Tuesday, December 19, 2006
The Top Eleven Winners Of
The 2006 First Annual LPOS© Awards
Regular readers may be familiar with my acronym, LPOS , for Liberal Piece (Pieces when used in plural form) of Shit when referring to the Extreme Hardcore Insane Lefty Liberals.
LPOS can be spoken and pronounced by saying each of its individual letters: "L-P-O-S", although the preferred pronunciation is saying it as one full actual word: "EL-POSS" with a short vowel sound over the "O".
The criteria and qualifications is most stringent in deciding who is eligible and ultimately selected for this great, prestigious and distinctive honour. This is no casual list of Liberal Lunatics, not by a long shot.
Each of these LPOS has shown themselves to be extremely hypocritical. They apply a set of standards to others that they do not apply to themselves or other Extreme Hardcore Insane Lefty Liberals.
They are a myopically selfish group of individuals who subjectively and selectively judge those that do not fully agree with their own philosophies and ideologies.
Their mission of anything politic is motivated by only one thing: Furthering The Liberal Agenda. Each of these LPOS demonstrates an unequalled and egregious knack for their prejudiced and intolerant political partisanship far exceeding the level of your Average Run-Of-The-Mill Liberal.
Each of these LPOS sets a new standard, possessing an amazing ability to deny both truth and facts, always blazing a new trail in setting the bar higher for Liberals who follow them, making it harder and harder to define the Edge of Extreme Liberalism.
Thus, I am proud to present the top eleven recipients of the MrsSatan blog's 2006 First Annual LPOS Awards:
11: AirHead America Host Al O'FrankenFailure - every time he opens his mouth and speaks, lies come out. Every. Single. Time. Always. Without Fail. Always. Forever. While eager to hold accountable and judge those who differ with his own personal political philosophy, he steadfastly refuses to apply the same standard to any Liberal. When he can't find anything factual to criticize those he hates, he manufactures and attributes half-truths and conjecture as fact. A Greater Liar you will not find --- anywhere!
10: MSNBC Wiener Keith Olbermann - for being himself. It's unfortunate his parents weren't militant believers in abortion. Had they been so, they could have saved us from this bloated, phony, selfish degenerate. Olberweinie considers himself an informed pundit. No, this man is pure flatulence. Keep all flames a safe distance from him.
9: Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton A Tag Team Counting As One - for their unparalleled applications of racial hypocrisy. While correctly condemning racist statements made by people like Michael Richards, they manage to remain completely silent in condemning racist remarks made by individuals like Hillary Clinton, Spike Lee and Chris Rock.
8: Albert Gore, Jr. - While we thank the former Vice President and LOSING Democrat presidential nominee for inventing the internets, he is to be condemned for his panicky, unrelenting, hyperbolic and rank hypocritical efforts to stop so-called global warming while allowing himself the right to deplete as much energy as possible by flying here, there and everywhere with a motorcade in tow that makes funeral processions for heads of state seem small by comparison.
7: Kofi "Hell No" Annan, Outgoing United Nations Secretary General - A ten-year tenure as the head of the UN and a ten-year record of nothing substantial or proactive to offer any country, nation or people. Whether its the Oil For Food Scandal, cozying up with dictators, expressing sympathy for terrorists, an unrelenting push for worldwide Socialism, his eagerness to sacrifice his son, DeCaf, in the Oil For Food Scandal thereby keeping the wolves at bay from himself or looking the other way while Rwandans were slaughtered- Kofi's actions demonstrate every reason why the U.S. Ambassador to the UN has to be someone like John Bolton. When asked to resign from his post because of the OIL FOR FOOD SCANDAL, Annan replied, "HELL NO!" And for his failed attempts to claim "ownership" of the internet through co-opting ICANN into the UN.
6: Cindy Sheehan - the most recent Liberal Cause Celebre' Poster Girl for the Democrats since Lila Lipscomb, she allows herself to be used and abused by the Hardcore Left, exploiting a personal tragedy and redefining the definition of Over The Top Pro-Socialist Behavior. Whether protesting by sitting in a ditch in Texas, smooching cozily with Venezuela's Socialist Leader Hugo Chavez, getting herself arrested, claiming to "fast" but not really doing so, Mother Sheehan reinvents and adapts herself to whatever needs the Left feels they must exploit for the political moment. Cindy is there for them, ready to proudly service their needs and allow herself to be manipulated.
5: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - for being a despot and madman, for advocating the annihilation of Israel, for suggesting Israel "relocate" to Alaska or Germany, for seeking nuclear weapons, for harassing the people of the United States and their President with rambling and incoherent letters, for being the titular hero for U.S. Liberals and Democrats, for banning "indecent music" and shutting down newspapers in his own country based on political ideology. For being the Adolf Hitler of our time, of which the Left refuses to acknowledge.
4: Senator John Kerry - for his LONG and DOCUMENTED HISTORY of insulting the U.S. Military:
Vietnam: "Atrocities [by US Soldiers] occur every day in Vietnam." "I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers." "I personally witnessed instances of electronic torture."
Iraq: "And there is no reason, Bob (Schieffer, CBS host of "Face The Nation), that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the--of--the historical customs, religious customs."
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Most prominently however, for Kerry failing to instruct his supporters to "back off and cease and desist" the reprehensible and disgusting treatment and actions taken toward the Swift Boat Veterans during the 2004 presidential campaign. Kerry could have told those who smeared the SBV's to stop the attacks, but he didn't. He allowed them to run wild with their baseless and fraudulent allegations towards the fine Members of the Swift Boat Veterans. Kerry has no shame, none at all.
Oh - and for his ridiculous appearance in one of the 2004 presidential debates showing up with his hideously fake Tan In A Can looking darker than any equatorial native.
John Kerry, the man and the senator, is a Botched Joke who never was, is not now and never will be funny or anything remotely approaching humorous.
You may be thinking by now, if the Number 4 LPOS is John Kerry, why, who could possibly be in the number three, two and one spot?
Well, dear reader, just continue reading.
3: Congressman John Murtha - like Kerry, for condemning the U.S. Military by calling our Marines "murderers". For advocating the Iraq strategy of cut-and-run, for his resistance to work with "Screw them" Republicans, for whining about being called a "Defeatocrat", for calling an ethics and lobbying reform bill being pushed by HIS OWN PARTY LEADERS, "Total Crap", for - at the very least - the appearance of impropriety of his Washington lobbyist brother, Robert "Kit" Murtha, whose firm reeled in millions and millions of dollars for its defense contractor clients in the 2004 Defense appropriations bill - a committee of which John Murtha sat on. For being given by CREW a "dishonorable mention" for being "involved in a number of pay-to play schemes involving former staffers and his brother 'Kit' and for proudly stating again and again that he proudly "Voted against every tax cut."
2: Arizona Senator Harry Reid - for redefining the ultimate text book case example of a conflict of interest and the blatant appearance of impropriety of his multiple land deals in his home state and his Milk Producers scandal. Whether he's profiting from land being sold that he didn't own or lobbying for a bridge near the Colorado River where he oddly just happens to own land, Reid escapes scot-free from all investigation because he's a Militant Card Carrying Liberal. While claiming he identifies with, and represents, every day people, Reid lives in a state of undeniable comfort and bliss...from his Suite at The Ritz.
And the Number One Winner of the 2006 First Annual LPOS Award is:
Virginia's Kiddie P0rn Writer Cum Senator-Elect Jim Webb.
For rank and unparalleled behavior exploiting the War in Iraq by wearing his son's combat boots - his son serving in Iraq - (keep in mind no Conservative could ever get away, or escape unrelenting criticism from The Left, by wearing their son's combat boots during a campaign) and for his disgusting and obscene novel writing:
Lost Soldiers: "A shirtless man walked toward them along a mud pathway. A naked boy ran happily toward him from a little plot of dirt. The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy's penis in his mouth."
Something to Die For: "Fogarty . . . watch[ed] a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up [and] left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina."
A Sense of Honor: "...that is, if you knew who your sister was, Brustein, and if she'd been born with anything between her legs except an asshole, I'd be happy to bring some class to your low-rent name by knocking the bitch up."
A Sense of Honor: "She wasn't bad looking, he mused again, staring at her thin frame. If she'd just get laid every now and then she'd mellow out and stop being such a damn witch."
And for his total lack of effort to express "working beyond party lines" in his behavior, actions and response - saying he wanted to "slug the president", when asked by President Bush, "How's your boy."
Robin Williams: You were funnier when you were a cokehead and a drunk. Please return to consuming those two vices. Thank you.
Howard Dean, DNC Chairman - for displaying the most bitter and partisan political rhetoric since Joseph Goebbels.
Michael Moore: For being the Fat Bastard propagandist that he is.
Nancy Peloshit: Multi-multi-multi-millionaire limousine Liberal who Marched hand-in-hand in a parade with a self-acknowledged gay pedophile.
Rob "Meathead" Reiner for his preschool commission violating state law and his not being held accountable or answerable to anyone at all. Good thing this didn't happen to Mel Gibson! Thirteen months ago a Field Poll Reflected that 41% of people polled viewed Reiner UNFAVORABLY! Gee Rob, those numbers aren't much higher than approval ratings for President Bush! How does that make you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel? Go eat something rich and full of calories, like a warehouse full of ice cream, you'll feel better.
Helen Thomas, Press reporter since The Madison Administration, this sour, old and wrinkly grape couldn't report objectively on the misdeeds of Democrats if her life depended on it.
Patrick Kennedy, for his Late Night Joy Ride and his ubiquitous Kennedy behavior of blaming booze and prescription drugs for his actions. A Kennedy...boozing it up? Really?!
Madeleine Albright, EX Secretary of State - for placating North Korea and Kimmy Jong Il, for the war atrocities she is responsible for in Bosnia, but mostly for her sick salivating response to "60 Minutes'" on 5/12/96 with Leslie Stahl's question:
"We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?"
And Albright's answer: "I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it."
Hugo Chavez, "Democratically Elected" president of Venezuela, for his "Bush is The Devil" speech. This two-bit dictator is just the kind of socialist we would have killed in WW II, and then happily celebrate his demise.
Tony Bennett, crooner - just shut up about politics, old man, and sing. That's all we want to hear come out of your mouth. Sing, old man, sing.
Jason Leopold, predictor that "Karl Rove will be indicted any day now..." Are you Still standing by that prediction, Jason?
Barbra Streisand, for being a Liberal Political Tool, manufacturing faux-protest shouting matches during her recent concert tour. What a
Ratty Rhodes, AirHead America Talking Head - for hypocrisy that knows no bounds when it comes to applying a different standard to Liberals than she applies to Conservatives and for knowingly telling her listeners blatant lies that she claims is truth. Ratty, a self-described former rock star groupie, simply consumed too much rock star...uh...DNA during her years as a groupie. There's no other explanation for it. Squeeze her fat head, and DNA shoots out from her ears. (Oh...my bad.)
Kimmy Jong Il - North Korea's ill tempered dictator, suffering from short man syndrome and grotesque delusions of grandeur.
Who will the nominees and winner be in 2007? Gee, you don't suppose many of the above same names will reappear twelve months from now, do you?
Yeah, their faces...I agree. Looking at them is kind of like drinking a couple gallons of Ipecac syrup, isn't it.
Hey, thanks for stopping by and if I don't get another chance to do so, I wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas!
1. Jimma Carter - If pigs could fly and rabbits could swim, hands down the worst President and Ex-President ever!
2.The High Priestess of the Liberal Hypo-Crats, Mrs. Satan!
3. Matt Damon: "FU" and the Liberal Limousine you rode in on!
4. Rosie O'Moo: Failed talk-show hosts should never be given a second shot ala~ "The Liberal View."
Have a Merry Christmas and a safe New Year.
to narrow down what bascially is an unending list - heh!
Thanks for visiting.
I loved your photo of Annan in the...uh, lower digestive tract - to keep this somewhat family friendly.
You too have a fine Christmas and a Great New Year, my friend.
we are going to rip the republicans very large assholes come January. Complain all you want cause your party is going down just like did on your mother scumbag
Minority? What Minority? You call the slim margin that the Commiecrats won by a huge majority? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I bet you will rip some new assholes, since all you Liberals are sex addicted freaks who practice the most unnatural and freakish sex acts! Do you like when you're dick is covered in feces? Wow, that must be really satisfying.
So, what are you afraid of, anonymous..why are you hiding behind the anonymous ID? Convicted Felon? Pedophile? Married but just gotta have some "man lovin'" on the side? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
I'm so glad posts like this get under your skin and pisses you off. it makes my day when libs like you rant and rave in your comments here, it shows all of us and proves the point at just how morbid you Commiecrats really are!
Oh, insulting my mom doesn't get under my skin. Again, it just shows everyone who buttwipes like you really are.
Come to think of it, since the one anony comment asked, "Can you move me to the top ten" - from the Honorable Mentions list - perhaps that was the DNA swallowing Randi Rhodes...hmmmmm. The more I think of that......
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