Thursday, June 16, 2005
It's A Long Way To The White House (If You're MrsSatan)
(With apologies to AC/DC's "It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)"
It's A Long Way To The White House (If You're MrsSatan)
"I rode into the Senate
Like a native of New York
Makin' all the right moves
Amid the voting dorks
Shaking hands
Acting nice
Smiling always
Courting straight and gay
Watching what to say
Politicking all the time
I tell you it's all on someone else's dime."
Chorus:
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"If you think it's easy making the pretend
Sometimes you find yourself at the bitter end."
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"Hotel, motel
Always on the road
Greeting the 'little people'
It's quite a heavy load
Shaking hands
Oh the germs
But the PAC money
From all the Firms
I don't know how to spend it all
Maybe I'll hide some
Inside a hollow wall."
Chorus:
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"It's a tough way to go through life
Being known as Bill's wife."
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way, such a long way, such a long way...(repeat)
(Bagpipe solo)
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
A long way, such a long way
Such a long way
(Fades out)
©2005
It's A Long Way To The White House (If You're MrsSatan)
"I rode into the Senate
Like a native of New York
Makin' all the right moves
Amid the voting dorks
Shaking hands
Acting nice
Smiling always
Courting straight and gay
Watching what to say
Politicking all the time
I tell you it's all on someone else's dime."
Chorus:
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"If you think it's easy making the pretend
Sometimes you find yourself at the bitter end."
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"Hotel, motel
Always on the road
Greeting the 'little people'
It's quite a heavy load
Shaking hands
Oh the germs
But the PAC money
From all the Firms
I don't know how to spend it all
Maybe I'll hide some
Inside a hollow wall."
Chorus:
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
"It's a tough way to go through life
Being known as Bill's wife."
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
It's a long way, such a long way, such a long way...(repeat)
(Bagpipe solo)
It's a long way to the White House if you're MrsSatan.
A long way, such a long way
Such a long way
(Fades out)
©2005
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