Saturday, January 17, 2009
Flight 1549 Crash Blamed On Geese;
But Was It Really A Failed Bush-Cheney Orchestrated Terrorist Plot?
A US Airways jet crashed landed into the Hudson River near Manhattan this afternoon, plunging its 156 crew and passengers, including one infant, into freezing waters after apparently hitting a flock of geese.
Experts say that Canadian geese are one of a pilots worst nightmares.
If I were a Raving Raging Rabid Crazed Steeped-In-Denial-Conspiracy-Believing Pbama Cultist or Insane Liberal Clown Posse (ILCP) member, I would be alleging that it was an act of terrorism that forced US Airways Flight 1549 to land in the Hudson River, not a flock of geese.
If I were a Raving Raging Rabid Crazed Steeped-In-Denial-Conspiracy-Believing Pbama Cultist or Insane Liberal Clown Posse member, I'd be believing that this is a terrorist act being swept under the carpet by the Fascist Bush-Cheney Regime.
Or...if I were a Raving Raging Rabid Crazed Steeped-In-Denial-Conspiracy-Believing Pbama Cultist or Insane Liberal Clown Posse member, I'd be believing that Bush and Cheney planned the downing of US Airways Flight 1549.
I'd be believing that the excuse of geese in downing this flight is a cover-up of something far more sinister and insidious, all orchestrated and executed by the Fascist Regime of Bush and Darth Cheney.
I'd be believing that Bush and Cheney had Saudi Arabian terrorist geese - geese posing as, and under the disguise of, Canadian geese - trained in some unidentified and U.S.-allied Eastern European Country as kamikazes who deliberately flew into the jet engines of US Airways Flight 1549 as huge, massive conspiracy cover-up, the likes of which we've never seen.
Yep. If I were a Raving Raging Rabid Crazed Steeped-In-Denial-Conspiracy-Believing Pbama Cultist or Insane Liberal Clown Posse member, this is what I'd be believing.
reviewing the final plans to sabotage and crash US Airways Flight 1549
with co-masterminds Mohammed al-Pâté (left) and Mohammed al-Foie Gras (right).
Catch him and force feed him in a tiny pen, too small for him to move around. Then, heat and serve foie gras at your next party! There's gott a be a ton of great goose recipes out on da web!
seriously, quite a lot of excitement here
Heh, remember how we used to (clearing throat) didn't exactly see eye-to-eye and argued with each other? Dude, glad we found common ground where we agree and that we now can agree to disagree without it getting to insults. You're OK, man.
I aim to please my audience, what can I say?
I made you pee your pants? My work here is done. ;-)
Thanks for being a longtime visitor and commenter. We've disagreed on a few issues here and there, but we've always been respectful and agree to disagree and that's the key.
Note the label under the post, designating it under "parody and satire." I think you know this and "get" it as do I obviously "get" your satire and parody as well. Good job. You should be blogging parody and humor on your own site. Go for it, you will be successful.
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