Sunday, May 21, 2006
Mark Dayton: Worst. Senator. Ever! Part 2: Here Comes The Bitterness!
Awwww, poor little "Richie Rich", Minnesota's Pathetic Senator Mark Dayton. He's a very bitter Liberal these days. I'll wager his bitterness is because the DNC told him, in no uncertain terms, that he couldn't run for reelection this year. Considering his "do-nothing" status as an un-force in Washington I'm not surprised he was given a "no second term" edict from the powers that be in the DNC.
Richie Rich - Mark Dayton: Hard To Tell Them Apart, Isn't It?
"Senator Richie Rich" is saying some very bitter things now that his term is almost up:
Richie Rich also said he didn't mind Time Magazine - he called it an "attack" - calling him one of the five most ineffective senators in Washington.
Not satisfied to just make as ass out of himself or embarrass the Insane Liberal Clown Posse that voted for him, Richie Rich, in February of this year insulted one of Minnesota's neighboring states, saying:
I guess Richie Rich is just letting out steam that's been building up for the past five and one-half years. In all that time the press paid virtually no attention to him. The public is still clueless as to why he closed down his office in Washington D.C. in October, 2004. Richie Rich promised to explain his motives but to date, he hasn't uttered a word about the closure.
Richie Rich has a rich history of trying to buy himself a political seat in the Minnesota State Legislature. Unfortunately, all of his attempts failed.
He managed to reverse his losing trend by spending over $12 MILLION of his personal fortune and bought himself a Senate Seat in Washington D.C. But he will take to his grave that of being a ONE-TERMER, not even given the chance to lose a reelection attempt. That must really hurt, awwwwwww, poor Richie Rich. "Oh. Dat's. So. Sad!"
Now, with his term almost over, Richie Rich is striking out, desperate for attention. Any type of attention. Does he remind you of anyone? Does any other bitter Liberal, who is yesterday's political news, come to mind?
Mark "Richie Rich" Dayton and...yeah, I knew you'd guess who I mean...Albert "The Bitter"Gore, Jr. Maybe these two Bitter individuals can start a new political party. The Bitter Liberals Party. Yeah, I like that. The Party for Bitter Liberals. And you two make a perfect team to be the co-chairs of that party.
Bitter Mark "Richie Rich" Dayton and Albert "Global Warming" Gore, Jr. Can the voters deny these two the White House?
Maybe I should apologize to Richie Rich, um - the actual cartoon character. Richie Rich, from my recollection, was never bitter. On the contrary, he was a happy 'toon appreciative of his wealth. And at least Richie Rich did accomplish things in the comic books and in the cartoons in which he appeared. Further, appearing in cartoons and comic books is probably hard work, so I guess I will cut Richie Rich, the cartoon character, some slack. He brought both kids and adults humor and laughs, he served as an escape for his readers and he frequently used his wealth to benefit others less fortunate. I can't say the same for the very bitter "Senator" Mark Dayton.
©2006
Richie Rich - Mark Dayton: Hard To Tell Them Apart, Isn't It?
"Senator Richie Rich" is saying some very bitter things now that his term is almost up:
In April, he told a group of Minnesota high school students that if he were going to grade himself on his accomplishments as a senator, he'd give himself an "F".
Richie Rich also said he didn't mind Time Magazine - he called it an "attack" - calling him one of the five most ineffective senators in Washington.
"As Harry Truman said, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen," said Dayton. "And I'll take that heat, especially if it means we're going to get something done that needs to be done."
Not satisfied to just make as ass out of himself or embarrass the Insane Liberal Clown Posse that voted for him, Richie Rich, in February of this year insulted one of Minnesota's neighboring states, saying:
"[The Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MN] is worth a hell of a lot more than the whole state of South Dakota."
"[Feingold's] overreaching step by someone who is grandstanding and running for president at the expense of his own party and his own country."
I guess Richie Rich is just letting out steam that's been building up for the past five and one-half years. In all that time the press paid virtually no attention to him. The public is still clueless as to why he closed down his office in Washington D.C. in October, 2004. Richie Rich promised to explain his motives but to date, he hasn't uttered a word about the closure.
Richie Rich has a rich history of trying to buy himself a political seat in the Minnesota State Legislature. Unfortunately, all of his attempts failed.
He managed to reverse his losing trend by spending over $12 MILLION of his personal fortune and bought himself a Senate Seat in Washington D.C. But he will take to his grave that of being a ONE-TERMER, not even given the chance to lose a reelection attempt. That must really hurt, awwwwwww, poor Richie Rich. "Oh. Dat's. So. Sad!"
Now, with his term almost over, Richie Rich is striking out, desperate for attention. Any type of attention. Does he remind you of anyone? Does any other bitter Liberal, who is yesterday's political news, come to mind?
Mark "Richie Rich" Dayton and...yeah, I knew you'd guess who I mean...Albert "The Bitter"Gore, Jr. Maybe these two Bitter individuals can start a new political party. The Bitter Liberals Party. Yeah, I like that. The Party for Bitter Liberals. And you two make a perfect team to be the co-chairs of that party.
Bitter Mark "Richie Rich" Dayton and Albert "Global Warming" Gore, Jr. Can the voters deny these two the White House?
Maybe I should apologize to Richie Rich, um - the actual cartoon character. Richie Rich, from my recollection, was never bitter. On the contrary, he was a happy 'toon appreciative of his wealth. And at least Richie Rich did accomplish things in the comic books and in the cartoons in which he appeared. Further, appearing in cartoons and comic books is probably hard work, so I guess I will cut Richie Rich, the cartoon character, some slack. He brought both kids and adults humor and laughs, he served as an escape for his readers and he frequently used his wealth to benefit others less fortunate. I can't say the same for the very bitter "Senator" Mark Dayton.
©2006
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