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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Joe Biden Named Federal
Syndicated Advice Columnist

Vice President Joe Biden, who, from this day forward, shall be deemed by me as Herr Biden, has become Leader of The Department Of Politburo MKUltra Central Disinformation. Herr Biden is a nationally syndicated advice columnist for the Pbama Administration. It's a promotion from the VP spot, at least that's how I see it.

From USA MacPaper: Biden to lead middle-class task force
:
    President Obama and Vice President Biden just officially announced the creation of a White House Task Force on Middle Class Working Families that will be chaired by the vice president.

    We used this post to add updates on what's said (click your refresh button to see the latest).

    Biden wrote an op-ed piece [in] USA TODAY about why they're launching the task force.
Herr Biden, writing in that Op/Ed piece says:

    "We will consult openly and publicly with outside groups that have thought long and hard about these issues and can help us bring the most far-reaching and imaginative solutions to these problems. All the materials from our meetings, and any report we produce, will be up on our public website."

Get those email questions in early to Herr Joe. Something tells me he's going to be plenty busy listening to your input, and pretending he cares and that what you think matters.



©2009

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No Smoking Nazis Target Cars



The No Smoking Nazis are still at it.


And really, there is no exaggeration or embellishment in calling this fine, miserable, anal-retentive group Nazis, for they are Nazis. Hitler loathed cigarettes. Not to mention being a vegetarian and a failed artist.

The No Smoking Nazis are targeting adults in private vehicles and if there are children present in the car. MSNBObama:

    Smoking opponents who pushed for Minnesota's statewide ban on smoking in bars and restaurants are now taking their fight to a new level.

    Legislation expected to be introduced Thursday would ban smoking in vehicles when children are riding along.

    Rep. Nora Slawik, a Maplewood Democrat, is the bill's author in the House. She said versions of it have passed in California, Arkansas, Louisiana and Maine. She says she's concerned about the children.

Slawik is one of those good, God-fearing Catholics who Worshops At The Altar of Abortion because it helps her in getting re-elected by those Pro-Baby-Killers who comprise her voting bloc.

"We don't ever want police officers chasing smokers. That's not their job," [said Jeanne Weigum of the Association for Nonsmokers-Minnesota], of whom I refer to her as the Queen Bee of Social Engineering due to her Nazi-like leadership in the No Smoking movement.

You know who these people are, don't you...the No Smoking Nazis? They're just like Jeanne Weigum. They're the ones who will whip out their cell phone, dial 911 and report some dad driving his car with all the windows rolled down - who is smoking a cigarette, holding it in his left hand which is resting on the outside review mirror - with his family on the way to Dairy Queen on a cool, summer night.


If one molecule of cigarette smoke is so explosively dangerous - and The No Smoking Nazis tell us this is true, that there's no debate about it - then why is an actor on the theatrical stage still permitted to smoke a cigarette? Surely someone in the front rows or balcony seats may inhale a molecule of carcinogenic cigarette smoke and their health be forever adversely affected.



I see too many fat kids. I don't mean just overweight, I mean roly-poly Michelin Man fat kids And they always seem to have snot rolling out of their nose and are shoving a donut or candy bar in their mouths. They are dangerously overweight.

I'm concerned about the children, too. We need to do something for the obese children. It's for their own good. It's for the children.


We should apply the same to parents who have fat children under the age of 18. Parents of fat kids should be fined.

Bring your kids down to the Official Poliburo Weighing Station and have the Nanny Government verify that your child's weight is within medically accepted standards for their age, gender and body type. The parents will be fined $100 for every pound their child is overweight.

I want "our children" to be as healthy as possible and if they're overweight, then of course the parents are at fault and should be fined.

It's for the children. Those that we don't abort, that is.

©2009

Coming Attractions, related to this issue, to be published at a later date:
* Why Being A Teen Cigarette Smoker is Still Way Fucking Cool and The Ultimate Rebellious Act.
* Encouraging Youth Cigarette Smoking As A Fun, Family Activity.
* Hot Girls Always Date The Smokers.
* Hollywood Makes Cigarette Smoking Glamorous, So You Should, Too!
* Cigarettes? Booze? Car keys? Sounds Like Teen Party Time!
* Teen Smoking: How to get past those initial coughing fits, learning to like it and more!
* Advanced Teen Smoking: Smoking and Brooding, The Symbiotic Relationship

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Pbama, The Big Wagyu


Just call him The Big Wagyu.
Yep, The Big Wagyu Jumps The Shark.


The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior...yeah, that's him, The Big Wagyu. From Associated Content:

    Wagyu steak was served at a "Stimulus Package" White House cocktail party hosted by President Obama last night, and, as a result, something of an uproar has ensued. Why? Perhaps the fact that Wagyu costs at least $59 a pound has something to do with it, but that's just a guess. It's unclear whether any of the distinguished members of Congress who were in attendance voiced any complaints, but the news has certainly raised eyebrows in the blogosphere.

Nor is Pbama willing to sacrifice as he asks of others; no he prefers the temperature in the Oval Office [at] "hot." Esquire:

    From what Barack Obama eats for lunch (cheeseburgers!) to the temperature of his office (hot!)

I heard a Pbama Apologist say, "well, he likes the Oval Office hot because he's from Hawaii." Really, I thought Hawaii didn't matter much to Barry, I thought he was packaged and sold to his Cultists as being a Chicagoan.

Remember when Pbama used to say we're going to have to set the thermostat in our homes a little lower in the winter and a little higher in the summer. We're not going to be able to be as comfortable - indoor climate-wise - as we'd like.


Isn't it nice to know that the Elitist in the White House doesn't hold himself to these same standards?

I mean, after the inaugural we learned that the Pbama Quartet faked their music, we can pretty much expect nothing authentic from Pbama and his Corrupt Crime Family.

©2009

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Illinois Senate Unanimous Vote
Impeaching Rod Blagojevich

He's now FORMER Governor of Illinois. Rod Blagojevich has been impeached. Epoch Times:

    The Illinois Senate voted unanimously to impeach former Governor Rod Blagojevich. The senate also ruled unanimously that Blagojevich not be allowed to hold any future public office in Illinois.

    Lieutenant Governor Pat Quinn is now set to replace Blagojevich as governor Illinois.

    [...]

    Senator Matt Murphy said that through Blagojevich’s speech “he reminded us today in real detail that he is an unusually good liar. He came here without any impunity and lied to every member of this chamber.”

    “True character is doing the right thing when nobody is looking,” said Murphy. “He failed the test of character... he is no longer worthy to be governor.”

Blago - who seems intent on a Scorched Earth policy regarding Rahm Emanuel - said: (Chicago Sun Times)

    "Let's demand that President Obama fire Rahm Emanuel because Rahm Emanuel was the one who gave me this idea. If you're going to throw me out of office for something like this,then how can those guys stay in the offices that they have?"

Hmmmmm. "Rahm Emanuel was the one who gave me this idea."

What idea is that, Rod, the one to sell the Senate seat, the idea you said you never had, the idea you said never even occurred to you, even though you're on tape saying its for sale and that you want to make money from it?


Na na na na, na na na na - hey hey - Good bye!

©2009

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Conservative Republicans Need Do Nothing

What will the Repubs do with their Silver Platter? We have yet another Silver Platter being handed to Conservatives and Republicans in the U.S. House and Senate with The Pbama Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package that is a huge, wasteful, fat-filled Pork Pie.

The best news yet is that no House Republicans voted for this so-called stimulus package, and that twelve Democrats joined the Repubs in voting against it. Now the bill goes to The Senate.

Dear Senate Conservatives and you RINOs too: Don't vote for it, support it or offer to come aboard if allowed to make changes in it that you would agree with later on. Campaign against it and vote against it. It's the easiest your jobs will ever be. Do nothing, don't support it.

Pbama and Congress don't need Republicans to pass this, they don't need one Republican or RINO vote. This doesn't stop RINO Susan Collins, Senator from Maine who wants Senators like her, with an "R" after their name, to support Pbama.

Do no such thing. Do not be fooled by the RINOs who fall for this "bi-partisanship" offer from Liberals every time.

Just Vote No.

When this stimulus package fails - and it will, count on it, it will - The Left will react predictably, as they always do:

1) Deny,
2) Lie,
3) Blame the other guy.

Please, Republicans, Conservatives and RINOs - do not allow yourselves to be taken in by the charlatans and shaman in charge of this failed stimulus plan.

Where's a Conservative in front of a camera and microphone saying, "The stimulus is a Failure. A Complete Failure..," when you really need one?

Step up to the plate, Libs. You're at bat. It's "Go Time!" Don't look for Republicans to join you so that when your plan fails you can point at the RINOs.

When this stim-u-pork fails, as always, Conservatives will have to come in clean up the mess. This is the classic example every time.

It's yet another silver platter for the Republicans. It's Free. Republicans need do as little as possible with it.

Just Vote No.

It's that easy. Somehow, I know they'll screw this up. I just know it. John McCain will say, "behaving like this isn't respectable." Well, Senator, look at how that "respectable-factor" worked for you in the presidential election.

Just Vote No.

©2009

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Pbama Approval Drops 15% In One Week

After a week in office, the approval ratings for The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior, have tanked 15 points. Daily Mail:

    Barack Obama might have been in office for less than a week, but the euphoria is beginning to wane.

    [...]

    ...approval ratings have fallen from a stratospheric 83 per cent to a more modest - although still impressive - 68 per cent.

    [...]

    He still remains vastly more popular than his predecessor George Bush - who left office with around 25 per cent approval.

Oh, that's fine. We have plenty of time to sit back and watch Pbama's approval ratings sink into the low 30's and high 20's, as they did for Bush. Keep in mind, this was an accusation from the Liberals whose own Congress had only a 9% approval rating.

15 points vanish in a week. One week! Wow, had this happened to John McCain or a Republican, I guess the MSM would say we're witnessing a "meltdown" of the new president. But since the MSM has its vested interest in the Obamalith, it says nothing.

It is the Age of The Obamalith .


He knows all.
He can do everything.
He is never to be questioned or doubted.
Heresy will be abolished and heretics will be removed.
Trust only in him.
©2009

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Tim Geithner Chief Of Staff Is Ex Lobbyist

I seem to recall The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior, saying there is no role in his administration for lobbyists.

But there is room for a lobbyist as a Chief of Staff to Timmy Geithner, the crook who didn't pay his taxes - uh, unti he was caught - whom we all know is in charge of Treasury Secretary which runs the IRS of which Timmy defrauded for several years. He says...he just forgot about paying his taxes. For three...four...years, I dunno. Employed an illegal immigrant too.

Now, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner picked a former Goldman Sachs lobbyist as a top aide Tuesday, the same day he announced rules aimed at reducing the role of lobbyists in agency decisions. USAMacPaper:

    Mark Patterson will serve as Geithner's chief of staff at Treasury, which oversees the government's $700 billion financial bailout program. Goldman Sachs received $10 billion of that money.

    [...]

    Melanie Sloan, executive director of the Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, said President Obama was retreating from his own ethics rules barring lobbyists from working on the issues they lobbied about during the previous two years. "It makes it appear that they are saying one thing and doing another," she said.

Yes, it does appear the Pbama Administration are often making it appear they are saying one thing while doing another. Thank you for taking notice of it. Spread the word.

©2009

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Blagojevich: I am not a crook-Defense

Basically, plagiarizing Richard Nixon, embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich says, "I am not a crook."

Blagojevich is on tape saying...Washington Independent:

    “Unless I get something real good [for Senate candidate], s***, I’ll just send myself, you know what I’m saying?” Blagojevich was taped saying on November 3, the day before Election Day.

    Blagojevich added that the Senate seat “is a f***ing valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing.”

    [...]

    As if that weren’t incriminating enough, the complaint asserts that Blagojevich stated his goals even more bluntly in the wiretapped conversations with Tony Rezko, a convicted real estate developer and longtime Obama fund-raiser.

    “I want to make money,” the affidavit quotes the governor as saying.

Has Pbama yet said, "that's not the Rod Blagojevich or Tony Rezko that I knew."

The Times Online asks, what did Rahm Emanuel know and when did he know it? To which I add, from which senate replacement (now Roland Burris) would Emanuel have profited, if any, with Blago selling the seat to the highest bidder.


Blago always took Rahm's phone calls. Always.

They were tight...see, Blago would always take Rahm's phone calls:


From a cached version of APee, via Newsmax:

    ...there was always one call Blagojevich regularly took, say his aides, and that was from Rahm Emanuel _ his congressman, his one-time campaign adviser and, more recently -- and troubling for Emanuel -- one of his contacts with President-elect Barack Obama's transition staff.

    The friendly rapport Blagojevich and Emanuel shared over the years has suddenly become a troubling liability for Emanuel and the new president he will serve as chief of staff.

    Emanuel and Obama have remained silent about what, if anything, Emanuel knew of the governor's alleged efforts to peddle Obama's vacant Senate seat to the highest bidder.

    Emanuel did contact the governor's office about the appointment, and left Blagojevich with the impression that he was pushing Valerie Jarrett, a close Obama friend, so he wouldn't have to compete with her in the White House for Obama's attention, said a person close to Blagojevich.

Emanuel pushing Jarrett for the job so he wouldn't have to compete with her in the White House. Hmmmmmm.

Jarrett
has a lot of busy work listed as accomplishments on her profile, but she's just another cog - who yes, happens to be born in Iran (oh, there goes the xenophobia in me) - out of the Daley Chicago Political Machine. There's nothing impressive about her at all:

    ...the Obamas have regularly asked Jarrett for advice and she has been a part of almost all of their major decisions.

    That didn’t change when Barack Obama decided to run for president. Obama sought Jarrett’s counsel throughout the campaign, describing her as the ultimate “utility player,” or someone who could step into any role. “I trust her completely,” Obama says. The two talked every day during the campaign, and she often urged him to follow his gut when pollsters and political strategists had other advice, the Chicago Tribune reported.

Out of the senate seat and into the adviser role. There's sure a lot of job opportunities surrounding the New Marxist Administration, isn't there? It appears to be the only sector with good, high-paying, great benefits jobs.

©2009

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Pbama Bans Torture, Except
When He Decides To Allow It

This is rich. So rich.

The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior has decided to ban torture, except when he decides he can allow it. WSWS:

    On Thursday, President Barack Obama issued executive orders mandating the closure of the Guantánamo Bay prison camp in a year’s time, requiring that Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and military personnel follow the Army Field Manual’s prohibitions on torture, and closing secret CIA prisons overseas.

    [...]

    In cowardly fashion, Obama staged his signing of the orders in a manner aimed at placating the political right and defenders of Guantánamo and torture and underscoring his intention to continue the Bush administration’s “war on terror.”

    [...]

    On the question of so-called “harsh interrogation techniques,” i.e., torture, Obama’s orders leave room for their continuation. White House Counsel Gregory Craig told reporters the administration was prepared to take into account demands from the CIA that such methods be allowed. Obama announced the creation of a task force that will consider new interrogation methods beyond those sanctioned by the Army Field Manual, which now accepts 19 forms of interrogation, as well as the practice of extraordinary rendition.

Extraordinary rendition? Why, The Cultists and Insane Liberal Clown Posse (ILCP) have been going batshit crazy for seven years on this. You can be grabbed off the street, for no reason at all, and flown to an unidentified Eastern European prison - with no legal representation - and be confined for as long as Pbama and his Fascist Pig Regime want to confine you. I guess this is now acceptable to the Cultists and the ILCP, but when Bush had this power? Oh, he was a Warmonger, a Fascist, he was "gutting and shredding the Constitution before our eyes."

I would imagine the Pbama Cultists are freaking out over this, because Bush did the same thing.


"He's not my Führer."

©2009

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Dems Vote To Spend Money! Shocking!

Those Liberals...especially the fiscally conservative ones, oh, there's nothing more dangerous than a Fiscal Liberal.

Remember how Liberals preached "PayGo," when Bush was spending money?

Remember Nanny Pelosi repeating the words PayGo, I'm guessing as often as she's used the phrase, "more botox"?

We don't hear the Dems using that phrase PayGo much these days, do we?

How are we going to pay for that? Where will the money come from? Those questions no longer matter to the Democrats. The answer is always the same: the taxpayers.

The Libs passed Pbama's record-setting-billion dollar stimulus package AND NOT ONE REPUBLICAN VOTED FOR IT.

Who knew the Repubs could stick together on this? Amazing.

Remember, during the campaign, those of us who said "Pbama has a trillion dollar spending program planned," were marginalized, we were make fun of because the Pbama Cultists said, "no way is he going to spend a Trillion dollars we don't have. You're playing the Fear Card."

Uh-huh...yeah, we sure got that "trillion dollar spending program thingy" wrong.

Understand, THIS IS PBAMA AND THE LIBERALS' STIMULUS PACKAGE...BIGGEST SPENDING PACKAGE EVER.

When this stimulus fails, and it will - oh, how it will - MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER WHO VOTED FOR IT AND WHO VOTED AGAINST IT.

©2009

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Pbama Clumsy, Mistakes Window For Door

Oh, how The Left and the Pbama Cultists had a fun eight years making fun of George W. Bush and his clumsiness.

Well, it seems the messiah, The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior tried to walk through a window because he thought it was a door. NY Daily News:

    It looks like President Obama hasn't gotten acquainted to his White House surroundings. On the way back to the Oval Office Tuesday, the President approached a paned window, instead of the actual door -- located a few feet to his right.

What's next? Choking on a pretzel?

Some say he can walk on water, but he hasn't yet mastered de-materializing through solid objects and walls. And those crazy White House windows and doors - they all look the same, much like Black people. What's up with that?

And remember how Bush was ridiculed by The Left for being a physical fitness buff? And, somehow Pbama isn't one, if not more of a gym rat, of which he's referred to himself? I think it's because he like the all-male showers.

Dipshit can't tell a window from a door...Liberalism comes full circle. You gotta love it!

©2009

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Gore Warns Earth In Grave Danger



The Man who would never be president, Global Warming Alarmist Albert Gore, Junior, is still touring the planet as Captain Global Carbon Footprint, during the coldest winter ever, still trying to sell the same old shtick.

Gore says, from Political Ticker:

    We are here today to talk about how we as Americans and how the United States of America as part of the global community should address the dangerous and growing threat of the climate crisis.

    We have arrived at a moment of decision. Our home – Earth – is in grave danger. What is at risk of being destroyed is not the planet itself, of course, but the conditions that have made it hospitable for human beings.

    [...]

    Quickly building our capacity to generate clean electricity will lay the groundwork for the next major step needed: placing a price on carbon.

There's hundreds and hundreds of scientists who disagree with Gore. Gore, please remember, has no formal education and is not degreed in any of the areas in which he is alarmed.

It's all about instituting a carbon tax for the United Nations.

Carbon tax...Gore is with the flat earth society if he is still preaching carbon is a pollutant or somehow had a negative effect on the environment. It doesn't.


©2009

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Pbama's Jobless Numbers Just
The Tip Of The Ice Berg

From Money/AOL:

    The recession is killing jobs at an alarming pace, with tens of thousands of new layoffs announced Monday by some of the biggest names in American business — Pfizer , Caterpillar and Home Depot.

    [...]

    We're just seeing the tip of the iceberg — the big firms," said Rebecca Braeu, economist at John Hancock Financial Services. "There's certainly other firms beneath them that will lay off workers as quickly or even quicker."

    Looking ahead, economists predicted a net loss of at least 2 million jobs — possibly more — this year even if President Barack Obama's $825 billion package of increased government spending and tax cuts is enacted.

Coupling the above with the Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior's plan allowing states to set their own emissions standards, I have to ask aloud: Is Pbama intentionally trying to bankrupt our country in order to usher in a massive new dependent class that one would call Marxism?

You know, an economic jumpstart aimed at massive and expansive public works was tried before by Adolf Hitler. Pbama has the same idea: a massive, expansive, expensive public works program.

Pbama was TIME magazines 2008 Person of The Year. Well, in 1938, TIME picked Hitler for "Man of The Year
."

I don't remember who exactly it was who said this - I was tooling around the conservative talk radio dial Monday morning - but a local talk radio host compared Pbama's economic policies to, "moving rocks from one pile to the other." And back again. Exactly!

©2009

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Pelosi Says Contraception Good
For Economic Stimulus

This is the kind of line where you'd swear you were reading parody and satire:

Speakeress of the House Nanny Pelosi said that contraception and birth control is good for the economy.

Hey, uh, Nanny...I bet in your day, so were brown paper bags



This woman is clinically insane, and no, I don't have the necessary medical training and education to make this diagnosis.

©2009

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Biden: "Uptick" In Afghanistan

Joe "Idiot" Biden said, "... there will be an "uptick" in American casualties in Afghanistan as the U.S. military increases its presence in that country, which he characterized as "a real mess."

A real mess, is it Joe? Why then, in your 2007 book, Promises To Keep" write the following?

    Biden fully supported a military campaign in Afghanistan, having noted that most terrorist breeding grounds were found in countries with weak governments like Kabul's. "Two weeks into the fight in Afghanistan, it was clear that the military campaign was going to be a success," Biden writes.

Why would anyone think Biden possesses the ability to accurately assess any situation?

He was against the surge in Iraq in 2007, proclaiming it doomed from the start.

In November, 2007 Biden called the surge, "fantasy."

Biden, during a VP debate with Republican Candidate Sarah Palin, said that we spend more money in three weeks on combat in Iraq than we spent on the entirety of the last seven years that we have been in Afghanistan, which was pure, on-the-moment fabrication on his part.

Biden is warning us - (ahem) pardon me, but is he Playing The Fear Card? - to get ready for an uptick in violence in Afghanistan. Where is the "withdraw from Afghanistan Crowd?" They told us if we withdrew, the violence would vanish.

Is this the same Afghanistan - The Left used to say - was the right course of action to take and that things were generally going well there for us? "I agree with Bush going into Afghanistan, but not Iraq," notable Lefties are on record of saying.

It is IRAQ, the Left said, oh, Iraq...Iraq is the quagmire, they said. The Libs used to tell us this all the time. Nowadays...not so much



Also during a VP debate with Palin, Biden said: "Our commanding general in Afghanistan said today that the surge principles used in Iraq will not work in Afghanistan."

So tell us, Joe, then what is your brilliant strategy for dealing with the "uptick" in Afghanistan?

Even Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior
agreed that increasing troop levels in Afghanistan is necessary: July, 2008, Obama calls for "surge in Afghanistan." McCain agreed.

Published on July 25, 2008 at the HuffPuffPoo - so it must be true! -Zbigniew Brzezinski - former National Security Advier to Worst.President.Even Jimmh Carter - cautioned against increasing troops in Afghanistan.

April 5, 2008, Biden, still declaring Iraq: a failure.

And you may have not noticed the waves of attacks and protesting preceding Biden's visit to Iraq.

But wait? I thought the universe loved us now because of our New Dear Leader?

Joe Biden has no business involved in anything more complicated than keeping track of the 8-pack box of crayons.




And he should only be trusted...

...with
rounded children's safety scissors.

It seems so far the Pbama/Biden Administration is "staying the course" in Iraq and attempting to modify what to do in Afghanistan, but - currently - "staying the course " there as well. Remember when The Left told us that "staying the course" was a poor decision. It lack leadership. It lacked ideas from other people, other advisers, others from...oh, I don't know...from across the aisle.

Go ahead Barry...Joe, you told us you could fix everything. Do it. It's "Go Time!"

©2009

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Monday, January 26, 2009

Leave It To Beaver Barry


Leave It To Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In
-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior
Barry


Afghan President Hamid Karzai critical of U.S. and Pbama in civilian deaths. BBC:

    Afghan President Hamid Karzai critical of U.S. and Pbama in civilian deaths.

    Mr Karzai said most of those killed were civilians, adding that such deadly incidents strengthened Taleban rebels and weakened Afghanistan's government.

    Women and children were among those killed, Mr Karzai said.

    The strike was the first controversy in Afghanistan involving US troops since US President Barack Obama took office.

Ssssssh. Be really quiet. Do you hear that? The Left is busy being very quiet, non-vocal and uncritical of Obama because of these deaths. The Left, especially his Cultists, aren't treating Pbama at all like they treated George W. Bush when attacks like the above happened. No, when this happened prior to January 20, Bush was called a "Warmonger." Barry must be a Warmonger, too, using the same definition.

NATO Soldier killed and death count debated. M&C:

    ...a provincial lawmaker and local villagers said that 21 Afghan civilians were killed in the operation.

al-Qeada insults Pbama.
Washington Post:

    ...the verbal attacks have become sharper, more frequent and more clearly aimed at Muslim audiences.

    On Jan. 6, Zawahiri issued a message calling for a global jihad by Muslims to counter Israel's military campaign in Gaza. He then sought to frame the Israeli assault as a "link in the chain of the crusade against Islam and Muslims," with then-President-elect Obama at the head of the chain.

    "These raids are Obama's gift to you before he takes office," the Egyptian-born Zawahiri said in the message, addressed to "Muslim brothers and mujaheddin."

    "This is Obama, whom the American machine of lies tried to portray as the rescuer who will change the policy of America," Zawahiri said, according to a translation provided by Site Intelligence Group, a private company that monitors jihadist communications.

    Days before Obama's inauguration, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden chimed in with a mocking prediction that the new president would founder under the weight of the military and financial burdens he would inherit. No matter what he tried to do, Obama would ultimately lose, bin Laden said on Jan. 14.

    "If he withdraws from the war, it is military defeat," he said in an audiotaped message. "And if he continues it, he drowns in economic crisis. How can it be that [Bush] passed over to him two wars, not one war, and he is unable to continue them? We are on our path to open other fronts, with permission from Allah."

    Friday, a new al-Qaeda salvo attempted to embarrass Obama, a day after the new president announced his plans for closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay. Appearing on the videotaped message were two men who enlisted in al-Qaeda after being freed from that detention center.

al-Reuters reports that 61 former detainees from its military prison camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, appear to have returned to terrorism since their release from custody.


More web site scrubbing!
Scrubbing Pbamaubbles. Pbama Powered!


Pbama
scrubs web site of his Chicago, Federal Plaza/Hyde Park October 30, 2002 anti-Iraq war speech:

    Obama's plan was quite different two years ago.

    "The days of our open-ended commitment must come to a close," Obama said in his speech. "It is time for us to fundamentally change our policy. It is time to give Iraqis their country back."

    [...]

    The Obama plan, called the Iraq War De-escalation Act of 2007, would begin a troop withdrawal no later than May 1, 2007[.]

May 1, 2007? Wow. Pbama better hurry up and start withdrawing Troops from Iraq! What's he waiting for, he's already behind schedule for cying out loud!

From the Left-Friendly The Nation from February 2008:

    Obama's previous position favored an American combat troop withdrawal over a sixteen-to-eighteen-month timeframe. He has been less specific on the number and mission of any advisers he would leave behind.

And, finally, from the above-referenced and linked to WaPo story:

    "When it comes to the war in Iraq, the time for promises and assurances, for waiting and for patience, is over. Too many lives have been lost and too many billions of dollars have been spent, for us to trust the president on another tired and failed policy," [ said Obama, January, 2007].

Did you hear that, Pbama Cultists? When it comes to the war in Iraq, the time for promises and assurance, for waiting and for patience is over. Huh - that sure doesn't sound like the Pbama of post January 20, 2009, does it?

The Left told us the war in Iraq was over after toppling Saddam Hussein. Then The Left said it was over after the establishment of the Iraq Parliament. "Get out of Iraq now, our work there is done," said The Left.

Why are we still there? Why hasn't Barry started reducing U.S. Troops in Iraq? After all, The Left told us it was an illegal occupation and a war for oil under Bush. It must be the same thing under Pbama, right?

From AlterNet (hardly Right of Center), November 5, 2008: [Obama's] plan will leaves tens of thousands of U.S. Troops in Iraq.

Pbama plan leaves tens of thousands of U.S. Troops in Iraq? Are his Cultists aware of this? Why, quick, someone tell them this! This should outrage them, especially the Cultists Bloggers who've spent the last four and five years with multiple-head explosions insisting that we immediately withdraw from Iraq in 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008.


The Obamalith.
Trust in It. It knows All.
It Will tell You What To Think.

Question it Not. Obey It.

Why so quiet out there on your part, Cultists? Why so quiet?

As if the above war-related issues aren't enough, the
market saw a 4Q free-fall, "Worst quarter since early 1980s, and more to come."

And on which issue(s) is Barry spending and focusing his time?
A pissing contest with Rush Limbaugh.

That's nice Barry, a word of wars with Limbaugh which gives your Cultists Red Meat, which distracts them - but not the rest of us - who know you're a fraud, clueless and in way over your head.

Lastly, according to the HuffPuffPoo (so it has to be true)
Obama's plan to ban "torture" does nothing in closing a loophole of resorting to torture in extreme cases. This means Pbama can order and allow the torturing of a suspect. In other words, this is the same policy as Bush. I'm certain the Pbama Cultists must be outraged.

Where Is The Love?
.

©2009

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Mark Dayton For Governor

I can hear Fargo Minnesotans already: "Oh, yeah, Marge. We gotta vote for that there Mark Dayton. He's rich. He inherited all that money from them department stores inda Twin Cities. He's gonna watch out and take care 'a the regular folks like us." - What planet are you from? Seriously. What planet? I want to know.


Richie Rich Mark Dayton

Richie Rich Mark Dayton, former U.S. Senator, who represented Minnesota for one term, 2000-2006 who chose not to seek re-election (he was pretty much told by Liberal Politburo Central they wanted another candidate), has tossed his name into the hat, and will run for the next gubernatorial election in 2010. MPR:

    Former U.S. Sen. Mark Dayton has filed the paperwork to run for Minnesota governor in 2010.

    Dayton, a Democrat, will seek statewide office again after serving one term in the Senate. He defeated incumbent Republican Rod Grams in 2000 but decided not to run for re-election in 2006.

    Dayton said he won't make a formal public announcement about his campaign until spring. For now, has registered with the Campaign Finance and Public Disclosure Board.

    Dayton says Minnesota is headed in the wrong direction and needs new leadership.



Governor Dayton?

Why does this man periodically come out from, what presumably is his nice slumber, only to terrorize and frighten the good citizens of Minnesota? What have we done, if anything - what collective sin have we committed - that, from time to time, we are subjected to Mark Dayton attempting to re-enter our lives via politics?

He's Minnesota's Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers.


You don't see or hear from Dayton for a while, you take a breath and just when you think you were safe from his return - as you are exhaling - you learn he's running for governor. We're never safe from Liberals, never. It's like a scene right out of any "Night of The Living Dead" classics or other zombie movies.

If I were one of the heirs to the Dayton Fortune, do know were you'd find me? On the golf course, every day, until I gasped my last breath.


©2009

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Caroline Kennedy Having An Affair?


Caroline Kennedy Gives Me The Only Identity I Have Schlossberg

Caroline Kennedy Schlossburg - from the Royal Kennedy Dynasty, America's Sweet Sweet Camelot - who was to be the next United States Senator for New York due to Hillary Clinton becoming Secretary of State...
is being reported be having an affair and is part of the reason she dropped her bid for the Senate seat. FOX News:

    "...unidentified sources that Caroline Kennedy was having an affair with New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger. Upon hearing that information, Governor Patterson got a bit nervous, as you would imagine, because both Mrs. Kennedy and Mr. Sulzberger are married, although Sulzberger is apparently separated from his wife. And around midnight last night, Caroline Kennedy pulled out of the race for "personal reasons."

Let me get this straight.

Rumors of an extramarital affair... And a Kennedy?

Affair... Kennedy.

Rumors of an affair involving a Kennedy?

Surely this must be some type of joke.

©2009

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Pbama Kills Innocent Civilians



From
The Times Online:

    Missiles fired from suspected US drones killed at least 15 people inside Pakistan today, the first such strikes since Barack Obama became president and a clear sign that the controversial military policy begun by George W Bush has not changed.

    Security officials said the strikes, which saw up to five missiles slam into houses in separate villages, killed seven "foreigners" - a term that usually means al-Qaeda - but locals also said that three children lost their lives.

    [...]

    Eight people died when missiles hit a compound near Mir Ali, an al-Qaeda hub in Pakistan's North Waziristan region. Seven more died when hours later two missiles hit a house in Wana, in South Waziristan. Local officials said the target in Wana was a guest house owned by a pro-Taleban tribesman. One said that as well as three children, the tribesman's relatives were killed in the blast.

    Pakistan has objected to such attacks, saying they are a violation of its territory that undermines its efforts to tackle militants.

I have to imagine the Pbama Cultists are enraged over the Warmongering and slaughtering of innocent civilians by their messiah, Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior.

I have to imagine that the Pbama Cultists are registering the same outrage over Pbama's attack and invasion via the drone. Pbama said he's willing to invade sovereign nations, so his lust for blood and violence comes as no surprise.


When will the killing stop? Where is the diplomacy? Where is the "talking with our enemy," that Pbama promised?

And what about those poor, poor terrorists? Just like Rosie O'Moo said, "terrorists are mothers and fathers too."

This is a sad day for America when the president orders the death of others. War and killing is never the answer...never.

War is always wrong. Defending our nation is wrong.

No wonder the world hates us, Pbama is a Warmonger.




©2009

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Pbama Agitated Over Press Corps Question
Tied To His Appointment Of Lobbyist

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Poor Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior. He was asked a question by the White House Press Corps and became very irritated and agitated over it. Wha'sup Barry, got some sand in your vagina?

From Politico:

    President Barack Obama made a surprise visit to the White House press corps Thursday night, but got agitated when he was faced with a substantive question.

    Asked how he could reconcile a strict ban on lobbyists in his administration with a deputy defense secretary nominee who lobbied for Raytheon, Obama interrupted with a knowing smile on his face.

    "Ahh, see," he said, "I came down here to visit. See this is what happens. I can't end up visiting with you guys and shaking hands if I'm going to get grilled every time I come down here."

    Pressed further by the Politico reporter about his Pentagon nominee, William J. Lynn III, Obama turned more serious, putting his hand on the reporter's shoulder and staring him in the eye.

    "Alright, come on" he said, with obvious irritation in his voice. "We will be having a press conference at which time you can feel free to [ask] questions. Right now, I just wanted to say hello and introduce myself to you guys - that's all I was trying to do."

Yeah, Barry - why not answer the question instead of sidestepping it? How do you reconcile your supposed strict ban on lobbyists, yet William "BillyBillBill" Lynn, The Third Turd is a Raytheon lobbyist?

See, Press Corps, you're supposed to worship and adore Pbama without ever questioning him, always accepting him and treating him like a Dictator expects to be treated; you know, like Hitler and Mussolini were treated by their subjects.

What a shallow, thin-skinned pussboy. He's sounding more and more like a Fascist Pig Dictator every day. "Don't you dare ask Pbama a question unless he permits it."


"He's not my Führer."


©2009

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Obama Heroin

A version of the drug heroin has been named after The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior.

From The Smoking Gun:

    Cops in upstate New York this week broke up a drug ring that allegedly sold heroin under several brand names, including "Obama." As seen in Sullivan County Sheriff's Office photos, the president's surname was stamped in red ink on small glassine wrappers that were peddled by street dealers.

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Pbama Heroin!

Hit the link. TSG has photos of the packaged Obama Heroin.

Dope named after The Dope-In-Chief. Fabulous! Hysterical!

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Hooray For Abortion!
Stem Cells Are Obsolete

Hooray For Abortion!

I forgot to mention Thursday's anniversary of Roe v Wade.

Hooray for Abortion! Cue Confetti, Balloons, Music, Noise-makers, Colorful party hats.

Wear a lampshade on your head! Abortion is cool!

Wooooooooo Hooooooooooooo! Have an abortion! It's trendy!

The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior stealing the election, has reignited the abortion debate.

I like how the Pro-Baby-Killers prefer the moniker "Pro-Choice." That's funny. They're Pro-Death, but don't like admitting it. They worship at The Altar of Abortion.

Personally, I think abortion is great! Every Liberal should abort their children fetus 100% of the time every time.

In fact, Liberals should all be retroactively aborted. A firing squad will do just fine.

Any adult Liberals out there volunteering for Retroactive abortion? (** crickets chirping **). No? Why not? Cowards!

My favorite sub-group is the
Pro-Choice unwed, single white mother who doesn't abort her own bastard child. Why not? Well, she looks upon that child as a meal ticket for her for eighteen years in the form of child support. She sees dollar signs her big, fat, growing belly. Ahhhhh, hypocrisy...it never ends with Liberals and Progressives.

U.S. News reports that stem cell researchers anticipate The Affirmative Action Illegitimate Prednint-In-Training Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior lifting the ban on federal funding of stem cell research.

It's also nice to note that Pbama will permit U.S. taxpayers' money to fund abortions not only in the U.S., but the entire world. Yeah, U.S. taxpayer money paying for abortions in non-U.S. countries.

Stem Cell Research Is Obsolete

Here's the kicker: stem cells are obsolete. But you know those wacky Liberal knuckle-dragging Pbama Cultists and the Pro-Baby-Killers. They love old technology. They still have rotary dial telephones, prefer the horse and buggy to automobiles, outdoor outhouses and - like the cavemen and cavewomen that they are - they prefer building fires to keep warm instead of using natural gas, propane or heating oil.

The need for embryonic stem cells began its obsolescence - as far as I've researched - going back to January, 2002:

    A stem cell has been found in adults that can turn into every single tissue in the body. It might turn out to be the most important cell ever discovered.

    According to a January 23rd breaking story on the New Scientist website (http://www.newscientist.com) the stem cells found in adult bone marrow have passed every test proving that:

    * It can form every single tissue in the body
    * It can be grown in culture indefinitely, with no signs of aging
    * It can be isolated from humans
    * It does not form cancerous masses when injected into adults

They're called iPS cells or iPSCs, for Induced pluripotent stem cells:

    IPSCs were first produced in 2006 from mouse cells and in 2007 from human cells. This has been cited as an important advancement in stem cell research, as it may allow researchers to obtain pluripotent stem cells, which are important in research and potentially have therapeutic uses, without the controversial use of embryos.

The final verdict on iPS cells isn't in yet, but then neither is it for embryonic stem cells:

    The most dramatic discovery occurred last year, when two research teams produced the poly-jargonically enhanced "induced pluripotent stem" cells. iPS cells have many similarities to ES cells, but because they do not require human eggs or embryos, they evade the political tussle and funding limits that surround ES (i.e. embryonic stem) cell research.

    [...]

    iPS cells quickly found a role in basic medical research, because it is now possible to take a cell from a patient, convert it into a stem cell, and produce specialized cell carrying genes for the patient's disease.

    [...]

    iPS cells have so many advantages that they could make ES cells obsolete, but stem-cell pioneer Thomson says it's too soon to be sure. "I personally believe the future is in these iPS cells, but the future isn't quite here today," [said James Thomson of the University of Wisconsin-Madison].

Get with technology, Liberal Pro-Baby-Killers! Embryonic stem cells are old school.

Embryonic stem cell use brings so many ethical and legal questions into the venue that it's difficult to know where to begin. Those ethical and legal questions are rendered moot with iPS cells.


But The Left loves them their abortion, don't they?

The Pro-Baby-Killing women are fond of saying, "Keep your hands off my body," but they never seem to think about "their body" beforehand or give any thought to a potential unintended pregnancy while a penis is slamming in and out their cooter, do they? Heck no, then it's "put your hands all over my body and let Mister Happy vomit into my vagina." This is followed by a missed "period" which is followed by the woman asking herself, "how could this have happened?" How, indeed, how indeed. It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma surrounded by a sausage.

Damn. You have to love the Pro-Baby-Killing Crowd and their absurd standards of hypocrisy and double-standards. Kill that baby, even if it means going the route of partial birth abortion which involves shoving a tube into the head of an almost full-born baby and sucking its brains out. Oh, hey - Doc - save me those stem cells. I might develop a disease some day, so I want to keep the cells from my dead child to keep me alive. Does the word selfish come to mind?

It's no secret that abortion affects minorities - especially Blacks - at much higher rates than any other group. This is Dirty Little Secret that The Left never wants to admit, yet they claim to be the party that represents and identifies with minorities, especially Blacks. Meanwhile, The Libs - again the party that claims it represents and identifies with minorities, especially Blacks - has in their party U.S. Senator Robert Byrd who is (was?...) a proud member of the KKK...but that's another story.

Read up on Margaret Sanger, a white woman, pro-abortionist who advocated eugenics, especially in the Black community. Yeah, she wanted to kill them black babies. She was America's equivalent of Adolf Hitler in wanting to create a superior white race. Did I mention she was a huge, H-U-G-E uber-Liberal? Like you didn't already know that.

And if you haven't read this post of mine yet, please do so and answer the question I pose at it: Which Pbama daughter, Malia or Sasha, will be the first to get knocked-up in the White House and have an abortion?

Happy Abortions, Liberals! Go abort your babies. I encourage it! The less Liberals born the better!

Hooray for Abortion!

©2009

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ACLU Sues TiZA

I have been a harsh critic of the ACLU in the past and I will be a harsh critic of the ACLU in the future. But they finally got one thing right...wait, strike that...they finally got one thing consistent.

The ACLU has filed a lawsuit against the Tarek ibn Ziyad Academy claiming the charter school runs roughshod over the line that separates church and state. MPR:

    TiZA, as the school is known, serves mostly immigrant children, many of them from Muslim countries in Africa, Asia and the Middle East. And it makes no apologies for catering to Muslims.

    Arabic language classes are offered and school leaders note how important parents find it to have time set aside for Muslim prayer - and that time is optional.

    But the ACLU claims that lost classroom time is never made up. The federal lawsuit also questions the relationship between the academy and its charter school sponsor, California-based Islamic Relief USA.

    It claims a prayer is illegally posted at the school's entrance and it questions the school's dress code, which prohibits girls from wearing short sleeves per Muslim clothing rules. And the suit notes that school buses don't pick up kids until an hour after class ends, with the gap being filled with a Muslim studies program that most kids are enrolled in.

    "This is in many respects - almost all respects - a religious school, like a private religious school, except for one key thing: There's state money going in there," according to Chuck Samuelson, the ACLU's executive director.

    There would be no lawsuit if TiZA were private, he says. But TiZA gets tax money, $3.8 million this year, which changes the ballgame.

    "If they want to be a private school, then that's fine. But then they have to give up state money and if they want the state money, then they have to behave as a public school does."

    The lawsuit also asks the school to give back a pro-rated refund to the state.

Read the MPR link for the rest of the story.

Way to go, Chuckie al-Samuelson...hopping on the bandwagon late, as usual. Well, late is better than never. I will give credit where credit is due regarding the TiZA school and the ACLU finally applying the same standard they've used in eliminating any inference of religion of Christianity, Judaism or any other denomination(s) and religious activity in other schools funded by taxpayers.


Additional information and background on TiZA by clicking on the TiZA Label at the bottom of this post.

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