Click on the > to hear Liberal Talk Radio Ed Schultz's Letter To Santa.
Big Ed! (Merry Christmas Ed! Really, you're not that bad...sort of...)
Voice is impersonated. Or... is it?
Reference: Ed Schultz Shoots His Dog
©2006
And, of course, we have the audio!
Click on the > to hear Liberal Talk Radio Ed Schultz's Letter To Santa.
Big Ed! (Merry Christmas Ed! Really, you're not that bad...sort of...)
Voice is impersonated. Or... is it?
Reference: Ed Schultz Shoots His Dog
©2006
Labels: Ed Schultz
The Adventures Of Dick Weed, Democrat!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
The Top Eleven Winners Of
The 2006 First Annual LPOS© Awards
Welcome to The 2006 First Annual MrsSatan blog LPOS Awards
Regular readers may be familiar with my acronym, LPOS , for Liberal Piece (Pieces when used in plural form) of Shit when referring to the Extreme Hardcore Insane Lefty Liberals.
LPOS can be spoken and pronounced by saying each of its individual letters: "L-P-O-S", although the preferred pronunciation is saying it as one full actual word: "EL-POSS" with a short vowel sound over the "O".
The criteria and qualifications is most stringent in deciding who is eligible and ultimately selected for this great, prestigious and distinctive honour. This is no casual list of Liberal Lunatics, not by a long shot.
Each of these LPOS has shown themselves to be extremely hypocritical. They apply a set of standards to others that they do not apply to themselves or other Extreme Hardcore Insane Lefty Liberals.
They are a myopically selfish group of individuals who subjectively and selectively judge those that do not fully agree with their own philosophies and ideologies.
Their mission of anything politic is motivated by only one thing: Furthering The Liberal Agenda. Each of these LPOS demonstrates an unequalled and egregious knack for their prejudiced and intolerant political partisanship far exceeding the level of your Average Run-Of-The-Mill Liberal.
Each of these LPOS sets a new standard, possessing an amazing ability to deny both truth and facts, always blazing a new trail in setting the bar higher for Liberals who follow them, making it harder and harder to define the Edge of Extreme Liberalism.
Thus, I am proud to present the top eleven recipients of the MrsSatan blog's 2006 First Annual LPOS Awards:
11: AirHead America Host Al O'FrankenFailure - every time he opens his mouth and speaks, lies come out. Every. Single. Time. Always. Without Fail. Always. Forever. While eager to hold accountable and judge those who differ with his own personal political philosophy, he steadfastly refuses to apply the same standard to any Liberal. When he can't find anything factual to criticize those he hates, he manufactures and attributes half-truths and conjecture as fact. A Greater Liar you will not find --- anywhere!
10: MSNBC Wiener Keith Olbermann - for being himself. It's unfortunate his parents weren't militant believers in abortion. Had they been so, they could have saved us from this bloated, phony, selfish degenerate. Olberweinie considers himself an informed pundit. No, this man is pure flatulence. Keep all flames a safe distance from him.
9: Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton A Tag Team Counting As One - for their unparalleled applications of racial hypocrisy. While correctly condemning racist statements made by people like Michael Richards, they manage to remain completely silent in condemning racist remarks made by individuals like Hillary Clinton, Spike Lee and Chris Rock.
8: Albert Gore, Jr. - While we thank the former Vice President and LOSING Democrat presidential nominee for inventing the internets, he is to be condemned for his panicky, unrelenting, hyperbolic and rank hypocritical efforts to stop so-called global warming while allowing himself the right to deplete as much energy as possible by flying here, there and everywhere with a motorcade in tow that makes funeral processions for heads of state seem small by comparison.
7: Kofi "Hell No" Annan, Outgoing United Nations Secretary General - A ten-year tenure as the head of the UN and a ten-year record of nothing substantial or proactive to offer any country, nation or people. Whether its the Oil For Food Scandal, cozying up with dictators, expressing sympathy for terrorists, an unrelenting push for worldwide Socialism, his eagerness to sacrifice his son, DeCaf, in the Oil For Food Scandal thereby keeping the wolves at bay from himself or looking the other way while Rwandans were slaughtered- Kofi's actions demonstrate every reason why the U.S. Ambassador to the UN has to be someone like John Bolton. When asked to resign from his post because of the OIL FOR FOOD SCANDAL, Annan replied, "HELL NO!" And for his failed attempts to claim "ownership" of the internet through co-opting ICANN into the UN.
6: Cindy Sheehan - the most recent Liberal Cause Celebre' Poster Girl for the Democrats since Lila Lipscomb, she allows herself to be used and abused by the Hardcore Left, exploiting a personal tragedy and redefining the definition of Over The Top Pro-Socialist Behavior. Whether protesting by sitting in a ditch in Texas, smooching cozily with Venezuela's Socialist Leader Hugo Chavez, getting herself arrested, claiming to "fast" but not really doing so, Mother Sheehan reinvents and adapts herself to whatever needs the Left feels they must exploit for the political moment. Cindy is there for them, ready to proudly service their needs and allow herself to be manipulated.
5: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - for being a despot and madman, for advocating the annihilation of Israel, for suggesting Israel "relocate" to Alaska or Germany, for seeking nuclear weapons, for harassing the people of the United States and their President with rambling and incoherent letters, for being the titular hero for U.S. Liberals and Democrats, for banning "indecent music" and shutting down newspapers in his own country based on political ideology. For being the Adolf Hitler of our time, of which the Left refuses to acknowledge.
4: Senator John Kerry - for his LONG and DOCUMENTED HISTORY of insulting the U.S. Military:
Vietnam: "Atrocities [by US Soldiers] occur every day in Vietnam." "I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers." "I personally witnessed instances of electronic torture."
Iraq: "And there is no reason, Bob (Schieffer, CBS host of "Face The Nation), that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs."
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Most prominently however, for Kerry failing to instruct his supporters to "back off and cease and desist" the reprehensible and disgusting treatment and actions taken toward the Swift Boat Veterans during the 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry could have told those who smeared the SBV's to stop the attacks, but he didn't. He allowed them to run wild with their baseless and fraudulent allegations towards the fine Members of the Swift Boat Veterans. Kerry has no shame, none at all.
Oh - and for his ridiculous appearance in one of the 2004 presidential debates showing up with his hideously fake Tan In A Can looking darker than any equatorial native.
John Kerry, the man and the senator, is a Botched Joke who never was, is not now and never will be funny or anything remotely approaching humorous.
You may be thinking by now, if the Number 4 LPOS is John Kerry, why, who could possibly be in the number three, two and one spot?
Well, dear reader, just continue reading.
3: Congressman John Murtha - like Kerry, for condemning the U.S. Military by calling our Marines "murderers". For advocating the Iraq strategy of cut-and-run, for his resistance to work with "Screw them" Republicans, for whining about being called a "Defeatocrat", for calling an ethics and lobbying reform bill being pushed by HIS OWN PARTY LEADERS, "Total Crap", for - at the very least - the appearance of impropriety of his Washington lobbyist brother, Robert "Kit" Murtha, whose firm reeled in millions and millions of dollars for its defense contractor clients in the 2004 Defense appropriations bill - a committee of which John Murtha sat on. For being given by CREW a "dishonorable mention" for being "involved in a number of pay-to play schemes involving former staffers and his brother 'Kit' and for proudly stating again and again that he proudly "Voted against every tax cut."
2: Arizona Senator Harry Reid - for redefining the ultimate text book case example of a conflict of interest and the blatant appearance of impropriety of his multiple land deals in his home state and his Milk Producers scandal. Whether he's profiting from land being sold that he didn't own or lobbying for a bridge near the Colorado River where he oddly just happens to own land, Reid escapes scot-free from all investigation because he's a Militant Card Carrying Liberal. While claiming he identifies with, and represents, every day people, Reid lives in a state of undeniable comfort and bliss...from his Suite at The Ritz.
And the Number One Winner of the 2006 First Annual LPOS Award is:
Virginia's Kiddie P0rn Writer Cum Senator-Elect Jim Webb.
For rank and unparalleled behavior exploiting the War in Iraq by wearing his son's combat boots - his son serving in Iraq - (keep in mind no Conservative could ever get away, or escape unrelenting criticism from The Left, by wearing their son's combat boots during a campaign) and for his disgusting and obscene novel writing:
Lost Soldiers: "A shirtless man walked toward them along a mud pathway. A naked boy ran happily toward him from a little plot of dirt. The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy's penis in his mouth."
Something to Die For: "Fogarty . . . watch[ed] a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up [and] left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina."
A Sense of Honor: "...that is, if you knew who your sister was, Brustein, and if she'd been born with anything between her legs except an asshole, I'd be happy to bring some class to your low-rent name by knocking the bitch up."
A Sense of Honor: "She wasn't bad looking, he mused again, staring at her thin frame. If she'd just get laid every now and then she'd mellow out and stop being such a damn witch."
And for his total lack of effort to express "working beyond party lines" in his behavior, actions and response - saying he wanted to "slug the president", when asked by President Bush, "How's your boy."
Honorable Mentions:
Robin Williams: You were funnier when you were a cokehead and a drunk. Please return to consuming those two vices. Thank you.
Howard Dean, DNC Chairman - for displaying the most bitter and partisan political rhetoric since Joseph Goebbels.
Michael Moore: For being the Fat Bastard propagandist that he is.
Nancy Peloshit: Multi-multi-multi-millionaire limousine Liberal who Marched hand-in-hand in a parade with a self-acknowledged gay pedophile.
Rob "Meathead" Reiner for his preschool commission violating state law and his not being held accountable or answerable to anyone at all. Good thing this didn't happen to Mel Gibson! Thirteen months ago a Field Poll Reflected that 41% of people polled viewed Reiner UNFAVORABLY! Gee Rob, those numbers aren't much higher than approval ratings for President Bush! How does that make you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel? Go eat something rich and full of calories, like a warehouse full of ice cream, you'll feel better.
Helen Thomas, Press reporter since The Madison Administration, this sour, old and wrinkly grape couldn't report objectively on the misdeeds of Democrats if her life depended on it.
Patrick Kennedy, for his Late Night Joy Ride and his ubiquitous Kennedy behavior of blaming booze and prescription drugs for his actions. A Kennedy...boozing it up? Really?!
Madeleine Albright, EX Secretary of State - for placating North Korea and Kimmy Jong Il, for the war atrocities she is responsible for in Bosnia, but mostly for her sick salivating response to "60 Minutes'" on 5/12/96 with Leslie Stahl's question:
"We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"
And Albright's answer: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it."
Hugo Chavez, "Democratically Elected" president of Venezuela, for his "Bush is The Devil" speech. This two-bit dictator is just the kind of socialist we would have killed in WW II, and then happily celebrate his demise.
Tony Bennett, crooner - just shut up about politics, old man, and sing. That's all we want to hear come out of your mouth. Sing, old man, sing.
Jason Leopold, predictor that "Karl Rove will be indicted any day now..." Are you Still standing by that prediction, Jason?
Barbra Streisand, for being a Liberal Political Tool, manufacturing faux-protest shouting matches during her recent concert tour. What aExpletive Deleted !
Ratty Rhodes, AirHead America Talking Head - for hypocrisy that knows no bounds when it comes to applying a different standard to Liberals than she applies to Conservatives and for knowingly telling her listeners blatant lies that she claims is truth. Ratty, a self-described former rock star groupie, simply consumed too much rock star...uh...DNA during her years as a groupie. There's no other explanation for it. Squeeze her fat head, and DNA shoots out from her ears. (Oh...my bad.)
Kimmy Jong Il - North Korea's ill tempered dictator, suffering from short man syndrome and grotesque delusions of grandeur.
Who will the nominees and winner be in 2007? Gee, you don't suppose many of the above same names will reappear twelve months from now, do you?
©2006
Regular readers may be familiar with my acronym, LPOS , for Liberal Piece (Pieces when used in plural form) of Shit when referring to the Extreme Hardcore Insane Lefty Liberals.
LPOS can be spoken and pronounced by saying each of its individual letters: "L-P-O-S", although the preferred pronunciation is saying it as one full actual word: "EL-POSS" with a short vowel sound over the "O".
The criteria and qualifications is most stringent in deciding who is eligible and ultimately selected for this great, prestigious and distinctive honour. This is no casual list of Liberal Lunatics, not by a long shot.
Each of these LPOS has shown themselves to be extremely hypocritical. They apply a set of standards to others that they do not apply to themselves or other Extreme Hardcore Insane Lefty Liberals.
They are a myopically selfish group of individuals who subjectively and selectively judge those that do not fully agree with their own philosophies and ideologies.
Their mission of anything politic is motivated by only one thing: Furthering The Liberal Agenda. Each of these LPOS demonstrates an unequalled and egregious knack for their prejudiced and intolerant political partisanship far exceeding the level of your Average Run-Of-The-Mill Liberal.
Each of these LPOS sets a new standard, possessing an amazing ability to deny both truth and facts, always blazing a new trail in setting the bar higher for Liberals who follow them, making it harder and harder to define the Edge of Extreme Liberalism.
Thus, I am proud to present the top eleven recipients of the MrsSatan blog's 2006 First Annual LPOS Awards:
11: AirHead America Host Al O'FrankenFailure - every time he opens his mouth and speaks, lies come out. Every. Single. Time. Always. Without Fail. Always. Forever. While eager to hold accountable and judge those who differ with his own personal political philosophy, he steadfastly refuses to apply the same standard to any Liberal. When he can't find anything factual to criticize those he hates, he manufactures and attributes half-truths and conjecture as fact. A Greater Liar you will not find --- anywhere!
10: MSNBC Wiener Keith Olbermann - for being himself. It's unfortunate his parents weren't militant believers in abortion. Had they been so, they could have saved us from this bloated, phony, selfish degenerate. Olberweinie considers himself an informed pundit. No, this man is pure flatulence. Keep all flames a safe distance from him.
9: Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton A Tag Team Counting As One - for their unparalleled applications of racial hypocrisy. While correctly condemning racist statements made by people like Michael Richards, they manage to remain completely silent in condemning racist remarks made by individuals like Hillary Clinton, Spike Lee and Chris Rock.
8: Albert Gore, Jr. - While we thank the former Vice President and LOSING Democrat presidential nominee for inventing the internets, he is to be condemned for his panicky, unrelenting, hyperbolic and rank hypocritical efforts to stop so-called global warming while allowing himself the right to deplete as much energy as possible by flying here, there and everywhere with a motorcade in tow that makes funeral processions for heads of state seem small by comparison.
7: Kofi "Hell No" Annan, Outgoing United Nations Secretary General - A ten-year tenure as the head of the UN and a ten-year record of nothing substantial or proactive to offer any country, nation or people. Whether its the Oil For Food Scandal, cozying up with dictators, expressing sympathy for terrorists, an unrelenting push for worldwide Socialism, his eagerness to sacrifice his son, DeCaf, in the Oil For Food Scandal thereby keeping the wolves at bay from himself or looking the other way while Rwandans were slaughtered- Kofi's actions demonstrate every reason why the U.S. Ambassador to the UN has to be someone like John Bolton. When asked to resign from his post because of the OIL FOR FOOD SCANDAL, Annan replied, "HELL NO!" And for his failed attempts to claim "ownership" of the internet through co-opting ICANN into the UN.
6: Cindy Sheehan - the most recent Liberal Cause Celebre' Poster Girl for the Democrats since Lila Lipscomb, she allows herself to be used and abused by the Hardcore Left, exploiting a personal tragedy and redefining the definition of Over The Top Pro-Socialist Behavior. Whether protesting by sitting in a ditch in Texas, smooching cozily with Venezuela's Socialist Leader Hugo Chavez, getting herself arrested, claiming to "fast" but not really doing so, Mother Sheehan reinvents and adapts herself to whatever needs the Left feels they must exploit for the political moment. Cindy is there for them, ready to proudly service their needs and allow herself to be manipulated.
5: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - for being a despot and madman, for advocating the annihilation of Israel, for suggesting Israel "relocate" to Alaska or Germany, for seeking nuclear weapons, for harassing the people of the United States and their President with rambling and incoherent letters, for being the titular hero for U.S. Liberals and Democrats, for banning "indecent music" and shutting down newspapers in his own country based on political ideology. For being the Adolf Hitler of our time, of which the Left refuses to acknowledge.
4: Senator John Kerry - for his LONG and DOCUMENTED HISTORY of insulting the U.S. Military:
Vietnam: "Atrocities [by US Soldiers] occur every day in Vietnam." "I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers." "I personally witnessed instances of electronic torture."
Iraq: "And there is no reason, Bob (Schieffer, CBS host of "Face The Nation), that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs."
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Most prominently however, for Kerry failing to instruct his supporters to "back off and cease and desist" the reprehensible and disgusting treatment and actions taken toward the Swift Boat Veterans during the 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry could have told those who smeared the SBV's to stop the attacks, but he didn't. He allowed them to run wild with their baseless and fraudulent allegations towards the fine Members of the Swift Boat Veterans. Kerry has no shame, none at all.
Oh - and for his ridiculous appearance in one of the 2004 presidential debates showing up with his hideously fake Tan In A Can looking darker than any equatorial native.
John Kerry, the man and the senator, is a Botched Joke who never was, is not now and never will be funny or anything remotely approaching humorous.
You may be thinking by now, if the Number 4 LPOS is John Kerry, why, who could possibly be in the number three, two and one spot?
Well, dear reader, just continue reading.
3: Congressman John Murtha - like Kerry, for condemning the U.S. Military by calling our Marines "murderers". For advocating the Iraq strategy of cut-and-run, for his resistance to work with "Screw them" Republicans, for whining about being called a "Defeatocrat", for calling an ethics and lobbying reform bill being pushed by HIS OWN PARTY LEADERS, "Total Crap", for - at the very least - the appearance of impropriety of his Washington lobbyist brother, Robert "Kit" Murtha, whose firm reeled in millions and millions of dollars for its defense contractor clients in the 2004 Defense appropriations bill - a committee of which John Murtha sat on. For being given by CREW a "dishonorable mention" for being "involved in a number of pay-to play schemes involving former staffers and his brother 'Kit' and for proudly stating again and again that he proudly "Voted against every tax cut."
2: Arizona Senator Harry Reid - for redefining the ultimate text book case example of a conflict of interest and the blatant appearance of impropriety of his multiple land deals in his home state and his Milk Producers scandal. Whether he's profiting from land being sold that he didn't own or lobbying for a bridge near the Colorado River where he oddly just happens to own land, Reid escapes scot-free from all investigation because he's a Militant Card Carrying Liberal. While claiming he identifies with, and represents, every day people, Reid lives in a state of undeniable comfort and bliss...from his Suite at The Ritz.
And the Number One Winner of the 2006 First Annual LPOS Award is:
Virginia's Kiddie P0rn Writer Cum Senator-Elect Jim Webb.
For rank and unparalleled behavior exploiting the War in Iraq by wearing his son's combat boots - his son serving in Iraq - (keep in mind no Conservative could ever get away, or escape unrelenting criticism from The Left, by wearing their son's combat boots during a campaign) and for his disgusting and obscene novel writing:
Lost Soldiers: "A shirtless man walked toward them along a mud pathway. A naked boy ran happily toward him from a little plot of dirt. The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy's penis in his mouth."
Something to Die For: "Fogarty . . . watch[ed] a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up [and] left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina."
A Sense of Honor: "...that is, if you knew who your sister was, Brustein, and if she'd been born with anything between her legs except an asshole, I'd be happy to bring some class to your low-rent name by knocking the bitch up."
A Sense of Honor: "She wasn't bad looking, he mused again, staring at her thin frame. If she'd just get laid every now and then she'd mellow out and stop being such a damn witch."
And for his total lack of effort to express "working beyond party lines" in his behavior, actions and response - saying he wanted to "slug the president", when asked by President Bush, "How's your boy."
We Salute you, Jim Webb, as the Clear Winner of The 2006 First Annual LPOS Award:
Honorable Mentions:
Robin Williams: You were funnier when you were a cokehead and a drunk. Please return to consuming those two vices. Thank you.
Howard Dean, DNC Chairman - for displaying the most bitter and partisan political rhetoric since Joseph Goebbels.
Michael Moore: For being the Fat Bastard propagandist that he is.
Nancy Peloshit: Multi-multi-multi-millionaire limousine Liberal who Marched hand-in-hand in a parade with a self-acknowledged gay pedophile.
Rob "Meathead" Reiner for his preschool commission violating state law and his not being held accountable or answerable to anyone at all. Good thing this didn't happen to Mel Gibson! Thirteen months ago a Field Poll Reflected that 41% of people polled viewed Reiner UNFAVORABLY! Gee Rob, those numbers aren't much higher than approval ratings for President Bush! How does that make you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel? Go eat something rich and full of calories, like a warehouse full of ice cream, you'll feel better.
Helen Thomas, Press reporter since The Madison Administration, this sour, old and wrinkly grape couldn't report objectively on the misdeeds of Democrats if her life depended on it.
Patrick Kennedy, for his Late Night Joy Ride and his ubiquitous Kennedy behavior of blaming booze and prescription drugs for his actions. A Kennedy...boozing it up? Really?!
Madeleine Albright, EX Secretary of State - for placating North Korea and Kimmy Jong Il, for the war atrocities she is responsible for in Bosnia, but mostly for her sick salivating response to "60 Minutes'" on 5/12/96 with Leslie Stahl's question:
"We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"
And Albright's answer: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it."
Hugo Chavez, "Democratically Elected" president of Venezuela, for his "Bush is The Devil" speech. This two-bit dictator is just the kind of socialist we would have killed in WW II, and then happily celebrate his demise.
Tony Bennett, crooner - just shut up about politics, old man, and sing. That's all we want to hear come out of your mouth. Sing, old man, sing.
Jason Leopold, predictor that "Karl Rove will be indicted any day now..." Are you Still standing by that prediction, Jason?
Barbra Streisand, for being a Liberal Political Tool, manufacturing faux-protest shouting matches during her recent concert tour. What a
Ratty Rhodes, AirHead America Talking Head - for hypocrisy that knows no bounds when it comes to applying a different standard to Liberals than she applies to Conservatives and for knowingly telling her listeners blatant lies that she claims is truth. Ratty, a self-described former rock star groupie, simply consumed too much rock star...uh...DNA during her years as a groupie. There's no other explanation for it. Squeeze her fat head, and DNA shoots out from her ears. (Oh...my bad.)
Kimmy Jong Il - North Korea's ill tempered dictator, suffering from short man syndrome and grotesque delusions of grandeur.
Who will the nominees and winner be in 2007? Gee, you don't suppose many of the above same names will reappear twelve months from now, do you?
©2006
Labels: Keith Olberwiener, LPOS, Ratty Rhodes, Sheehan
Monday, December 18, 2006
Yes Indeedily Dideely...You Are That Dense!
Or, you're just caught up in your blinders, unable to see anything beyond what you want to see.
The Image at the bottom of this post has nothing to do with race, color or ethnicity. It has everything to do with the juxtaposition of those who are members of the Overabundant "Haves" versus the "Have-Nots".
The image illustrates, by using extreme irony, the vast economic and societal inequalities between someone like Michael Moore - a man who represents and is symbolic of self-gluttony and overabundance in its most blatant, severe and fanatical form - and the starving child who has less than nothing.
Face it, most Third World and Underdeveloped Countries could live a lifetime on what people like Moore - especially Moore - discard into the garbage over a year's time.
While you fail to mention your race, color or ethnicity in your e-mail, you take what seems to be sheer delight in calling me racist terms that - if applied to any other race, color or ethnicity - would be abhorrent for any other Liberal to speak and write. I do presume you to be a Card Carrying FuckTard Liberal, am I right? Please let me know.
Thank you for your e-mail and the opportunity to clear up any misinterpretation and/or the subjective political blindness that you apparently suffer from in your micro-dot sized Liberal brain
©2006
The Image at the bottom of this post has nothing to do with race, color or ethnicity. It has everything to do with the juxtaposition of those who are members of the Overabundant "Haves" versus the "Have-Nots".
The image illustrates, by using extreme irony, the vast economic and societal inequalities between someone like Michael Moore - a man who represents and is symbolic of self-gluttony and overabundance in its most blatant, severe and fanatical form - and the starving child who has less than nothing.
Face it, most Third World and Underdeveloped Countries could live a lifetime on what people like Moore - especially Moore - discard into the garbage over a year's time.
While you fail to mention your race, color or ethnicity in your e-mail, you take what seems to be sheer delight in calling me racist terms that - if applied to any other race, color or ethnicity - would be abhorrent for any other Liberal to speak and write. I do presume you to be a Card Carrying FuckTard Liberal, am I right? Please let me know.
Thank you for your e-mail and the opportunity to clear up any misinterpretation and/or the subjective political blindness that you apparently suffer from in your micro-dot sized Liberal brain
©2006
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