Wednesday, June 22, 2005
I Rant Because I Can
I am at the point where I can no longer tolerate the following public behavior:
Screaming, whining, crying kids whose parents are totally and completely oblivious to their behavior. I know you are used to hearing it as you must hear it 24/7 - but the rest of us don't want to hear it. Okay, maybe some of you do, but I don't want to hear it. Shut the little ****ers up or I will, and you won't approve of how I shut them up. Can we say all say 'Duct Tape'.
Humming. WTF people, do you think others really want to hear you humming some asinine song that's stuck in your mind. Ditto the brainless individuals who have to sing along with whatever song is being piped in to the coffee shop, cafe, store, mall, et al. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU HUM OR SING.
Ladies, why does it take you so long to place an order at a coffee shop of cafe? How much thought do you have to put into it? Don't you have some idea what you want when you get there? "Full roast, Lite, or Decaf"? Yeah, that requires so much thought. There are just too many multiple possibilities and choices out there for the penis-less crowd.
Sandals: Good God, I am convinced that everybody has ugly feet. Sandals should be outlawed. Guys, gals - you're feet are grotesque and disgusting. Keep your %&#damned feet in socks.
©2005
Screaming, whining, crying kids whose parents are totally and completely oblivious to their behavior. I know you are used to hearing it as you must hear it 24/7 - but the rest of us don't want to hear it. Okay, maybe some of you do, but I don't want to hear it. Shut the little ****ers up or I will, and you won't approve of how I shut them up. Can we say all say 'Duct Tape'.
Humming. WTF people, do you think others really want to hear you humming some asinine song that's stuck in your mind. Ditto the brainless individuals who have to sing along with whatever song is being piped in to the coffee shop, cafe, store, mall, et al. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU HUM OR SING.
Ladies, why does it take you so long to place an order at a coffee shop of cafe? How much thought do you have to put into it? Don't you have some idea what you want when you get there? "Full roast, Lite, or Decaf"? Yeah, that requires so much thought. There are just too many multiple possibilities and choices out there for the penis-less crowd.
Sandals: Good God, I am convinced that everybody has ugly feet. Sandals should be outlawed. Guys, gals - you're feet are grotesque and disgusting. Keep your %&#damned feet in socks.
©2005
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