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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

For The Love Of God, Stop Torturing That Celery! Plants' Rights Being Considered

Plants' Rights. Liberalism comes Full Circle. How perfectly appropriate.

From the WSJ.com:

    For years, Swiss scientists have blithely created genetically modified rice, corn and apples. But did they ever stop to consider just how humiliating such experiments may be to plants?

    That's a question they must now ask. Last spring, this small Alpine nation began mandating that geneticists conduct their research without trampling on a plant's dignity.

    "Unfortunately, we have to take it seriously," Beat Keller, a molecular biologist at the University of Zurich. "It's one more constraint on doing genetic research."

    Dr. Keller recently sought government permission to do a field trial of genetically modified wheat that has been bred to resist a fungus. He first had to debate the finer points of plant dignity with university ethicists. Then, in a written application to the government, he tried to explain why the planned trial wouldn't "disturb the vital functions or lifestyle" of the plants. He eventually got the green light.

    The rule, based on a constitutional amendment, came into being after the Swiss Parliament asked a panel of philosophers, lawyers, geneticists and theologians to establish the meaning of flora's dignity.

    "We couldn't start laughing and tell the government we're not going to do anything about it," says Markus Schefer, a member of the ethics panel and a professor of law at the University of Basel. "The constitution requires it."

    [...]



    For a carrot, is there a more mortifying fate than being peeled, chopped and dropped into boiling water?

    "Where does it stop?" asks Yves Poirier, a molecular biologist at the laboratory of plant biotechnology at the University of Lausanne. "Should we now defend the dignity of microbes and viruses?"

    [...]

    Plants don't have a nervous system and probably can't feel pain, but no one knows for sure. So Dr. Keller argued that by protecting wheat from fungus he was actually helping the plant, not violating its dignity -- and helping society in the process.

Read the whole story. It's fascinating. And then, go into the kitchen and violently slice up a tomato.

©2008

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Why the nerve of those murderous salad eaters. The chlorophyl is just dripping off their lips. Absolutely horrific. Why can't they learn to photosynthesize their nutrients and live in harmony with the rag weed and daffodils.
 
Molson,

Please, please, no hate speech directed at the poor, dignity-fragile vegetables. The Obama Vegetable Police may prosecute us.

The chlorophyl is just dripping off their lips. Classic!
 
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