Sunday, January 11, 2009
Malia Or Sasha Pbama: Which Will Be The First To Get Knocked Up And Have An Abortion While Living In The White House?
If we've learned anything from Liberals, it's that they've NEVER had a child out of wedlock. Nope. None of them. Not a one. Not a Liberal politician, not a Liberal celebrity, not a Liberal average American family. Nope. No Liberal ever had their daughter get knocked up without first being married. It just doesn't happen...evah.
So, which Pbama daughter - while living in the White House - will be the first to get knocked up and have an abortion? Will it be Sasha or Malia? Hey - I'm just askin'.
Now, I know what you uber-Libs and Pbama Cultists out there are saying. You're saying, "leave the children out of it." You mean like you left the Bush daughter's out of it for the past eight years? You mean like you left the Palin children out of it? You mean like that, or something different?
Fair is fair Libs, get your adult diapers ready and have a towel nearby to mop up the blood that will be shooting out from your eyes over the next four years. I'm going to be treating the entire Pbama family, their relatives and friends in exactly the same manner as you have treated Bush, Palin and any other person or group with whom you didn't politically agree.
We know Sasha and Malia will be sexually active at a young age because Liberals promote and foster early-age sexual activity. We know this because Liberals worship at the Altar of Kindergarten Sex-Ed and because they worship at the Altar of Abortion.
We also know Liberals promote youth sexual activity because they're a bunch of sick, twisted child molesters, pedophiles and perverts. I cite the below, far-from-complete list as my evidence:
* Democrat pedophiles Gerry Studds, Gus Savage, Fred Richmond, Mel Reynolds - all of whom sought sex with, or molested, underage boys or girls.
* South Dakota State Senator Democrat Dan "Uncle Pervy" Sutton.
* Child porn aficionado Jeff Rosato, a former aide to Dem Senators Barbara Boxer and John "I served in Vietnam" Kerry.
* Nanny Pelsoi who, in 2001, marched in a Gay Pride parade hand-in-hand with Harry Hay, a known and fierce man/boy-love advocate. Nanny Pelosi, she loves the pervs and pedophiles, doesn't she? She's such a good Catholic.
* Democrat child porn aficionado Bernie Ward.
* Democrat child porn aficionado Big Gay Al Oertwig.
* Democrat pedophile Carl Stanley McGee.
* ACLU Bigshot and Democrat child porn aficionado Charles Rust-Tierney who enjoyed kiddie porn consisting of sado-masochism.
* Liberal child-molester/rapist/sodomizer Roman Polanski.
* Virginia's Democrat U.S. Senator Jim "JimBob BobJim BobbyJim JimmyBob BobbyBob JimJim" Webb who wrote stories about child sexual molestation and abuse.
* And let's not forget Nanny Pelosi's House Page Sex Scandal that the MSM downplayed, let alone barely covered.
And, of course, let's not forget the most offensive Democrat pervert, pedophile and murderer John Wayne Gacy. You didn't know Gacy was a Democrat? He sure was.
So...which Chocolate Chip will be the first to get knocked up and have an abortion while living in the White House, Malia or Sasha?
Which will be the first to get knocked up and have an abortion while living in the White House?
We know that whether it's Sasha or Malia who gets pregnant, parents Barack Hussein and wife Pickles The Dangerous Washerwoman will insist that the girl abort the baby because, as Barack says, he wouldn't want to "punish his daughters with a baby or an STD." Memo to Pbama: Abortion does not cure an STD.
Consider this post as my first entry into treating Sasha and Malia in the same manner that The Left, The Pbama Cultists, the Insane Liberal Clown Posse (ILCP) and The Bush Haters treated the Bush daughters for the past eight years and how they treated the Palin children.
Oh yes, this is just the beginning of giving The Left a big bucket-full taste of their own medicine.
If you're an uber-Liber, an ICLP'er or a Jackbooted Red-Armband-Wearing-Sieg Heiling Pbama Cultist you might want to consider avoiding my blog for the next four years. Your delicate double-standards, hypocrisy and sensitivities may be offended. You've been given fair warning.
Do you think I'm being tasteless and insensitive? Fabulous! It sends a tingle up my leg! That's exactly the intent and the goal; treating the uber-Libs and Pbama Cultists in the exact same manner as they've treated anyone who even slightly disagreed with them over the past eight years.
Oh, and my answer to the question of which Pbama daughter will be the first to get knocked up and have an abortion while in the White House. The answer is easy: Sasha. Why? Because she's seems like the less intelligent of the two. She'll believe the guy who tells her that she can't get pregnant if they "do it" standing up. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Stay tuned, because for at least the next four years - or, until Pbama is impeached and removed from office because his Kenya-born birth certificate surfaces meaning means he's ineligible to occupy the White House - it's all downhill from here.
Does this piss all of you blind, Kool-Aid drinking, steeped-in-denial Pbama Cultists off? Good!
See? Tactics used by Liberals turned right back onto and applied to them. That's all I'm doing and gosh darn it, I think I do it well.
Mean Ol' Meany
Awesome post. The only thing missing is you throwing up some of those ridiculous placards that the morons carry down every street.
Pure wicked awesomeness. Ten stars out of five.
Thanks for the kindly worded comment.
Hah! The "placards" that the idiots carry. Really. "No blood for oil." Yeah, Pbama is going to change that on 1-1-09 by withdrawing the Troops immediately. What will the Cultists say about that? They will be mum.
"Pure, Wicked, Awesomeness." Now THERE'S a great blog name!
Ten stars out of five? Wow! Thank you. The check is in the mail.
"Barnacle" Frank. You are the best with the "name-game" thingy.
Yeah, there's not one thing I wrote that isn't true or accurate or reflective of how Liberals think and act. They feign being agog at the "teen pregnancy crisis" but - like Pbama - want to start sex-ed in kindergarten. Bunch of fucking pervs and pedophiles in my opinion.
Thanks for the kind words.
The check is in the mail to you, too.
But hey, don't neither of you guys cash that check until the year 2075.
my bad. That date in my comment should have been:
not 1-"1"-09. Typo. Me is guessin' you is smarty enuf to figyar that out.
Hmmm... someone has been thinking during the last vacation month. :o)
Here's a little something I would like to guess may happen. Yes indeed... pregnancy will probably happen. Or... it could happen because even though Mr. BO claims to be a moral kind of guy and teaching his children to wait until they are married (I'm sure I read that somewhere, but I could be on drugs... and that would be okay by liberal standards).
Oh... they will be active and their wonderful parents will supply them with a large handful of condoms (or rubbers depending on which daughter starts first). Thing is... I doubt they will wait because the pressure of being "perfect" little Obama-bots will be too great and some dude will sneak into their wee hearts and convince them that the big bad Mr. BO Pre-si-dunce (ooo.. I like that... think I'll go with it) is just trying to "hold them down"... DAMN DA MAN!!
But I do wonder if MR. BO and his smelly wife will indeed take the same stance that Palin and her family does just to show the world they can change their mind (love the word CHANGE) and that they indeed DO cherish life (which is a lie... hell, he will probably send my 17 year old son to war sooner and to more dangerous placed than Mr. Bush would have ever dreamed) and they will encourage their lovely daughter to KEEP THE BABY!!!
I'm just say'n.
Happy New Year to you, Arc, Ellie and all.
"his smelly wife." Ha ha ha ha! Great line.
I have too many things out of, and beyond, my control that is taking up much of the time I used to use for blogging. I had a brief few moments here and there and that's why I updated recently. Beyond this, I dunno. February will be four freakin years at this blog. Sometimes I think life is too short to use the time blogging. I dunno...
There's no doubt one of the daughters will get knocked while in the White House. How the Pbama's deal with it will be most interesting and I can imagine all we'll hear from the Cultists and MSM is "leave them alone, IT'S THEIR PRIVATE LIFE." Yeah, like the Bush daughters or Palin children were entitled to a private life from the Cultists and the MSM.
I absolutely agree with you 110% that Pbama will at some point have to order U.S. Troops into a conflict or war and all his little jackboot licking thug supporters will remain silent. They will not cry "no blood for oil" or call him a "warmonger" as they did Bush and Cheney. When this happens, rest assured, whatever I am doing I will make time to blog about the hypocrisy and the lunacy of the little, spoiled-rotten, blind pieces of Liberal shit who told us these same things for the past 8 years.
"Pre-si-dunce." Heh, I like that one too!
Wonderful hearing from you. I will stop by your place in a few minutes.
Thanks for your hate-spewing ignorance which shows exactly what LeftTard like you are all about.
I'm sure your comments are all over the blogs of Liberals who did nothing but make the most depraved and insidious accusation of the Palin children. Oh, wait...probably not.
You forgot one important item in your comment, though, your prediction of which Pbama daughter will get knocked up and have an abortion while in the White House?
Will it be Sasha or Malia? I stand by my pick: Sasha, because she seems like the dumb one.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Which coward are you commenting as "Anonymous"? Are you KinSane, Uncle Pedophile, GimpyMcClif? Huh? Which one. Do tell.
I just sort of glanced at your comment. It's really lengthy. You're prone to histrionics, aren't you?
I don't know where you got the idea I am pro-abstinence only. I have never said that or written it because I am not pro-abstinence only.
I think Palin should shut the fuck up once in a while
Well, after all the sick, perverted attacks on her and her family she finally had enough and returned fire.
Acey, are you on record at liberal blogs denouncing them for their treatment of the Palin children? Please let me know. Give me the links to where you registered your outrage with The Left and how they treated the Palin children.
Did it occurred to you ever that by doing what you are doing...
No, it never occurred to me because IT'S SATIRE you moron. Are you at all familiar with it?
And last but not least, isolated examples does not make a rule, and I certainly have never ever seen anywhere that Liberals preach to decriminalize pedophiles. That is so ridiculous it is laughable. Did it ever occurred to you that by teaching our kids what the words 'penis' 'vagina' and 'having sex' mean we could actually get them to learn how to say to denounce pedophiles?
I don't know what you mean. Are you saying children are unable to denounce pedophiles because they're not taught the words penis and vagina early enough? Where's the conclusive studies that prove that? Were you hitting the Chronic from the bong when you wrote your comment? That would explain a lot.
if tomorrow I went ahead and accused you of being a pedophile, making my story believable by observing you, who could actually tell I am wrong? Would you have enough witnesses to say "I didn't do that"? And if I took your computer and planted a false History, who would be able to say it was me?
Well, anyone can make any assertion they want about anyone, or at least public citizens (compared to the privacy rights enjoyed by non-public citizens), but proving it is something else and if one can't prove the allegation then one opens themselves up to a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation. If you're as intelligent as you pretend to be, you'd know this.
What exactly is your point, if you have one?
Final question: You didn't answer the main question of the post: do you think it will be Malia or Sasha that gets knocked up and has an abortion while in the White House?
Safari, Mac OS
See, you'd be surprised what I already know about you!
I give you a half-heartedly Thanks for commenting. Sober up and try it again.
You think I am funny! Yay! Hooray!
You didn't read my post? And still answered? Woah! That is just living-proof of your intelligence!
Actually, I did. I just wrote that I didn't to see what kind of reaction you would have. If it would be instructive and patient and tolerant, or if you'd react the way I predicted: as the usual know-it-all Liberal without any tolerance for opinion other than their own. It was a test. You failed.
There's no libel or defamation in this post or image. It's SATIRE. Malia and Sasha are PUBLIC FIGURES.
Now, there's a limit to what anyone can write about public figures, too. I could not assert a public figure as being a pedophile just because the person is a public figure. Asserting the person is a pedophile is a serious charge, and anyone writing something like that better have proof to back up their words. If not, they open themselves up to defamation. This post does nothing of the kind.
I respect McCain. I didn't vote for him, but I respect him.
I acknowledge that liberals sometimes go too far, - GOOD! I'm glad to hear that. You should have left that sentence sit as I edited it without you adding the "but".
I never said Obama was not respectful to McCain or the Palins. Only that Pbama Cultists - the far left fringe - treated both McCain and Palin terribly.
If I had to trace all the blogs where I leave comments
Hey, I was only asking if you registered your outrage at Liberal blogs or sites that vilified the Palin children. I take it you did not.
Your blog states satire "when appropriate". I fail to see how this is APPROPRIATE.
How you fail to see it is irrelevent. It's my blog. I'm the only one I have to please here.
OR, do you just go by the old excuse: "THEY DID IT FIRST". How mature!
Yes, I do go by that old excuse. It's also called giving Liberals a taste of their own medicine and your comments are proof that Liberals don't like it.
I tip my hat to the morons of the world and unsubscribe to your blog comments--
Thank you. I can only take this to mean no future long, rambling, histrionics from you. Yay!
Have fun kiddo.
Well, I will. You too.
All sarcasm aside, I'm glad you visited my blog and were provoked enough to add your comments, whether you agree or disagree with me on this or any other issue.
I hold all politicians to the same standards, regardless of their political affiliation. And I try to have fun doing it, giving the Libs a dose of their own medicine, treating the Libs like they treat others and pushing "the buttons" of Liberals to react...well, to react pretty much as you did.
Life is short. Laugh more often.
That you have ticked off so many of them proves you hit their sore spot.
Keep up the great work, Dave. Keep giving the leftwingers a taste of their own medicine.
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