Saturday, August 27, 2005
The Fat Bastard: "The Fat Man" (Song)
The Fat Man
Sung to the Tune of "Taxman"
(With apologies to the late genius George Harrison, "Taxman", and The Beatles)
"Give me your food, I'm so hun-gar-reee!
It's Bush and Cheney's fault for my Obesity;
Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
I'm very rich so it's Fat Farm Rehab,
So I can shed tons of Excess Flab;
Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
My docu's don't even approach the Truth,
Help me squeeze into this diner booth,
Slide me in by greasing my hips -
Keep the food coming or you'll get no tips.
Fat Man! Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
I'll try to get thin however I can,
(Fat Man - won't eat celery)
Perhaps Liposuction just like Roseanne,
(Fat Man - I'm for Hillary)
Cause I'm the Fat Man, Yeah I'm the Fat Man.
I Waddle like two tons of Sh*t
Lack of calories means I have a Hissy Fit
Cause I'm the Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
I'm famished still, I want another meal,
The calories I'll pretend aren't real;
Cause I'm The Fat Man, Yeah I'm The Fat Man.
And I'll never die due to complications from
Bulimia or Anorexia...."
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