Thursday, April 05, 2007
Mitt Romney's Lifelong Career As A Hunter
That's still one more hunting trip than John "Can I git me a huntin' license here" Kerry has been on. Kerry, you may recall, is rumored to have served in Vietnam, claiming War Hero status for having twice self - fragged himself.
And of course we have
****The Duck Hunter ******** The Deer Hunter Who Hunts on His Stomach
Have been a duck hunter...
And claims that she once tried to enlist in the Army but was turned down because she was too old.
- "I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting," [said Kerry].
Kerry's claim that he crawled around on his stomach, "playing the wind," in pursuit of deer that stirred up the most suspicions.
To the NRA's executive director, Kerry's description was "so utterly bizarre" it made him "wonder whether Kerry has ever hunted a deer in his life." Anyone thinking of trying his deer-hunting tactics should "at least wear some blaze orange" so other hunters don't confuse him with "a snake slithering through the brush." And then there's Mark Steyn. Neither he nor "any of his New Hampshire neighbors" had "ever heard of anybody deer hunting by crawling around on his stomach, even in Massachusetts. The trick is to blend in with the woods and, given that John Kerry already looks like a forlorn tree in late fall, it's hard to see why he'd give up his natural advantage in order to hunt horizontally."
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At least Romney never claimed to invent the internet and doesn't deer hunt by rolling around the woods on his stomach.
...did I just write that?!?!?!
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