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Sunday, June 19, 2005

Blogger's Disappearance Boggles Other Bloggers

The mysterious and sudden disappearance of a Blogger has the blogger world abuzz. Blogger author of both the New Eagle and Brian's Photos sites, Brian Blazevic, was officially reported as missing, late Saturday, June 18, 2005. His blog sites, which are mysteriously blank, leave no clue to his whereabouts, or to what may have happened to him. Police have not ruled out foul play.

"He was due to fly back to the states early on Saturday, June 18, but he did not get on that flight. This much we know", said his publicist and manager, Jim McJim, of the Los Angeles firm Blogger Agency, a public relations and management firm hired five months ago by Blazevic. "He had traveled to Thailand months ago and was updating his blog's from there," said McJim. "My last contact from him was last Wednesday, when he telephoned letting me know he was marrying seven 'legal aged Thai girls', is what he told me," added McJim.

The blog world is full of speculation and conspiracy theories as to what may have happened to Blazevic, a world renowned, non-recovering alcoholic, who, despite days and weeks of drunken binges still managed to always maintain well written, intelligent, thought-provoking and coherent blogs. "He has a pending several-hundred dollar deal for a book advance, as well as a tens-of-dollars offer from Paramount for 'New Eagle: The Movie,'" said McJim. "We are all pretty anxious to hear from him."

His estranged and ex-wife of five years, Mitzi Mygosh offered no sympathy for him, when told of his disappearance. "The man is only concerned about his liquor, nothing else. I don't know that in our five years of marriage I ever saw him sober - not even once," she said. And, according to Mygosh, he was a mean drunk, "He would beat me like a cheap, trailer park whore - not that I minded the attention," she said.

Thai witnesses report seeing an intoxicated man, believed to be Blazevic, and his harem of Thai girls, at the beach near the port city of Bangmeamericano, but this has not been confirmed. Other speculation is that Blazevic was working undercover for a CIA operation in Asia, and that his blog identity was his cover.

Other conspiracies abound on the web, the most oft-cited being that Blazevic was actually working for the government at the secretive Area 51, also called Groom Lake, in Nevada. The government has not admitted or denied this allegation.

"I think he'll be back, but I can't say when," offers McJim. "I told him during the Wednesday phone call that the Paramount deal wouldn't be on the table forever, so I hope that motivates him to sober up and get back here."

Others aren't so optimistic. Colobra Answeesherishspoon, a Thai bar owner said he remembered someone who definitely resembled Blazevic in his bar late Saturday night. "He was with all these maidens. He was drinking heavily, but he also had an entourage that kept for him various toads and lizards, and he would frequently lick the back of these reptiles and get some sort of high from it. The waitress said his eyes were indeed very dilated."

Whatever the fate of this renowned blogger and world-class-raging-alcoholic, the MrsSatan site hopes he returns safely in the near future to blog again. Or, that his fate at least be known and the truth be made public. Personally, I don't think he's any 'Runaway Groom', but who knows? The Truth Is Out There!

Godspeed fellow blogger, Godspeed.

Contributing to this Story:
Rico Suave, San Diego Bureau
Holly Cha-Cha, Los Angeles Bureau
Rick Shaw, Thailand Bureau
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