Sunday, July 22, 2007
Chilean Sea Bass Confronts Al Gore, Jr.
****Albert Gore, Junior ************** Chilean Sea Bass
Background: Al Gore served a threatened species of Chilean Sea Bass at a recent wedding reception for his daughter.
Chilean Sea Bass: Psssst. Hey, hey Al Gore. Hey! My family is missing and then I read where you served Chilean Sea Bass at your daughter's wedding reception.
Al Gore: Uh, yes, we served Chilean Sea Bass at my daughter's wedding dinner.
Chilean Sea Bass: Yeah, and my family was among them. You served and ate my family! What kind of a sick and hypocritical bastard relentlessly preaches about taking care of the environment and then serves as dinner a threatened species and eats my family?
Al Gore: Well...uhhhhhh...
Chilean Sea Bass: What do you have to say for yourself?
Al Gore: Global Warming made me do it?
Chilean Sea Bass: What?
Al Gore: I mean, global warming made me do it!
Chilean Sea Bass: Whoa...it's getting deep in here, better get my hip-waders.
Al Gore: I purchased Chilean Sea Bass offsets.
Chilean Sea Bass: What?
Al Gore: Yeah, that's it - I had purchased Chilean Sea Bass offsets.
Chilean Sea Bass: There's no such thing!
Al Gore: Ummm, sure there is. I own stock in a company that purchases offsets for Chilean Sea Bass...yeah, that's it. It's the same company that sells me my carbon offsets.
Chilean Sea Bass: You're lying! Just like you lie about having won the presidential election in 2000.
Al Gore: Hey! Watch it! That's still a sensitive issue with me!
©2007
Labels: Gore earth fever
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It is remarkable how much Gore and the fish resemble one another.
# posted by 
: 3:59 PM, July 22, 2007
: 3:59 PM, July 22, 2007
Bug, BobG and ClintBird - thanks for visiting and commenting.
I had to put the names under each Gore and the Bass so people could tell them apart...
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I had to put the names under each Gore and the Bass so people could tell them apart...
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