Thursday, June 30, 2005
Thank You Veterans
Bubba Book Big Biz In Iran!
Tell me THIS ain't funny!
Thursday, June 30, 2005
The Silver Lining in Iran
The New York Times
Abbas Milani
The hottest book in Iran these days is Bill Clinton's "My Life." There are three unauthorized translations on the market and at least two more on the way, Iranian newspapers report. By all accounts, a George W. Bush memoir might do just as well. And that is only the most recent indication of the overwhelmingly favorable disposition of the Iranian population toward the United States.
The same newspapers that reported the Clinton book sales last weekend also covered, with much fanfare, President-elect Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's defiant attitude toward the United States at his first press conference, on Sunday. Mr. Ahmadinejad stepped on a painting of the American flag as he went to vote. He dismissed the idea that Iran needed to build any relationship with the United States and vowed to continue Iran's nuclear program, which Washington opposes. As for the haughty Europeans, Mr. Ahmadinejad proclaimed, they must leave their ivory towers and speak to the Iranians as equals.
In fact, it is Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and a cabal of conservative mullahs and Revolutionary Guards who have absconded to ivory towers with their dogma and greed for power. Ignoring serious signs of crisis, they masterminded Mr. Ahmadinejad's victory. According to three of Mr. Ahmadinejad's opponents, members of the Revolutionary Guards and the basij militia, who together number in the millions, were told whom to vote for and to bring up to 10 family members along with them to the polls. The same sources allege that millions of dollars from public coffers were distributed among militia members in order to bring out the hard-line vote.
Nevertheless, contrary to the common perception, this election is not so much a sign of the Iranian system's strength as of its weakness. Last week's presidential election is only the most recent example of the tactical wisdom and strategic foolishness of Iran's ruling mullahs. All the reformist candidates, particularly Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, as well as the approximately 70 percent of the electorate who voted for reformists or boycotted the election, sought above all to limit Ayatollah Khamenei's increasing despotism. Rather than accepting this possible outcome, Ayatollah Khamenei and his allies made a grab for absolute power. In the process they may have unwittingly opened the door for democracy - because their hardball tactics have created the most serious rift in the ranks of ruling mullahs since the inception of the Islamic Republic. The experience of emerging democracies elsewhere has shown that dissension within ruling circles has often presaged the fall of authoritarianism.
Mr. Ahmadinejad's presidency will force a crisis not only in Iran's political establishment but also, and even more important, in its economy. Only a huge infusion of capital and expertise, along with open markets, can even begin to address the country's economic problems, which include high unemployment, a rapidly increasing labor force, cronyism and endemic corruption.
Such an infusion requires, more than anything, security and the rule of law. It requires a fairly elected president who inspires the confidence of investors and governments around the world. Instead, through a dubious election, Iran's kingmakers propelled a man into the presidency who has publicly opined that the stock market is a form of gambling with no place in a genuine Islamic society.
Not surprisingly, Mr. Ahmadinejad's election brought about the single greatest plunge in the Iranian stock market's history. The day is already known as Black Saturday, and the president-elect has been scrambling to undo the damage since. Indeed, Mr. Ahmadinejad hastened to promise that he would not shut the stock market, and the intelligence agencies set about "proving" that rumors of the market's closing were a conspiracy of the enemies of the state.
Instead of finding a sound strategic solution to Iran's economic woes, Ayatollah Khamenei and his allies have trotted out the old populist slogans of revolutionary justice, economic autarky and pseudosocialism. When that formula fails, as it did in the 1980's even with the charisma of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini to help it along, the mullahs will be denied their last bastion of support among the country's poor, whose piety and deprivation they have long exploited. In the short term, the right wing has scored a major victory. In the long run, they have helped bring Iran one step closer to democracy.
Abbas Milani is director of the Iranian studies program at Stanford and co-director of the Iran Democracy Project at the Hoover Institution.
Thinner
Moore admitted that the rumors about him were true regarding hiring former circus workers whose job was to hose down and wash the elephants. "Yeah, it's true," reluctantly admitted Moore. "It was embarrassing. I'd take off all my clothes, go out to the back yard, and they'd hit me with water from the hose, and scrub me down with those huge, oversized, brushes."
It was not a pretty or glamorous job. Jose Gonzalez was one of those former circus workers. "I only lasted two days on the Moore job, I couldn't take it. He was disgusting. Compared to him, bathing the elephants is like working in a clean room." Another man who wouldn't give his name said, "His [Moore's] ass crack was the worst. Having to scrub that thing...I don't care how long the brush handle was and how far way from him I was. I lasted one bathing, and I quit."
"I can relate to the workers, but I was paying them minimum wage, so, it's not like they couldn't find gainful employment elsewhere," a somewhat indignant Moore said.
Moore says the secret to his weight loss is a combination of techniques. "I used diet, some exercise, and thanks to the gullible, liberal public, I'm wealthy enough to afford several series of liposuction surgeries over the last ten months," said Moore. "Not only am I thinner, but I can legally claim the lard they sucked out of me as fifty-seven separate dependents on my taxes," Moore added. Moore closed with, "Those people who called me fat and made fun of my weight can't do it anymore, so they'd better stop it! I'm hungry."
Moore...(Less?)
©2005
What, you think the image won't be reposted, again and again and again? Think again, you Fat Fucker!
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Pizza Box and Gore-Tex Linked To Cancer?
Compound Used in Pizza boxes "Likely Carcinogen," EPA Says
06-29-2005 -- Washington Post
An Environmental Protection Agency scientific advisory panel has identified perflurooctanoic acid (PFOA), a chemical used to make Teflon as a "likely carcinogen," a report in the Washington Post said.
The statement will be released in a report next month, and the EPA has released the draft report on its website. The agency is in involved in a major investigation into how the compound which used to be referred to as a "suggested" carcinogen. They are investigating it because it may become a regulated compound. The compound is used to make stain- and stick-resistant surfaces and materials like Gore-Tex fabrics and pizza boxes. They are investigating how it may get into consumer's blood and whether it affects their health the report said.
I'm sure the study releasing the heath hazards of second and third-hand exposure to perflurooctanoic acid will be due out shortly?
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Organized Speed Demons
An online club of street racers, streetracing.dk, said on their website that they were negotiating with local authorities in Aalborg to establish a racetrack for enthusiasts. The club had promised not to organise races in the city's streets while the negotiations took place.
Another racing club, Street-X.dk, did not seem as set on a peaceful solution. In a message posted on the club's website, a street-X.dk spokesman said the club would not participate in such attempts to legalise the races.
'The negotiations sound ok … but you can forget everything about a 'truce' while you negotiate unless you let us 100 percent in on what you're doing. We drive in illegal races and plan to go on doing so,' wrote the Street-X.dk spokesman on the club's website.
Finger Found in Salad?
Well - maybe she ordered the Finger Salad!
Some Order Restored
The Right Wing Art Gallery Continues!
This week, our canvas explores fusing La Boheme, the Puccini opera, and the Comedy Central hit, "South Park".
With that in mind...
Our sixth Object D' Art is below and is titled...
LA BEHEMOTH WITH SINISTER SHADES OF CARTMAN
Concept by S.T. Miller
©2005
Monday, June 27, 2005
My Two Zombie Thumbs Up!
George A. Romero still has 'the touch' as a director and storyteller.
Dennis Hopper plays a Donald Trump-like character, presiding over the confines of the wealthy elite, who can afford to live in his zombie proof high-rise. Well, almost zombie proof high-rise...
It has some very genuine moments of suspense, and a sense of humor about its subject. The font and spacing of the opening credits is even unsettling. If you enjoy a good zombie film, you can't go wrong with anything from Mr. Romero.
©2005
On Woody Allen
Excerpt:
As a filmmaker, I'm not interested in 9/11. Because, if you look at the big picture, the long view of things, it's too small, history overwhelms it. The history of the world is like: he kills me, I kill him. Only with different cosmetics and different castings: so in 2001 some fanatics killed some Americans, and now some Americans are killing some Iraqis. And in my childhood, some Nazis killed Jews. And now, some Jewish people and some Palestinians are killing each other. Political questions, if you go back thousands of years, are ephemeral, not important. History is the same thing over and over again.
Spiegel: So, do you think is [sic] sort of useless when someone like Michael Moore makes a documentary with strong political overtones?
Allen: Michael Moore delivered a powerful and successful piece of documentary with Fharenheit [sic] 9/11. But the problem is that most of the people who liked it were people who thought like him. Me for example. But, even Moore didn't manage to influence the other side. We tested that with polls. It's a hopeless case.
I like Woody's films and respect his talent for writing and directing. I disagree with his political views. But it is nice to hear him say that he realizes Moore was preaching to the choir, but didn't recruit any new converts.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Stuff and "Steve Needs a Hit!"
Item: Do check out this Quigmans from yesterday.
Item: Huh...Tom Cruise sure is a lot smarter than he looks, isn't he?
"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance."
"You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do."
But I did find T H I S. It's about a third of the way down the page, under the heading "Former Members". Would you care to opine about this, Mister Celebrity/Psychiatrist...or is that Psychiatrist/Celebrity?:
"Gil Spencer, a columnist for the Delaware County Times reported contact from former Scientologists and others following a previous column critical of Scientology.
"Astra Woodcraft grew up in the Church of Scientology and doesn't have much nice to say about it. She wrote me after reading Sunday's column about celebrity Scientologist Tom Cruise and his interview on 'Larry King Live.' 'I was raised in Scientology my entire life and was able to get out almost six years ago when I was 19,' she wrote. Both her father and mother were Scientologists. So were her grandmother, brother and sister. Today,she, her father and sister are out. The rest of the family is still in.
'They obviously are allowed no contact with us,' she says. "'I was forced to work there full-time from the age of 14 until I was 19 when I escaped."
Steve Needs a Hit! I had the extreme displeasure of viewing a trailer for the Steve Martin remake of "The Pink Panther". Maybe it will be funny for people unfamiliar with the original and its sequels, with Peter Sellers (and, as far as I'm concerned the only Inspector Clouseau).
Maybe some studio will do a remake of "The Jerk" with...Ashton Kutcher? Remakes, Hollywood's way of saying "We are totally and completely bereft of original ideas."
Except David Lynch.
Friday, June 24, 2005
Paging Doctor's Howard, Fine, Howard, and DEAN
What to do about Howlin' Howie? Let him keep on just as he has been.
Of the various remarks for which Dean has been pilloried lately, Democrats were most vociferous in distancing themselves from this one. The reason was simple: The sort of folk Dean held up to contempt are the main funders of the Democratic Party, too. Thanks to New York Times tax reporter David Cay Johnston's book Perfectly Legal, we know a little more about the composition of what he terms the "political donor class."
Finally A Brief Update
I encourage others to do the same ("responsibly", of course) with your favorite libation or party favor(s)!
Thursday, June 23, 2005
"My Dinner With Osama"
The affidavit states that Warsame claimed to have twice seen combat with front line units of the Taliban while in Afghanistan. He also said he had seen bin Laden on several occasions at one of the camps, including sharing a meal with the al-Qaida chief.
Eleanor Mondale Battles Brain Cancer
"Don't forget to vote for Bill Clinton and Al Gore. Stay home if you're voting for Dole."
"I'd like to be the ambassador to the Bahamas." (Wouldn't we all...)
And more quotes from Ms. Mondale Here.
Zombies=Liberals
I love George A. Romero. NOBODY makes better Zombie films than does he.
And Land of The Dead opens this weekend! I can't wait.
Romero is the director of the ultra cult classic "Night of The Living Dead", and my personal favorite, "Dawn of The Dead".
"Dawn" is, in my humble opinion, one of the funniest films ever. Set in a mall, the zombies just can't seem to get the hang of riding the escalator or the whole mall lifestyle.
And of course there are many political analogies to be made with zombie films. Zombies are the liberals among us. WHY? Because they all seek brains and are oblivious to their surroundings. How can that NOT refer to the Lib's!?
Land of The Dead and George Romero info here.
George A. Romero: The Undisputed King of Zombie Films and So Much More
©2005
Cause of Death: Liberalism
The way I see it, neither conservatism nor President Bush have anything to do with these people dying.
If anything, the responsible parties for these deaths are Albert Gore and John Kerry for being the LOSERS that they are.
Mr. Internet Inventor and Mr. Christmas Cambodia, you have blood on your hands!
Dying because your political party lost the presidency. My, what worthy and magnanimous deaths...heh heh heh heh!
©2005
Another Blogger MIA?
Now, Jack's Right appears to also be gone. And again, the Blog world is less better off without it.
JACK - Where are you? Please e-mail me and let me know what's up. If you moved your site to another host, let me know, I want to link to it.
©2005
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Downing Street (Memo)
Shi**y Day
Republican's havin' their way
What can us Lib's do to change it?
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get the Downing Street Memo
Lib's, they just lie
The truth is up in the sky
We'll (the Lib's) just pull
Something out of our Ass
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get the Downing Street Memo
Lib's are raving mad
'Cuz they know they've been "had"
American's see the Lib's for who they are
Off the Left end so damn far!
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get the Downing Street Memo
Dismal Day for the Lib's
It's always that way
Some day they'll pay
For they're just full of Fibs!
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get the Downing Street Memo
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get the Downing Street Memo
How to get the Downing Street Memo
How to get the Downing Street Memo.
©2005
Sick Bastard
Check out the photo of Cory "The Dog Rapist" Williamson. Is that not the face of someone who'd rape a dog? Whattsamatter Cory, no retailer in Spartanburg that sells Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, or Playgirl? No video stores that rent adult tapes or DVD's?
Williamson is also accused of raping two little girls.
Cory, I hope your butt gets a complete, thorough, and repeated "working out" in prison. Over and over and over and over again.
I Rant Because I Can
Screaming, whining, crying kids whose parents are totally and completely oblivious to their behavior. I know you are used to hearing it as you must hear it 24/7 - but the rest of us don't want to hear it. Okay, maybe some of you do, but I don't want to hear it. Shut the little ****ers up or I will, and you won't approve of how I shut them up. Can we say all say 'Duct Tape'.
Humming. WTF people, do you think others really want to hear you humming some asinine song that's stuck in your mind. Ditto the brainless individuals who have to sing along with whatever song is being piped in to the coffee shop, cafe, store, mall, et al. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU HUM OR SING.
Ladies, why does it take you so long to place an order at a coffee shop of cafe? How much thought do you have to put into it? Don't you have some idea what you want when you get there? "Full roast, Lite, or Decaf"? Yeah, that requires so much thought. There are just too many multiple possibilities and choices out there for the penis-less crowd.
Sandals: Good God, I am convinced that everybody has ugly feet. Sandals should be outlawed. Guys, gals - you're feet are grotesque and disgusting. Keep your %&#damned feet in socks.
©2005
The Right Wing Art Gallery Continues!
This week, our canvas explores the amazing and perhaps, coincidental, similarities of William Bubba Clinton and Adolf Hitler.
You may (or may not) be aware of the similarities between President Lincoln and President Kennedy.
There are also amazing similarities between Hitler and Clinton.
Consider:
Hitler was born April 20, 1889. Clinton was born August 19, 1946. Note: There is only one day difference between those dates, 19 and 20! Coincidence? I don't think so.
Hitler has six letters in it. Clinton has seven letters in it. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Adolf has five letters in it. Bubba is also comprised of five letters. Coincidence? I don't think so.
While Hitler had syphilis, likely from screwing prostitutes, Clinton screwed the country.
For all the Leftinista's out there, who are unable to refrain from calling George W. Bush "Hitler", this one is for you.
With that in mind... Our fifth Object D' Art is below and is titled...
BUBBA JEFFERSON BLYTHE HITLER
Concept by S.T. Miller
©2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
Monday: In The News
Iran Election Undecided. AL GORE DECLARES HIMSELF WINNER AND PRESIDENT! Hashemi Rafsanjani seeks RECOUNT!
Formula One Chief Bernie Ecclestone calls Danica Patrick a "toaster". Or was it a "blender"? Well, here's his quote:
"You know, I've got one of these wonderful ideas that women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances," Ecclestone added.
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Cannibalism: Life Imitates Fiction?
Blogger's Disappearance Boggles Other Bloggers
"He was due to fly back to the states early on Saturday, June 18, but he did not get on that flight. This much we know", said his publicist and manager, Jim McJim, of the Los Angeles firm Blogger Agency, a public relations and management firm hired five months ago by Blazevic. "He had traveled to Thailand months ago and was updating his blog's from there," said McJim. "My last contact from him was last Wednesday, when he telephoned letting me know he was marrying seven 'legal aged Thai girls', is what he told me," added McJim.
The blog world is full of speculation and conspiracy theories as to what may have happened to Blazevic, a world renowned, non-recovering alcoholic, who, despite days and weeks of drunken binges still managed to always maintain well written, intelligent, thought-provoking and coherent blogs. "He has a pending several-hundred dollar deal for a book advance, as well as a tens-of-dollars offer from Paramount for 'New Eagle: The Movie,'" said McJim. "We are all pretty anxious to hear from him."
His estranged and ex-wife of five years, Mitzi Mygosh offered no sympathy for him, when told of his disappearance. "The man is only concerned about his liquor, nothing else. I don't know that in our five years of marriage I ever saw him sober - not even once," she said. And, according to Mygosh, he was a mean drunk, "He would beat me like a cheap, trailer park whore - not that I minded the attention," she said.
Thai witnesses report seeing an intoxicated man, believed to be Blazevic, and his harem of Thai girls, at the beach near the port city of Bangmeamericano, but this has not been confirmed. Other speculation is that Blazevic was working undercover for a CIA operation in Asia, and that his blog identity was his cover.
Other conspiracies abound on the web, the most oft-cited being that Blazevic was actually working for the government at the secretive Area 51, also called Groom Lake, in Nevada. The government has not admitted or denied this allegation.
"I think he'll be back, but I can't say when," offers McJim. "I told him during the Wednesday phone call that the Paramount deal wouldn't be on the table forever, so I hope that motivates him to sober up and get back here."
Others aren't so optimistic. Colobra Answeesherishspoon, a Thai bar owner said he remembered someone who definitely resembled Blazevic in his bar late Saturday night. "He was with all these maidens. He was drinking heavily, but he also had an entourage that kept for him various toads and lizards, and he would frequently lick the back of these reptiles and get some sort of high from it. The waitress said his eyes were indeed very dilated."
Whatever the fate of this renowned blogger and world-class-raging-alcoholic, the MrsSatan site hopes he returns safely in the near future to blog again. Or, that his fate at least be known and the truth be made public. Personally, I don't think he's any 'Runaway Groom', but who knows? The Truth Is Out There!
Godspeed fellow blogger, Godspeed.
Contributing to this Story:
Rico Suave, San Diego Bureau
Holly Cha-Cha, Los Angeles Bureau
Rick Shaw, Thailand Bureau
©2005
Happy Father's Day!
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Cannibalism, Never the Answer
In a shocking news conference from the White House Rose Garden, attended by President George W. Bush, British Prime Minister Tony Blair, and United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan, Mr.Annan, reading from prepared text, stated his new aid policy for Africa is, "With world deficit debt at record levels, I have proposed the following solution to hunger and over-population in Africa. The answer is cannibalism. It is an ideal approach as it works the problem from both ends. I believe this is what your former President Clinton called 'triangulation'."
Mr. Annan added that the success of his proposal would hinge on cooperation from the public relation and advertising firms for the American Beef and Pork Industry Campaigns. Said Mr. Annan, "I am thinking something on the lines of 'Hutu: It's What's For Dinner' or 'Tutsi: The Other Dark Meat'."
Appalled, both Prime Minister Blair and President Bush looked on with astonishment. Blair criticized the policy as overtly racist and impractical saying, "cannibalism, except in rare cases like Idi Amin, never was a standard practice in Africa. To suggest otherwise is racist, appalling and disgusting." President Bush, nodding to Blair, added, "I agree with what that guy just said."
Annan responded to Bush and Blair, "Perhaps you are right. Could you do the usual Fifty Billion in aid to be pissed away on French luxury goods and antiquated Russian weapons systems?"
Bush and Blair said they would take that under consideration, and promptly ended the news conference. As Bush, Blair, and Annan left the Rose Garden, the press continued shouting questions to Annan, who ignored them.
©2005
[All of the above is true, except for those parts which are not.]
This Blog, That Blog: Updated, Clarified
I haven't yet joined or enrolled in a Blog "Organization" other than adding this site to some of the Blog Indexes or Catalogs. The blogs that I come across that I link to are those that I've read, enjoyed, and think are well written, unique, humorous, and worthy of spending time at.
I've had a couple inquiries as to why I eliminated the links to the Liberal Liberace's, or as I previously called them, the "Trending Left" Blogs. Well, the best answer I have to that is as this blog grew (and it's a young one, granted), so did the links that I found I wanted to link to. As I did, I found it rather curious looking at their sites, and, typically one-sided of the Lefty's, to only link to other Left sites. So, I basically figured, why bother? I still visit those sites, but I don't think anyone needs this site to help find them. Maybe at some point I'll re-list them, I honestly don't know.
On the elimination of Comments. Didn't have a problem with the comments per se, only that some comments were not comments at all but Tomes! Maybe I'll turn 'em back on in the future, haven't yet decided. But if Ya wanna rip apart something you've read here, do it on your own site.
I've looked at the Stat Meter's on a lot of sites. I'm amazed that the average time spent viewing per site is something between three and five minutes. I judge it by the piece or blog itself, if it's good, it doesn't matter how long it takes to read the blog. But I'm guessing the 3-5 minute attention span indicates that we all have only so much time to squeeze in all we want to do in 24 hours, less sleep time. As well as time spent reading blogs, we all (well, some of us-Howie Dean says conservatives never did an honest day of work in our lives) need to work, play, eat, and all the other daily things life has us do.
So, when we all hit our favorite blogs, do you really want to spend time reading lengthy, ad nauseam, tome-like comments, or the nuts and bolts of the blogger? I'll pick the blogger every time, even the Leftward bloggers.
©2005
Non Cruise News
The Danes Demand Junk Food Labels. Flabbius Maximus seen nearby, protesting this legislation.
Black Gold, Texas Tea Update: Part 3, "Jed, come quick, the oil is gonna start flowin'." Story below:
Putin Sidelined as Oil Flows West from the Stans
(BUSINESS) 2005.05.26
A new oil pipeline gives Russia the boot and may help the US and Europe cut down their dependence on Middle East oil. And, Germany's left wing Social Democrat Oscar Lafontaine is back with more pipe dreams. Plus, why June bugs are better for you than steak and an update of the ever-crumbling attempt to revamp the nuclear Non-proliferation Treaty.
On Wednesday, the $3.6 billion Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan oil pipeline is scheduled to open with a ceremony in Azerbaijan. We hope it's a big one. The 1,750 km pipeline has been 11 years in the making and does the once unthinkable -- bypasses Russia in linking the rich light crude reserves in Azerbaijan and, later, Kazakhstan and other neighboring countries, with the Turkish port of Ceyhan on the Mediterranean Sea. From there the oil can be exported conveniently to world markets. And all without a single fingerprint from Russian President Vladimir Putin.
The pipeline is owned by a consortium led by energy giant British Petroleum, the biggest foreign investor in Azerbaijan, which holds a 30% stake, and includes the Azerbaijani state company Socar as well as Amerada Hess, ConocoPhillips, Eni, Inpex, Staoil and Unocal.
Source: service.spiegel.de
Cruise News
And roasted no better than Here and Here.
Friday, June 17, 2005
Frontline, Wal-Mart and Bill Clinton
But I caught a rerun of the Frontline hour devoted to Wal-Mart, and the job losses to China. And how Wal-Mart, to get the lowest price it can, encourages its other U.S. vendors and suppliers to set up business in China for the cheap labor. Per the Frontline piece, the average worker makes $100.00 per month - and they're eager and willing to do it. Now, Bill Clinton signed the China trade bill in October of 2000. Now, to be fair, many conservatives and the lefty's were for this, and I'm not saying that overall, extending the trade agreement is or was a bad thing on Clintons part. But the cry from the left about the job loss to China is only partially true. China has lost more jobs than the U.S., and this is from July 2004, basically a year ago. But they are adding service jobs at a rapid pace.
And consider this.
China is rapidly losing manufacturing jobs in the same industries where the U.S. and other major countries have seen jobs disappear, such as textiles. Matthew Spiegelman, Economist at The Conference Board and co-author of the study, notes: The U.S. lost 202,000 textile jobs between 1995 and 2002, a tremendous decline by any measure. But China lost far more jobs in this sector - 1.8 million. All told, 26 of China's 38 major industries registered job losses between 1995 and 2002.
©2005
Turban Durbin
al-Ahole-al-Durbin
I had this idea a couple days ago, but didn't get around to doing it until today. I don't know that anyone else has done something similar - I usually don't read other blogs until I complete updating mine for the day. So, if there's others who did similar, kudos - no stealing or infringement intended.
©2005
Thursday, June 16, 2005
$1,000 A Plate and All I got was This Piece of Bacon
Ah - MrsSatan had a fundraiser. I'm sure it was a festive breakfast! Let's carve this up with a scalpel, boys.
"A thousand-dollar-a-plate fundraising breakfast..."
""I was just honored to meet her," said a teacher. "She was very natural and sincere. She posed with the kids for pictures. I just think she's a very special person."
On speculation she will run for the White House (bolding mine):
"She was in Minnesota, she's heading to Wisconsin, she went to the Seventh Day Adventists religious convention (*) the other day. You've just gotta track it. She's ready. She is running hard for President," said [Tim] Russert.
Just after noon, another fundraiser at the Buffalo Convention Center, courtesy of the Erie County Democratic Committee. Cameras and reporters not allowed.
Why no press? "Y'know, that's just the way we wanted it," says Democratic Chairman Len Lenihan.
"You would have liked us in yourself, I'll bet," says Kellman.
"Y'know what," he responds, "I think we made the right decision in closing it."
Several of those attending told us they didn't know why we were kept out. In any case, if Senator Clinton jumps into the Presidential race officially, she be [sic] followed by lots of reporters and camera people wanting to be whereever she is.
Whaaaaaaaaat? No Press?! Was there some kind of blood sacrifice on an altar, or - something even more devious? And, even though I still catch typos I've made on posts from my archives, (and I correct them), I can't believe the "News 2" team hasn't caught "..she be followed by lots of reporters....".
We can estimate that one third of voters will vote FOR her. And we can presume at least another one third will be adamantly against her. So who's left to court? The last one third. Or those "Undecided" until the last minute, or those who are decided but claim to be undecided.
Why isn't the press asking her any questions about the Ed Klein book? Is that why the press was shut-out? Will the press ask her the hard questions as toughly as they press the questions on Abu Ghraib or Gitmo? Yeah, and Kofi Annan has a used Buick for sale that you really want to think about buying.
©2005
Kofi: Did or Didn't?
The Always Defiant Kofi Annan
Would you even CONSIDER buying a car from this guy?
This guy needs to resign so - as my friends on the Left say, "so we can move beyond this oil-for-food quagmire and let the U.N. do the important things it needs to do." (Yeah, like promote internal pederasty - did I just type that, sh*t I guess I did.)
©2005
It's A Long Way To The White House (If You're MrsSatan)
It's A Long Way To The White House (If You're MrsSatan)
"I rode into the Senate
Like a native of New York
Makin' all the right moves
Amid the voting dorks
Shaking hands
Acting nice
Smiling always
Courting straight and gay
Watching what to say
Politicking all the time
I tell you it's all on someone else's dime."
Chorus:
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"If you think it's easy making the pretend
Sometimes you find yourself at the bitter end."
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"Hotel, motel
Always on the road
Greeting the 'little people'
It's quite a heavy load
Shaking hands
Oh the germs
But the PAC money
From all the Firms
I don't know how to spend it all
Maybe I'll hide some
Inside a hollow wall."
Chorus:
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"It's a tough way to go through life
Being known as Bill's wife."
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way, such a long way, such a long way...(repeat)
(Bagpipe solo)
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
A long way, such a long way
Such a long way
(Fades out)
©2005
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Schiavo Autopsy Concluded
"...what caused her collapse 15 years ago remained a mystery. The autopsy and post-mortem investigation found no proof that she had an eating disorder..."
The biggest lesson we can learn from Terri Schiavo is to make our life and death wishes known and have them recorded legally, before possibly ending up in the same situation as did she.
©2005
Labels: Terri Schiavo
Without Cheney
Intro
DICK CHENEY/NAME NO GIMMICKS...
Refrain 1
VP DICK IS AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (Repeat Refrain 1)
Refrain 2
WHO SHOULD RUN, IN '08? SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK...
Verse 1
I'VE CREATED THIS VISION CUZ NOBODY WANTS TERRORISM NO MO'/ THEY WANT PROTECTION, I'M DICK CHENEY / IF YOU WANT SAFETY YOU SEE, THEN VOTE FOR ME/ NO NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS WILL BY DONE BY ME/ I'LL DO MY DAMNED BEST AND KEEP THEM AT BAY AND AWAY FROM OUR SHORES AND OUR DOORS AND ROCK THEIR WORLD IF THEY F*CK WIT OUR CORPS/ BRINGING THE WAR ON TERROR TO THEIR TERRI-TORY/ CUZ I'M VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY. I KNOW I GOT A JOB TO DO, AND THE HEARTS JUST FINE SO YES I PINE, FOR THE WHITE HOUSE IN '08/ ELECTING ME WILL BE JUST GREAT/ I DO WHAT I DO SO COME ON, GET GRAVITAS BUM ON YOUR LIPS F*UCK ADAM CLYMER A BIG TIME MAJOR LIAR AND A**HOLE/ YO ALL CAN'T SHUT ME DOWN I'M DICK CHENEY/ SO GET READY CUZ THIS SH*TS ABOUT TO GET CONSIDERABLE/ I SOLD MY HALLIBURTON STOCK SO GO F*CK YOURSELVES LIBERALS
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BIG BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
Verse 2
WHINEY LIBERALS GRASPING AT STRAWS/ KNOWING THEIR PARTY IS FULL OF FLAWS THEY START FEELIN' SO LONELY TILL SOMEONE LIKE HOWIE DEAN COMES ALONG AND SCREAMS "YYYYEEEEEAAAHH!"/ A PARODY YOU SEE, HOWARD'S NOT SCARY JUST VERY WARY - HE'S HILARIOUS - CUZ HE JEALOUS OF US/ LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WILL BE WITH ME/ '08 PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WONT TAKE ANY SH*T FROM PHONY DIGNITARIES/ IT'S A DISASTER SUCH A PHONY TIRADE WHAT THE LIBERALS DID FOR SO MANY DECADES/ WELL I'M HERE LIKE A NEEDLE IN YOUR SIDE / GIVEN LIB'S THE RIDE OUT OF D.C. THE CENTER OF POLITICS/ I'M CONTROVERSIAL BUT I'M RIGHT AND I BACK UP MY WORDS WITH MIGHT/ PROVOKING THE LEFT YOU SEE CUZ I'M VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BIG BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
Verse 3
FILIBUSTER, HEY BUSTER YOU BROKE/ YOUR WORD AND THAT'S NO JOKE/ NOT SURPRISING, YOU LIB'S FULL OF HOT AIR/ CAN'T TRUST YA, RATHER BUST YA - FORCE, TELL YA TA "F*CK OFF" LIKE A GNAT ON THE GOLF COURSE/ IRRITATING, EXASPERATING, TILL YOU SLAP THE MOTHER DEAD RIGHT IN THE HEAD/ RIGHT NOW, FOR A TIE IN THE SENATE YOU KNOW HOW I'LL END IT/ WITH A VOTE, YA TO THE RIGHT AND HAVE THE LIBERALS IN EMBARRASSING LIGHT/ THIS SH*T IT SEEMS FROM THE PRESS WILL SIDE WITH LEFTY SCHEMES AND LEFTY MAGAZINES/ I'VE THE EXPERIENCE FOR POLICY WHILE THE LEFT SELLIN' YO' FALLACY/ I AM THE WORST THING SINCE BOB NEWHART TO USE DRY HUMOR AS MY POLITICAL ART (hey!) HERE'S A CONCEPT THAT WORKS/ GETTING RID OF ALL THE LIBERAL JERKS/ 20 MILLION OTHER PEOPLE THEY MUST SURELY SEE THE LEFT IS NOTHING BUT HYPOCRISY/ BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY CANDIDATES YOU MAY SEE, IF YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT IN '08 VOTE FOR DICK CHENEY.
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "Kids"...
©2005
The Right Wing Art Gallery Continues!
This week, our canvas is in the era of the great Alberto Vargas and his series of Vargas Girls. Vargas spanned a long career and hit a new audience base with his cover for the Cars 1979 album 'Candy-O'.
With that in mind...
Our fourth Object D' Art is below and is titled...
VARGAS GWHORE
Inventor of the Internet and the world's "oldest Profession"?
Concept by S.T. Miller
©2005
Monday, June 13, 2005
Jackson Verdict HERE
SANTA MARIA, Calif. (AP) - Michael Jackson has been found not guilty on all 10 counts in his child molestation trial.
The Report Cards
John Kerry received four D's. George W. Bush received one D. Four D's is worse than one D. Similar to golf, in this case, the lower the number of D's received is better. In this case, that would be Bush.
John Kerry had a cumulative average of 76. George W. Bush had a cumulative average of 77. See, 77 is a larger number than 76; yes, it is larger only by one, but it is the bigger and larger of the two. In this case, unlike golf, the lower score, Kerry's, would be the losing score.
Does this clear up the mystique of "Mr. John Intellectual and 'I have a plan'" Kerry? No, of course it doesn't - but you need to know your accusations that 'Bush is dumb' is invalid, and that Kerry, while no dunce, is no savant.
©2005
Labels: Report Cards
The Governator
The governor wants voters to consider ballot measures that would impose a cap on state spending, redraw legislative districts and increase the time it takes teachers to gain tenure. Perhaps even more important to rival Democrats, however, is an initiative promoted by Schwarzenegger supporters that would restrict the use of union dues for political purposes. If approved, it would dry up a key source of campaign money for Democrats.
The governor is expected to call for the election during a televised announcement from his Capitol office at 5:01 p.m. He is forging ahead despite a recent poll that shows a majority of voters are opposed to a special election, estimated to cost anywhere from $45 million to $80 million.
Schwarzenegger has described the looming campaign as "the great battle." He argues that the issues he is bringing to the voters are critical to fixing the state's ongoing budget problems and breaking the grip that public employee unions hold on the Capitol.
"This is a referendum on the future of California," said Rusty Hammer, president of the Los Angeles Area Chamber of Commerce. "Are we going to fundamentally reform the state? That's the issue.
Sunday, June 12, 2005
The Hatchlings: Political Privilege
Of course, this Political Privilege Comedy of Errors wouldn't be complete without Minnesota Attorney General Mike Hatch donning his crusader cape and flying to Chicago to help his sweet, innocent Polly Purebread-like daughters.
But according to Nick Coleman, Pinhead Emeritus "writer" for the Minneapolis Star Tribune (the bolding is mine):
Lesson No. 1: A wise father teaches a daughter to avoid any bar where it is "Panty Night."
The Hatch-ettes are young women who admit to swearing like stevedores. After they were tossed out of an establishment delightfully called the Crobar, they got into a tussle with cops and bouncers (one was known as "Tattooed Tony") and blistered the paint off nearby light poles with their cursing.
I admire this in a young woman. It speaks well of her self-confidence and upbringing. My daughter, who is the same age as Elizabeth Hatch, had her school bus privileges suspended because of foul language. She was only in kindergarten, and she merely called her driver "Mr. Baloney Face." But it was a promising start. I keep her framed suspension notice on my wall.
You know, Hatchlings, you're not Paris and Nikki Hilton - not by a long, long shot. It's hard for you to identify with regular real life and how society, in general, is supposed to behave. It is not normal to kick out the windshield of any car, (unless you're riding with Ted Kennedy), let alone a police car. It seems you Can't Understand Normal Things, like basic requests from bar bouncers or police officers to behave yourselves. I guess you feel entitled to that type of behavior. Any apologies from the Hatchlings? Not that I could find. Continued patterns of this behavior, in the years to come can only include some future, and well deserved beeatch slapping.
Mazel Tov!
©2005
The Night Before Pill
Pharmacists are electing to use their Rights of Conscience, and damnit - I agree - they have every right to do just that.
Rights of Conscience allows for medical practitioners to refuse to participate in a procedure if they have moral, religious, or other beliefs regarding the procedure at hand. In other words, the state cannot force a doctor to participate in the execution of a felon, or force a doctor to perform an abortion. And these Rights extend to pharmacists as well.
So, "Planned Abortionhood" has their speculums all in a bundle over this.
"[Karen Romano was] absolutely mortified that this man [pharmacist] was trying to delve into my most intimate and painful affairs to impose his own moral agenda".
Not quite, Ms. Romano. First of all, neither Merriam-Websters' mortify, nor Dictionary.com mortified entitle you to anything from that drugstore. Your pride was hurt or wounded, too bad, so sad - join the club. Second, there's no legal right to sue or demand anything just because your pride was hurt.
HEY - here's a much simpler, less costly alternative. Why don't you LADIES get your prescription BEFORE you plan to flatback?
And here's another novel, yet ultra-complex idea: If you find that your normal, neighborhood drugstore won't fill your prescription for the Morning After pill...go home, find a Yellow Pages book, open it to PHARMACIES or DRUG STORES, and call them and find out which ones WILL FILL the prescription. Yeah, I know that's a huge mental task that may be just too complex for some women, but really, the government has enough to do without having to get into even more regulations of what you choose to do with your...reproductive rights.
©2005
Amnesty International USA Chief William Schulz
And to be fair, a couple other viewers wrote that they felt Chris Wallace handled the interview well. You did Chris, you held his feet to the fire and he couldn't take it. Good job, as always.
©2005
Friday, June 10, 2005
Shoot The Damned Bears
Now, I want it said I respect wildlife. I grew up in a family of hunters who hunted for prey that was ultimately consumed; deer, pheasant, etc. We never killed for trophy.
So, there is story after story of the bear invasion..
And then, of course, comes the Don't Squeeze the Charm....I mean, the Don't Shoot The Bears Crowd.
"They" enjoy the opportunity to witness wildlife in their back yard. Yeah, until a roaming bear gallops towards you and considers your dog or child an entree before you can possibly manage to turn around and escape. Sorry, idiot, you're not going to outrun the bear.
You want to see a bear, we have zoos. You want to see one in its own environment, smear yourself with peanut butter, toss some raw hamburger in your pockets, and head for the woods and wait. Don't arm yourself with a gun for protection. No, you don't WANT TO HURT the bear, just look at it. And from the perspective of the bear, he may see you, turn tail and run. Or, you could become his main course. And I'm with the bear on that one. He's thinning the human herd for the rest of us. Good for him!
©2005
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chiden...Ch-Ch-Ch-Chiden
But...Senator Joe Ch-Ch-Ch-Chiden, what is up with the hair plugs? It appears they have been grafted in the front, forehead area, and you let them grow out and straight back to the crown.
Hair graft transplants come from donor hair, which is the hair on the back of your head. This hair almost never becomes dormant. Maybe Joe doesn't have that much hair in the donor area.
Joe, my question is, where are they getting the donor hair they're planting in front? Arm pit hair? And I don't venture any further south of there from where they may be getting the donor hairs.
Joe Ch-Ch-Ch-Chiden, The Newest Chia Pet Member
©2005
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Supermarkets, Hospitals and al-Qaida
Does this surprise you? I don't think it surprises anybody who knows terrorism is a very real threat. I shudder to think what our response and defense would be with a president such as John Kerry. Or Al Gore. Or Howard Dean. Or MrsSatan.
In our wildest, most imaginative nightmare, I don't think most Americans would have, or could have believed that four airplanes were hi-jacked. And two of them flown into, and demolishing, two of the worlds most renowned architectural structures, and killing thousands.
And now, along with fears in the past of sporting events such as the Super Bowl, and other venues that attract large crowds, such as the Mall of America, are all places of potential acts of terror.
What's the answer? I don't know that there is one sole answer. It's a combination of responses and defenses. Depending on your definition of a terroristic profile, I don't see how the U.S. can't NOT strongly take a pro-terroristic profile, much like they do in Israel. If you look like a potential terrorist, you will be detained and questioned, period. If it turns out the authorities made a mistake, sorry about that, you're free to go on your way. And somehow the hardcore Left finds this a violation of civil liberties? Ask the survivors and their families of the Twin Towers about civil liberties. If half of the homicidal-suicidal-terrorists had been detained on September 11, 2001, things may only have been half as tragic as what happened.
You're robbed at gunpoint, and, lucky for you, all you lose is your wallet and your credit cards. When you're asked to give a physical description of the suspect, and you say "he was a white guy, about five feet tall, chubby, wore a baseball cap and had a brown beard," that description weeds out six foot tall slender suspects, black, Asian and Hispanic men, and women.
If you look like someone who fits a profile that has been determined by data and statistics based on what descriptions fit other known terrorists, sorry, that's not profiling in the sense the civil libertarians are getting their panties in a bundle.
Is it going to take another Twin Tower act , or the Pentagon or Pennsylvania to get some uber-Liberals to wake up to this? Unfortunately it seems that way.
©2005
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