Saturday, September 06, 2008
What Did Obama The Community Organizer Do?
When was the last time you met a community organizer who told you that their goal is to be the president of the United States? I'll wait for all the Good Little Socialists to add their anonymous comments - anonymous because they are afraid to put a name to their words - to this post.
What did The Affirmative Action Candidate do as a community organizer? Let's take a look:
* He told the less fortunate that he offers them fresh, clean bong water.
* He sold nickel and dime bags of pot and crack to the needy.
* We know he used his role as a community organizer as only a stepping stone in order to further his own personal enrichment in achieving his grandiose and self-serving plans in politics.
* He bought his home in a very shadowy deal with help from Tony Rezko who is a convicted felon.
* He had, and still has, a close friendship with domestic terrorists Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn.
* He claims he helped the unemployed find jobs, but we haven't heard from a single person who can substantiate and give credibility to this claim.
* He supposedly helped the poor, but once again we haven't heard from a single person who can substantiate and give credibility to this claim.
* He supposedly helped those who needed medical help and health care, but once again we haven't heard from a single person who can substantiate and give credibility to this claim.
* During community events, he walked around with a coffee pot asking people if they need a refill.
* During community events, he walked around asking people, "did you have enough to eat?"
* He shared recipes for jello and three-bean salads.
* He performed shadow puppetry on the wall for children.
* He knew where to find the crayons, the construction paper and the safety scissors.
* He knew where the new urinal cakes were stored when they needed to be replaced.
* He was living life on the Down Low, secretly having sexual relationships with other men while pretending to be happily married to Pickles The Dangerous Washerwoman.
* He spent time ministering and counseling hope and change to those who were clinging to their guns and to their religion.
* He held the door open for others.
See, all these things undoubtedly qualify him, and give him the necessary experience for the White House.
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I mean it, you better back up off the hand shadow puppeteers. Dude, they are vicious.
I know, I've been there. It ain't pretty.
I know, I've been there. It ain't pretty.
I am already receiving death threats from hand shadow puppets, believe it or not. I have taken to carrying a concealed weapon (9mm Glock) and have moved to an "undisclosed location" deep, deep in a bunker!
hey if the left half of the blogoshere can invent stories...
# posted by 
: 6:50 PM, September 05, 2008
: 6:50 PM, September 05, 2008
No problem, David. I am just the jokester. I find your political views humorous; you may find mine to be unintelligent. We can come to some middle ground. I'm not voting Obama at this time either. If I were Hillary, I'd run as an Independent. She would surely win.
Ahhh Michael, another non-blogger with a link from his name to a "Profile not Available" result.
There's nothing in my list that doesn't have elements of truth to it.
Truth and facts are hard do deal with, aren't they Mike?
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There's nothing in my list that doesn't have elements of truth to it.
Truth and facts are hard do deal with, aren't they Mike?
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