Monday, April 11, 2005
Oh No It's...
A piece of lyrical satire at the expense of Al Gore, submitted by mrssatan associate S.T. Miller, a man who is always awake and sober, but never the two at the same time:
GOREZILLA (by S.T.Miller)
With a fumbling campaign and a terrible frown,
He watches as those poll numbers go down.
Helpless Buddhists in a temple prayin’ scream “My God!” as he horns in on them.
He picks up endorsements in a union town,
But still those poll numbers keep going down.
Oh no! They say he wants your vote.
Don’t vote Gorezilla! Yeah…
Oh no! There goes Pinnochio.
Don’t vote Gorezilla! Yeah…
(Background vocal over guitar solo: “lockbox…” “I invented the internet…” “No controlling legal authority…”
History shows again and again Vice Presidents almost never win….Gorezilla!
History shows again and again Vice Presidents almost never win….Gorezilla!
History shows again and again Vice Presidents almost never win….Gorezilla!
Copyright 2000 Pendejo Productions & S.T. Miller. All rights reserved.
[Very special thanks to bpb901inc for Gorezilla design. Gorezilla design © bpb901inc]
© 2005
GOREZILLA (by S.T.Miller)
With a fumbling campaign and a terrible frown,
He watches as those poll numbers go down.
Helpless Buddhists in a temple prayin’ scream “My God!” as he horns in on them.
He picks up endorsements in a union town,
But still those poll numbers keep going down.
Oh no! They say he wants your vote.
Don’t vote Gorezilla! Yeah…
Oh no! There goes Pinnochio.
Don’t vote Gorezilla! Yeah…
(Background vocal over guitar solo: “lockbox…” “I invented the internet…” “No controlling legal authority…”
History shows again and again Vice Presidents almost never win….Gorezilla!
History shows again and again Vice Presidents almost never win….Gorezilla!
History shows again and again Vice Presidents almost never win….Gorezilla!
Copyright 2000 Pendejo Productions & S.T. Miller. All rights reserved.
[Very special thanks to bpb901inc for Gorezilla design. Gorezilla design © bpb901inc]
© 2005
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