Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Without Cheney
(With apologies to Eminem and "Without Me")
Intro
DICK CHENEY/NAME NO GIMMICKS...
Refrain 1
VP DICK IS AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (Repeat Refrain 1)
Refrain 2
WHO SHOULD RUN, IN '08? SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK...
Verse 1
I'VE CREATED THIS VISION CUZ NOBODY WANTS TERRORISM NO MO'/ THEY WANT PROTECTION, I'M DICK CHENEY / IF YOU WANT SAFETY YOU SEE, THEN VOTE FOR ME/ NO NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS WILL BY DONE BY ME/ I'LL DO MY DAMNED BEST AND KEEP THEM AT BAY AND AWAY FROM OUR SHORES AND OUR DOORS AND ROCK THEIR WORLD IF THEY F*CK WIT OUR CORPS/ BRINGING THE WAR ON TERROR TO THEIR TERRI-TORY/ CUZ I'M VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY. I KNOW I GOT A JOB TO DO, AND THE HEARTS JUST FINE SO YES I PINE, FOR THE WHITE HOUSE IN '08/ ELECTING ME WILL BE JUST GREAT/ I DO WHAT I DO SO COME ON, GET GRAVITAS BUM ON YOUR LIPS F*UCK ADAM CLYMER A BIG TIME MAJOR LIAR AND A**HOLE/ YO ALL CAN'T SHUT ME DOWN I'M DICK CHENEY/ SO GET READY CUZ THIS SH*TS ABOUT TO GET CONSIDERABLE/ I SOLD MY HALLIBURTON STOCK SO GO F*CK YOURSELVES LIBERALS
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BIG BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
Verse 2
WHINEY LIBERALS GRASPING AT STRAWS/ KNOWING THEIR PARTY IS FULL OF FLAWS THEY START FEELIN' SO LONELY TILL SOMEONE LIKE HOWIE DEAN COMES ALONG AND SCREAMS "YYYYEEEEEAAAHH!"/ A PARODY YOU SEE, HOWARD'S NOT SCARY JUST VERY WARY - HE'S HILARIOUS - CUZ HE JEALOUS OF US/ LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WILL BE WITH ME/ '08 PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WONT TAKE ANY SH*T FROM PHONY DIGNITARIES/ IT'S A DISASTER SUCH A PHONY TIRADE WHAT THE LIBERALS DID FOR SO MANY DECADES/ WELL I'M HERE LIKE A NEEDLE IN YOUR SIDE / GIVEN LIB'S THE RIDE OUT OF D.C. THE CENTER OF POLITICS/ I'M CONTROVERSIAL BUT I'M RIGHT AND I BACK UP MY WORDS WITH MIGHT/ PROVOKING THE LEFT YOU SEE CUZ I'M VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BIG BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
Verse 3
FILIBUSTER, HEY BUSTER YOU BROKE/ YOUR WORD AND THAT'S NO JOKE/ NOT SURPRISING, YOU LIB'S FULL OF HOT AIR/ CAN'T TRUST YA, RATHER BUST YA - FORCE, TELL YA TA "F*CK OFF" LIKE A GNAT ON THE GOLF COURSE/ IRRITATING, EXASPERATING, TILL YOU SLAP THE MOTHER DEAD RIGHT IN THE HEAD/ RIGHT NOW, FOR A TIE IN THE SENATE YOU KNOW HOW I'LL END IT/ WITH A VOTE, YA TO THE RIGHT AND HAVE THE LIBERALS IN EMBARRASSING LIGHT/ THIS SH*T IT SEEMS FROM THE PRESS WILL SIDE WITH LEFTY SCHEMES AND LEFTY MAGAZINES/ I'VE THE EXPERIENCE FOR POLICY WHILE THE LEFT SELLIN' YO' FALLACY/ I AM THE WORST THING SINCE BOB NEWHART TO USE DRY HUMOR AS MY POLITICAL ART (hey!) HERE'S A CONCEPT THAT WORKS/ GETTING RID OF ALL THE LIBERAL JERKS/ 20 MILLION OTHER PEOPLE THEY MUST SURELY SEE THE LEFT IS NOTHING BUT HYPOCRISY/ BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY CANDIDATES YOU MAY SEE, IF YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT IN '08 VOTE FOR DICK CHENEY.
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "Kids"...
©2005
Intro
DICK CHENEY/NAME NO GIMMICKS...
Refrain 1
VP DICK IS AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (Repeat Refrain 1)
Refrain 2
WHO SHOULD RUN, IN '08? SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK, SHOULD BE DICK...
Verse 1
I'VE CREATED THIS VISION CUZ NOBODY WANTS TERRORISM NO MO'/ THEY WANT PROTECTION, I'M DICK CHENEY / IF YOU WANT SAFETY YOU SEE, THEN VOTE FOR ME/ NO NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS WILL BY DONE BY ME/ I'LL DO MY DAMNED BEST AND KEEP THEM AT BAY AND AWAY FROM OUR SHORES AND OUR DOORS AND ROCK THEIR WORLD IF THEY F*CK WIT OUR CORPS/ BRINGING THE WAR ON TERROR TO THEIR TERRI-TORY/ CUZ I'M VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY. I KNOW I GOT A JOB TO DO, AND THE HEARTS JUST FINE SO YES I PINE, FOR THE WHITE HOUSE IN '08/ ELECTING ME WILL BE JUST GREAT/ I DO WHAT I DO SO COME ON, GET GRAVITAS BUM ON YOUR LIPS F*UCK ADAM CLYMER A BIG TIME MAJOR LIAR AND A**HOLE/ YO ALL CAN'T SHUT ME DOWN I'M DICK CHENEY/ SO GET READY CUZ THIS SH*TS ABOUT TO GET CONSIDERABLE/ I SOLD MY HALLIBURTON STOCK SO GO F*CK YOURSELVES LIBERALS
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BIG BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
Verse 2
WHINEY LIBERALS GRASPING AT STRAWS/ KNOWING THEIR PARTY IS FULL OF FLAWS THEY START FEELIN' SO LONELY TILL SOMEONE LIKE HOWIE DEAN COMES ALONG AND SCREAMS "YYYYEEEEEAAAHH!"/ A PARODY YOU SEE, HOWARD'S NOT SCARY JUST VERY WARY - HE'S HILARIOUS - CUZ HE JEALOUS OF US/ LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WILL BE WITH ME/ '08 PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WONT TAKE ANY SH*T FROM PHONY DIGNITARIES/ IT'S A DISASTER SUCH A PHONY TIRADE WHAT THE LIBERALS DID FOR SO MANY DECADES/ WELL I'M HERE LIKE A NEEDLE IN YOUR SIDE / GIVEN LIB'S THE RIDE OUT OF D.C. THE CENTER OF POLITICS/ I'M CONTROVERSIAL BUT I'M RIGHT AND I BACK UP MY WORDS WITH MIGHT/ PROVOKING THE LEFT YOU SEE CUZ I'M VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BIG BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
Verse 3
FILIBUSTER, HEY BUSTER YOU BROKE/ YOUR WORD AND THAT'S NO JOKE/ NOT SURPRISING, YOU LIB'S FULL OF HOT AIR/ CAN'T TRUST YA, RATHER BUST YA - FORCE, TELL YA TA "F*CK OFF" LIKE A GNAT ON THE GOLF COURSE/ IRRITATING, EXASPERATING, TILL YOU SLAP THE MOTHER DEAD RIGHT IN THE HEAD/ RIGHT NOW, FOR A TIE IN THE SENATE YOU KNOW HOW I'LL END IT/ WITH A VOTE, YA TO THE RIGHT AND HAVE THE LIBERALS IN EMBARRASSING LIGHT/ THIS SH*T IT SEEMS FROM THE PRESS WILL SIDE WITH LEFTY SCHEMES AND LEFTY MAGAZINES/ I'VE THE EXPERIENCE FOR POLICY WHILE THE LEFT SELLIN' YO' FALLACY/ I AM THE WORST THING SINCE BOB NEWHART TO USE DRY HUMOR AS MY POLITICAL ART (hey!) HERE'S A CONCEPT THAT WORKS/ GETTING RID OF ALL THE LIBERAL JERKS/ 20 MILLION OTHER PEOPLE THEY MUST SURELY SEE THE LEFT IS NOTHING BUT HYPOCRISY/ BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY CANDIDATES YOU MAY SEE, IF YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT IN '08 VOTE FOR DICK CHENEY.
Chorus X2
NOW '08 LOOKS LIKE THE YEAR FOR ME SO EVERYBODY JUST FOLLOW ME/ CUZ THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A LEADER WITH BALLS LIKE ME, SO VOTE FOR ME, DICK CHENEY
(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "Kids"...
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