Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Send In The Clowns Trolls!
One can never take the comments of Liberals too seriously. They have an amazing and copious lack of facts, history and knowledge. They make up for lacking these qualities by a steadfast mentality of "what they believe is true", even when their beliefs are easily proven wrong.
With their extra-large Tin Foil Hats in place, they pretend to have insight and knowledge in subjects of which they are clueless. Religion ranks highly in their complete lack of knowledge. However, "Bush is wrong" and "Republicans are evil and/or corrupt and/or fascists" ranks as their number one shrill and unfounded complaint.
They do not apply the standard they set for others to themselves.
No, it is the rare Liberal indeed, that one can engage in an intelligent discussion or have a rational exchange of ideas.
But we have to be thankful for these Liberals and the endless hours of entertainment they provide. They make us laugh, they prove their ignorance time and time again and they are a gift that keeps on giving when it comes to making the rest of us feel superior and contributing to our healthy self-esteem.
With the above said, I have the following comments to say about those special little, closed-minded individuals at "ThinkRegress":
Worfeus - I bet you were a D or D-minus student provided of course, that you're not still in high school, or maybe grade school? You were held back a grade, more than once, weren't you?
Worfeus - Comment # 81: "pharisical" isn't a word. I could tell you how to spell it correctly, but why correct your ignorance. You should remain ignorant. That way people can't possibly take your writing and opinions too seriously.
"Comprable" isn't a word either, Worfeus, unless you are using some secret and arcane language that is unknown to the rest of the world.
Your atrocious spelling diminishes your feeble attempts at making a point, making your comments laughable and ones that are easily discarded - uh, discarded means to throw away, as in to throw away garbage. You live in the basement of your mom and dad's house - or above their garage - surrounded by "Star Trek" memorabilia, don't you?
Worfeus - comment # 136, says "And as for my spelling, sorry I don't use a spell checker."
As I responded in a follow up comment to you, you don't need a spell checker, just a rudimentary and basic grasp of elemental education in grammar and spelling. But like I wrote above, your report card was probably chock full of D's or D-minuses. How many times were you required to attend Summer School? Will you be attending this summer as well?
Clif - comment # 123 - "That raid (WACO) was initially planned during the Bush 43 watch and the raid occured [sic] On [sic] February 28, 1993, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) raided Mount Carmel, resulting in the deaths of four agents and six Davidians. Janet Reno took office March 11, 1993, thus the situation was already out of control BEFORE she got there."
You are so historically wrong it's sad. Buy a history book. Start with a children's history book - maybe one only with pictures and later work your way up to one for adults, you know, the kind of book with words.
You are right in that Mr. Reno was not confirmed until 3/11/93 (hey Clif, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then!), but it certainly isn't beyond reason that she was involved in what went down in Waco prior to her confirmation. BESIDES THE FACT THAT WACO DIDN'T COME TO ITS TRAGIC END UNTIL 4/19/03, AFTER A FIFTY-ONE DAY STAND OFF.
Clif - same comment # as above: "That raid (WACO) was initially planned during the Bush 43 [presidency]." Clif, not only do you suck at spelling (see comment #140 immediately below this one) but you fail with numbers as well.
Really..."Bush 43" was responsible for the Branch Davidian/WACO slaughter?
In order for Bush 43 to have planned the Branch Davidian fiasco, "W" would have to travel back in time to 1993. Bush 43 was working with the Clinton Administration then? You're a regular mental midget, aren't you Clif?
Clif - comment #140: "yopurs", "initialk", "equiped", "warrEnt"?, "Accwept"?
Clif, are those actual words? What language is that - do tell. You were held back a grade or two in school too, right? Are you Worfeus' roommate, living in "Star Trek" fantasy land?
Clif, same comment # 140: "[you] just had to make a [']Clinton did it too['] comment". Yeah, it was incumbent (big word for you, I know, ask your Mommy what it means) of me to mention Clinton. For the U.S. will be paying for decades having to undo the misdeeds of his excreable two terms.
btruthful: you have to be a woman with a cutesy little "handle" like "btruthful", right? Raging irrational emotion and "feelings" permeate every one of your comments. What's it like to have estrogen-driven rhetoric replace any semblance of factual reasoning? Do you have any original thoughts or just parrot the other Liberal commentors? btruthful wanna cracker, Bwwwwwaaaacccck!
While the Left takes nothing said by Bush, Cheney or any other republican or conservative at face value, they stampede to a conclusion in never questioning or doubting anything said by John Murtha, Harry Reid, John Kerry, Al Gore - you know the "name drill" by now.
While the Left automatically labels anyone disagreeing with them as a Ditto Head, a Hannity Head or a Coulter Clone, they fail to recognize and admit that the sources of their rhetoric is from the likes Randi Rhodes, Al O'FrankenFailure and the decrepit rotting corpse known as Mike Malloy.
The difference, and I can speak for myself and others that I know, is that if we hear something from Rush, Hannity, Coulter or Savage - we search out other information sources on the topic or issue before putting it to print or jumping to the conclusion that it must be true.
Liberals, on the other hand, take what they hear from their propaganda leaders as the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, without putting in any time to research it.
Want examples? Here's a few:
* "Rove will be indicted for perjury within 24 hours," the famous, and thus far inaccurate prediction by Jason Leopold. Well, it's been almost three weeks. And you liberal bloggers ran with his story without any factual basis backing it up, didn't you? My, you must be proud of how accurate and solid your information source is. Have you posted an "I Was Wrong" piece yet? I'd imagine not.
* How about hanging Tom DeLay out to dry before he even had a chance to appear in court? And what about the fact that now, many of the charges against him have been dropped? Any retraction by you liberal bloggers on those dropped charges? I'd imagine not.
* How about that prediction by Liberal Icon Bill Press that "within six months, the Newsweek-Koran story will be proven to be true,"? Well, it didn't prove accurate within his own stated timeframe and today, six months later, it still doesn't hold true, does it?
* What about John Kerry saying he will fully release and disclose all of his military records? Has he done that yet or is he waiting for his presidential run in 2008 to do so?
What you're doing with Haditha is rushing to judgment, for nothing more than political reasons, before the facts are known and an investigation is completed. Today's top of the hour news (about an hour ago) stated there hasn't been any first-hand witnesses of what happened in Haditha. Maybe that's true and maybe it isn't. But the Liberace Liberal Crowd can't even extend the benefit of doubt to the military.
Damn it's funny, because this is the same crowd that preaches to others to "wait until all the facts are in", "wait until all the information is known", "wait until the investigation is complete". Yeah, but not when it comes to anyone, any organization or situation that you prefer to use as a desperate attempt to regain a political foothold. You're pathetic.
There's a saying among people who go through any type of treatment for chemical addiction. It goes, "if you throw enough sh*t against the wall, some of it will eventually stick."
The problem with Liberals is that they just keep throwing and throwing and throwing, yet nothing sticks. And when they see that it's not sticking, they throw more and more in vain, desperately hoping that some will stick. But it never does. They're afraid to go back and say, "sorry, it didn't stick". Instead, they just move forward (backward?) and throw some more.
And this is why the majority of you Liberals out there are nothing but a laughing stock, an endless source of material for those of us who easily poke holes in your inaccurate knowledge of history, your flawed, bogus and deceitful "facts" and your insincere attempts in blaming anything that goes wrong on your political opposition.
Send In The
©2006
Labels: Ratty Rhodes
Over 70 Americans Killed By Government
Over twenty of them were children.
Most of them were unarmed and defenseless.
They were killed "in cold blood" by their own government on their own land, here, in the United States.
Where was John Murtha then?
Where was his outrage?
Why, he's not even on record as registering any outrage at what happened to the Branch Davidians in Waco Texas.
The Grandstanding John Murtha
* With the facts far from all being "in", John Murtha anoints himself Judge and Jury of Haditha incident.
* Murtha says he "KNOWS there is a [Haditha] cover-up."
* Senator John Warner tells Murtha to back off.
Additional Reading and Information Sources on Waco/Branch Davidians:
CNN: FBI wanted clearance to shoot unarmed Branch Davidians
The Waco Massacre
Waco Report DOES NOT ABSOLVE Government
Waco Raid and Siege
©2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Television Programs Aren't Loud Enough!
Therefore, and the following is copyrighted so if any TV or cable network steals my mindblowingly fantastic idea, I'll be pursuing you with a lawsuit for Big Dolla's:
There needs to be a one hour program, preferably aired every night, that consists of nothing but wild and loud screaming by its audience. The audience should whistle constantly and, in a throwback or homage to the Arsenio Hall audience, the audience should offer repeated hoo-hoo-hoo chants.
The audience should also applaud wildly, for no reason other than to make noise.
Add: Deep, baritone screams from the men, and high-pitched "I can't believe I'm seeing the Beatles"-like screams from the ladies.
The noise fest should never drop below 150 decibels.
Stay Tuned For The Screaming Show:
Fade In:
Announcer: "Welcome to The Screaming Show!"
Audio: Wild, loud, insane screaming, applause, whistling, and hoo-hoo-hooing. Continues for 12 and one-half minutes.
Commercial Break
Back From Commercials:
Audio: Wild, loud, insane screaming, applause, whistling, and hoo-hoo-hooing. Continues for 12 and one-half minutes.
Bottom of the Hour Commercial Breaks
Back From Commercials:
Audio: Wild, loud, insane screaming, applause, whistling, and hoo-hoo-hooing. Continues for 12 and one-half minutes.
Commercial Break
Audio: Wild, loud, insane screaming, applause, whistling, and hoo-hoo-hooing. Continues for 12 and one-half minutes.
Show ends, credits roll while wild, loud, insane screaming, applause, whistling and hoo-hoo-hooing continues.
Announcer: "Join us again tomorrow night for The Screaming Show".
It's a great idea, isn't it?
And to think three studios turned down my screenplay about a kindly, dyslexic, septuagenarian grandmother who, during full moons, turns into a zombie-wolf with an appetite for blood, brains, beer and Liberals.
©2006
Blogworthy
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** Someone Has A Bone To Pick With Google.
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** Check out Bryan's new Image at the Top of His Blog. I like it, and personally Bryan, I'm glad to see the skull is back!
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** What fun would blogging be if it were not for the occasional Gushing E-Mail of Loooooooooooooooooooooove?
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** Heart Healthy Pigs......um.....okay?! I don't think so.
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** One of These Folks is not like the other, one of these folks just doesn't belong...... Can you guess who doesn't belong? (Hint: He's a long time cast member of "The Simpsons").
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** Did you know that Your mullah don't dance and Mohammad don't rock and roll....?
One Hit News
A 21-year-old man has appeared in court charged with the murder of a teenage student on a train.
The 19-year-old died from a single stab wound to the heart near Oxenholme station in Cumbria on Saturday.
** The "CULT" - as I call them - had the nerve to Show up at Arlington today:
Members of the anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, KS, and members a conservative group supporting the U.S. troops called FreeRepublic.com both showed up on Monday about 300 feet away from the entrance to Arlington National Cemetery...
Kristinn Taylor, a spokesman for FreeRepublic.com, says they were aware protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church were coming, so they planned to stage a counter-demonstration.
"They're out of line," Taylor says. "Their hateful message isn't wanted here. Many of us have loved ones buried here."
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** Backlash Against Animal Rights Protestors:
Extreme actions by animal rights activists have backfired with more British voters supporting vivisection than before.
70% of those questioned by YouGov for the Daily Telegraph said that it was acceptable to test new medical treatments on animals...
...a large majority backed the 12-year sentences recently handed down to animal rights activists who carried out a lengthy campaign of intimidation...
An overwhelming 77% said it was right to term [animal rights activists as] "terrorists".
** Internet Downloading of Naughty Stuff HITS ALL TIME HIGH:
The survey conducted for the Independent on Sunday Newspaper by analysts Nielsen NetRatings found that more than nine million men - almost 40 per cent of the male population - used pornographic websites last year, compared with an estimated 2 million in 2000.
HNN: Hillary News Network™© (or: What's MrsSatan Up To Now?)
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Not a lot of support out there for the She-Devil, MrsSatan, is there?
Why, an ABC Poll (and we all know how reliable Liberals deem an ABC Poll), showed that only 19% of those polled would vote for her. G A S P !
Further, an astounding 42% said they would never vote for her in 2008 for her White House bid!
G A S P !
The poll resulted in the unfathomable conclusion that:
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a polarizing figure who's short on the crossover appeal needed to win the White House.
I wonder why the cuntess from Arkansas is polling so poorly? Are people finally wising up to the Shrew From The Ninth Level of Hell? Could her phoniness and duplicity finally be as transparent to the people polled as the rest of us have known all along?
You know, I have some questions for MrsSatan that maybe Tim Russert, Bob Schiefer, George Stephanopoulos, "Baby" David Gregory, Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper could ask her:
Why would Arkansas state trooper and Clinton bodyguard from 1986 to 1993, Larry Patterson, among others including Dick Morris and other campaign aids say she used the following words if she never did:
Patterson stated that Bill and Hillary Clinton would frequently argue with each other using the worst expletives known to mankind, sometimes in the presence of their daughter Chelsea. Some of the anti-Semitic slurs with which she commonly laced her tirades against Bill were "Jew motherfucker," "Jew Boy" and "Jew Bastard."
"If she disagreed with Bill Clinton or she disagreed with some of the Jewish community in Little Rock -- or some of the ethnic community -- she would often make these statements." "She would say ' Jew Bastard' or call her husband a 'Jew boy' or a 'motherfucking Jew'," Patterson told the WABC New York radio audience.
Patterson said he heard Hillary "utter anti-Jewish epithets between 10 and 20 times over the course of his six years at the Arkansas governor's mansion."
Patterson said Hillary was no stranger to the "N" word either. He heard her say "nigger" "probably six, eight, ten times. She would be upset with someone in the black community and she would use the 'N' word, like, you heard they've got the president's brother on tape using the 'N' word."
Jerry Oppenheimer's book State of the Union: Inside the Complex Marriage of Bill and Hillary Clinton (2000) quotes former campaign aide Mary Lee Fray, who says that Hillary exploded in a rage after Bill lost his first bid for elective office, a run for Congress in Arkansas's Third Congressional District against John Paul Hammerschmidt. Hillary blamed Fray's husband, Paul, for the campaign's bungled political strategy. The slur was uttered at a heated, finger-pointing session at Bill Clinton's Fayetteville, Ark., campaign headquarters on election night in 1974, following his defeat. "You fucking Jew bastard!" Hillary yelled at Paul, Mary Lee confirmed -- even though Paul Fray is not Jewish.
Mary Lee Fray said that Hillary not only used an anti-Semitic slur but she shouted it so loudly "it rattled the walls." "It was very clear," she said. "Bill Clinton's face became white as a ghost."
Former Clinton campaign aide Neill McDonald, who has always been a Clinton supporter [Jewish World Review, 19 July 2000], confirmed the story, according to the New York Daily News.
Why would this information go unreported by the Main Stream Media?
NBC-TV's Andrea Mitchell admitted that Fray recounted the incident, complete with Hillary's anti-Semitic slur, during an interview for the network's "Dateline NBC" program in 1999. But NBC News editors decided to kill the report on the sensational allegation because the story lacked corroboration, Mitchell said. [NewsMax, 18 July 2000]
The folks at NBC must not have tried too hard to substantiate Fray's account, since his wife, Mary Lee, was more than willing to corroborate the charge -- as she has for dozens of reporters since the story resurfaced. [NewsMax, 18 July 2000]
Oh, David Drake, you are citing only one example, cry the supporters of holier than thou, MrsSatan. Uh, okay...here's another: the book "American Evita", which also substantiates the foul mouthed MrsSatan.
Jonah Goldberg seems to believe MrsSatan has a gutter-anti-Semitic mouth.
Oh, but there's always those in the L' Chaim Corner ready to defend her. The below from HERE:
"I don't believe she said it, and if she said it 26 years ago, so what?" Ed Koch, who makes no secret of being a proud Jew, told the New York Post. "Did she say it yesterday? There must be a statute of limitations." [NewsMax, 15 July 2000]
And:
Abe Foxman told the New York Post, "If in fact she said it, that does not make her an anti-Semite, because there is a public record of Hillary Rodham Clinton of the past 26 years which has no iota of anti-Semitism." [NewsMax, 15 July 2000]
At the time of the statements from both Koch and Foxman, maybe they apply a time limit term of 26 years being the statute of limitation on using inflammatory and anti-Jewish language? That's funny, Abe, because your web site doesn't reflect anything like that.
Maybe Koch and Foxman don't want to end up like Kevin Ives and Don Henry?
MrsSatan...beloved by all? A duplicitous wench? A pathological liar? A Jew-Hater?
Stay tuned to the HNN™© for future updates on her!
MrsSatan: She changes right before your eyes!
©2006
Additional Reading:
Abe Foxman, Marc Richards and Bill Clinton, (Moe, Larry and Curly?)
Foxman says Mel Gibson "infected with anti-Semitism", But Hillary isn't?
Arkancide, How people close to the Clinton's somehow die so frequently.
Bill Clinton's Skeleton Closet
Monday, May 29, 2006
Every Day Should Be Memorial Day
And for the Veterans who serve today,
And for the Veterans who will serve tomorrow :
Veterans, who believed then, and believe today, that their service to our country is for the betterment of all mankind.
Memorial Day should be every day. And just because it appears on the calendar once per year, does not mean we should not treat the other 364 days any differently.
Every day is Memorial Day, whether the calendar says so or not.
Thank You Veterans, for our Freedom.
May you and your families be Blessed above and beyond what any words can convey.
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Other Notable Memorial Day Posts:
Memorial Day, 2006
They Fight For Freedom
Liberty Is Never Free of Costs
The History of Memorial Day
Memorial Day Thoughts by Rich
Memorial Day Thoughts by Guy
Labels: Memorial Day
Sunday, May 28, 2006
I, STADIUM Part 8: This Is Not A Stadium Post, or, Sweet Jesus, I Hate Sid Hartman!
Kate Parry is their reader representative. In her column today , "Hartman column was wrong about Sen. Ranum", she writes:
It's a dangerous thing for anyone to assume the motives of another person. No one can read another's mind or look into their heart.
For a journalist to do that and print the assumption without checking it out is beyond dangerous. It's unprofessional, risky behavior that can damage the newspaper's credibility.
Last Monday, in an ebullient column just after the Twins stadium bill passed, sports columnist Sid Hartman included this paragraph on Hennepin County senators who opposed it:
"Voting no [on the stadium bill] were Linda Berglin, Scott Dibble, Larry Pogemiller and Jane Ranum. Most of them don't know the difference between a baseball and a hockey stick. The heck with doing the right thing, they were only worried about being reelected."
The problem is, anyone who's spent much time at the Capitol this year knows Ranum sent her constituents and DFL colleagues a letter in January announcing she was not seeking reelection so she could care for her husband. Jim Ranum is ill with a degenerative brain disease.
So clearly Ranum wasn't worried about being reelected. Hartman made an assumption, didn't check it out and got it wrong. A correction ran on Wednesday.
Parry:
Even after [being told he was wrong] Hartman was unapologetic. When I sought to interview him for this column, he would say only, "I was referring to the whole Legislature. I think I'm right. You write what you want." At that point, he cut off the interview. He later apologized for "being gruff," but stood his ground about [his] column.
I'll leave it to readers to look at that paragraph and decide whether they think it refers to the four legislators listed or the whole Legislature. My read is that it's about the four.
I didn't get a chance to ask Hartman if he checked about the other three legislators' motives before putting them in his column.
"Voting no [on the stadium bill] were Linda Berglin, Scott Dibble, Larry Pogemiller and Jane Ranum. Most of them don't know the difference between a baseball and a hockey stick. The heck with doing the right thing, they were only worried about being reelected."
Apologize to Ms. Ranum and her husband, Sid? The heck with doing the right thing.
Parry:
[Hartman's statement on Ranum seeking reelection is what] I consider the most unequivocal error in Hartman's column. It's a study in how a careless assumption can result in inaccuracy and unfairness. In [Ranum's] case, this hit at a particularly difficult moment.
Eight years ago, her husband was diagnosed with Lewy body dementia, a rare disease often mistaken for Alzheimer's.
[This past January], Ranum sent [a letter to her constituents] explaining Jim's condition now required more time than the demand of the Legislature would allow.
The Twins stadium bill was one of her last vote. "I have consistently voted against it," Ranum said, "even though I'm a sports fan."
As for Hartman, Ranum offered this civil observation about his assumption of her motives: "Any good reporter needs to check out why they're saying what they're saying."
"We REGRET THE ERROR," managing editor Scott Gillespie said. "We expect columnists to be factually correct."
[With regard to Ranum], Hartman should own up to such an obvious error and apologize to her for assuming the lowest of motives and getting it wrong.
Sid Hartman is a crusty, old and bitter man. One of the reasons he is bitter is because some politicians and most taxpayers don't want to play his game of being the bank for his precious little baseball team, the Minnesota Twins and its owner BILLIONAIRE Carl Pohlad. Hartman has been a shill for Pohlad and publicly financed stadiums for decades.
Crusty, Old and Bitter: Sid "The Pinhead Shill" Hartman
Stating vast, unchecked and non-factual assumptions is what Sid The Shill does best. In his column today he reasserts an assumption that he wrote two weeks ago:
[That] if the Twins [could] get a roof on their stadium, it will mean [you won't need] as much security [downtown Minneapolis because big crowds help solve and prevent crimes from taking place].
And if what you say is accurate and true, then tell me, why over the last two decades, has the city of Minneapolis experienced so much crime?
Why let facts get in the way of writing your "factual assumptions"? The heck with doing the right thing, you're just concerned about your precious baseball team and its BILLIONAIRE owner.
Sid The Shill continues:
If the Twins do get a roof on their stadium, it will mean the chance to bring various indoor events to downtown Minneapolis, and [Mayor] R.T. Rybak, you won't need as much security when there are a lot of people downtown.
I believe if you held a referendum on whether the new baseball stadium should have a roof or not, if the right questions were asked, it would be a winner.
But the heck with doing the right thing, you're just concerned about your precious Twins team.
And by the way, don't the Twins already have a roof...in the Metrodome? Huh, how about that!
Now, I'm no fan or supporter of Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak, not by any stretch of the imagination. But I don't live in Minneapolis, so, for the most part, what Rybak and the Minneapolis City Council does or doesn't do, does not dramatically affect me or my life.
But Sid The Shill, crusty, old and bitter man that he is, just doesn't like anyone or anything that doesn't agree with his "beliefs" or his pinhead "assumptions":
Mr. Rybak, your do-nothing city council stood by and did nothing to save baseball in this area. It did make the Shubert Theater and an $11 million contribution from the Legislature its top priority. And before that, the do-nothing city council appropriated some $5 million to move the building.
Mr. Rybak, make sure you have enough security downtown to protect those people who will sit in the Shubert Theater, with a capacity of 1,000 seats.
Apparently Sid The shill doesn't take into consideration that there is a group of people who may prefer the arts rather than sitting around and watching a group of steroid injected, multi- millionaire athletes hitting a little white ball with a stick of wood!
Nor does Sid The Shill consider that arts and humanities has contributed more to the world and society, as a historic whole, than all of the sporting world combined.
Nor does Sid The Shill consider that perhaps the mentality of Mayor Rybak and the city council was one of letting private enterprise and its billionaire owner pay for their own home with their own money.
The heck with doing the right thing.
Doing the right thing means having an objective outlook on what is best for the largest group of people, of taxpayers and of those less fortunate. None of this enters into your myopic, baseball-centric mind though, does it Shill Boy?
Sid says damn those facts, polls, research and feasibility studies. He thinks he's right, even when all prevailing facts and data prove him shockingly and disturbingly wrong:
"Voting no [on the stadium bill] were Linda Berglin, Scott Dibble, Larry Pogemiller and Jane Ranum. Most of them don't know the difference between a baseball and a hockey stick. The heck with doing the right thing, they were only worried about being reelected."
Why is that, Sid?
"I think I'm right."
"I think I'm right."
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The Shills' Column is located Here, free registration required.
If you think THE SHILL should apologize for his factless column, e-mail him and tell him so: shartman@startribune.com
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Previous Posts On The Stadium Issue:
I, STADIUM Part 7: Did You Have Enough To Eat?
I, STADIUM Part 6: No Voter Referendum, Welfare for Billionaire Pohlad, Session Closed
I, STADIUM Part 5: Why Sid Hartman Is A Dumbass
I, STADIUM Part 4: Enter "THE LIAR"
I, STADIUM Part 3: Failed Arguments For Taxpayer Assisted Ballparks
I, STADIUM Part 2: Senate Bill S.F. 2297
I, STADIUM
Minnesota Twin Stadium: Why Should Carl Pohlad Pay His Fair Share?
Labels: I Stadium, Kate Parry, Sid Hartman
Saturday, May 27, 2006
MrsSatan: The Cure-All
Her Senate re-election is Off To Its Start with an 18 minute video. One odd thing - strange - very strange, is that those who have seen it say it makes no mention of her past as First Lady or her ambitions for the White House in 2008:
While there is plenty of praise for Clinton in the video, there is no mention of her past in the White House or 2008.
Then there is a shot of Sen. Clinton, laughing. And then one of Bill Clinton, smiling.
There are shots of crowds chanting "Go home, Hillary!" and Lazio physically looming over her during a debate encounter in Buffalo.
Over the next 15 minutes there is much talk of her work in the Senate - on health care, the Armed Services Committee, post-Sept. 11 efforts.
"I think of Hillary as a lioness protecting children," proclaims Linda Fairstein, a former New York City prosecutor.
Awww shucks, po' Lil MizzSatan is so meek and demure she couldn't handle Rick Lazio "looming over her"? Po' baby. Maybe she's just not cut out for politics. Why, if MrsSatan went one-on-one with a 12-foot Florida alligator, the poor alligator wouldn't have a chance. She'd rip the poor reptile from head to toe in a matter of seconds.
What else is Beelzebub's favorite, dyed blond Whore up to these days? Well, she talks as if she knows something about the economy, but what she is really laying out is the blueprint for her idea of "Taking things away from us for the Common Good ."
From the Taipei Times linked item:
US Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton proposed a series of measures on Tuesday to cut US consumption of foreign oil in half by 2025, including encouraging the development of alternative forms of energy.
"Our present system of energy is weakening our national security, hurting our pocketbooks, violating our common values and threatening our children's future," she said in a speech at the National Press Club. "Right now, instead of national security dictating our energy policy, our failed energy policy dictates our national security."
Republicans quickly criticized Clinton, seizing on one aspect of her proposal: a call for expanding the use of ethanol.
And as far as "violating our common values...", lady, you don't have any common values.
And nice toss in, as usual, of bringing out "THE CHILDREN". For this world would be a blackened, burned crisp of an orb if it were not for the Liberal Induced Guilt of the phrase, "THE CHILDREN", wouldn't it?
And, all of a sudden the Heathen From Hell's Darkest Level is PRO-Ethanol.
We all know she was adamantly against ethanol...before she was for it:
[Last] year Sen. Clinton joined 25 of her colleagues in voting against the GOP-sponsored energy bill, which mandated the use of billions of gallons of ethanol by 2012. The bill she tried to shoot down also included a 30% tax credit for installing ethanol pumps. In other words, she voted against everything she says we now desperately need.
The movie is part of a fine site called Delete Hillary.
I only wish my Delete Button could indeed accomplish that task.
MrsSatan: "Mr. Drake, you indicated you didn't have anything to write about today!"
Mr. Drake: "Ah, my little Princess of Darkness, as long as you have political ambitions, there will always be something to write about!"
©2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
MrsSatan & John Kerry: Seeking The Felon Voting Bloc!
Senators Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and John Kerry (D-MA) attempt to push a bill through the Senate that would restore voting rights for felons -- including killers, rapists and child predators -- such a law would receive a cold reception by most Americans, according to a just-released poll.
A new poll conducted by Zogby Interactive for Associated Television News and The O'Leary Report shows that a clear majority of Americans, including blacks and Hispanics, are opposed to the restoration of voting rights for former felons.
Voting for felons. What's next...voting rights for chimpanzees, snails and jack rabbits?
Restoring voting rights for felons...THIS is your democratic party, people. Why, aren't you proud to be a Liberal?
MrsSatan: "Think of all the votes we can get...maybe our party can win an election, John!"
John: "You know, I served in Viet Nam."
MrsSatan: "Yes, so you've mentioned."
John: "Well, let me tell you my plan..."
©2006
Why Do You Think They Call It "Scooby Snacks"?
The teacher gave the drugs to a school administrator, who called police. Before officers arrived, the boy's father showed up at school. The criminal complaint in the case said he took the backpack from his son and quickly walked away.
The man was later arrested and told investigators he hid the marijuana in the backpack, and left it in a bedroom closet. When he discovered the backpack was missing, he ran to his son's nearby school, but the boy had just discovered the drugs.
The man, Corey Randle, 29, was charged with a fifth-degree drug-sale charge.
"Ruh-Oh...rhose don't rook rike crayons...."
©2006
Labels: 420
Fat Eddy Schultz: "Happy Dog Shootin' Memorial Day Weekend!"
Click on the > button and give it a listen:
Fat Eddy Says: "If yer not huntin' drunk, it just ain't huntin'!"
Dog Shooting History HERE. And HERE, too, but take notice one of the story links - the second one - has been suspiciously removed from its host. Hmmmmmm, what's up with that, Eddy?
All voice are impersonated. Or...are...they?
©2006
Labels: Ed Schultz
Thursday, May 25, 2006
One Hit News
Jawad Akbar and Omar Khyam, both members of the group - which was allegedly linked to al-Qaida - considered the Ministry of Sound, which can hold up to 1,800 people, to be an easy target.
** Cloaking Device One Step Closer To Being A Reality:
So far, cloaking has been confined to science fiction; in Star Trek it is used to render spacecraft invisible [but] researchers in the US and Britain have unveiled their blueprints for building a cloaking device.
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** U.K. Magistrates rule Nude sunbather broke no laws:
Mr Jones, 34, told the court: "I was renovating the back of my home with a local builder when Miss Burgess appeared in her garden.
"She walked back and forth completely naked - I went to get my video camera to record the incident."
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** Study finds No link between marijuana smoking and lung cancer:
A U.S. study concludes there is no link between smoking marijuana and increased risk of lung cancer -- even among heavy, long-term users.
The California researchers also found that smoking marijuana does not appear to increase the risk of head and neck cancers, such as cancer of the tongue, mouth, throat or esophagus.
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** Actress Cate Blanchett To Play Bob Dylan in biopic.
She'll portray a specific aspect of Dylan's personality, embodied by an androgynous singer-songwriter character named Jude.
Steaming Pile of Shit / Aging Corpse Malloy
Labels: Malloy The Rotting Corpse
The Further Adventures of UnderGore!
Al Gore says global warming is a reality, but a Climate Scientist doesn't necessarily agree with "Professor of Earth Sciences Gore".
You surely know that hurricane experts have been warning congress for many years that the natural cycle in hurricanes would return some day, and that our built-up coastlines were ripe for a disaster (like Katrina, which you highlighted in the movie). And as long as snow continues to fall on glaciers, they will continue to flow downhill toward the sea. Yet you made it look like these things wouldn't happen if it weren't for global warming.
Why did you make it sound like all scientists agree that climate change is manmade and not natural?
It seems unlikely that CO2 variations have been the dominant cause of climate change for hundreds of thousands of years. And now that there is a new source of carbon dioxide emissions (people), those old relationships are probably not valid anymore. Why did you give no hint of these alternative views [in your movie]?
I assume you know that polar bears have always migrated to land in late summer when sea ice naturally melts back, and then return to the ice when it re-freezes. Also, if this was really happening, why did the movie have to use a computer generated animation of the poor polar bear swimming around looking for ice? Haven't there been any actual observations of this happening?
Have you watched the short film of Albert Gore, Jr., and Company spewing CO2 around the globe? It's fantastic. It's the one titled: "Special web-only bonus, on the occasion of the release of An Inconvenient Truth: Al Gore's Big, Fat Carbon Footprint."
Why is it elitists like Gore and Company want to reserve their airplanes and SUV's for only themselves, asking the rest of us to be the ones that sacrifice?
There is dispute whether or not Gore and Company walked or took a SUV motorcade. One thing is certain, while he may have walked somewhere, he did travel by SUV motorcade to the Cannes festival, when he could have walked.
**Tipper and Albert Gore, Jr.
The Al Gore's
(Sung to the theme song of "The Flintstones"):
Al Gore's, meet the Al Gore's, they're a modern-day age family
Polluting the globe with CO2
From their private jets and SUV's
Someday, maybe Al will be the President
But more likely, just another U.S. resident
When you're with the Al Gore's
You'll have a pollutin' hootin' boring time,
An all out boring time,
A pollutin', hootin' boring time!
"There's no need to fear global warming, why, UnderGore is swarming!"
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©2006
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
HNN: Hillary News Network™© (or: What's MrsSatan Up To Now?)
"My amendment addresses one of the clearest examples of this neglect because our failed national immigration policy has left our state and local governments to bear the brunt of the costs of immigration. Our schools, our hospitals, our other state and local services are being strained."
The former first lady said her plan would direct funds to state criminal alien assistance programs to offset the costs of illegal aliens who continue to break the law after they enter the U.S. - and establish a program that provides financial assistance to state and local governments for the cost of health and educational services related to immigration.
And MrsSatan has a wonderfully proactive way to combat the energy "crisis". Her brilliant idea is for us To return to the 55 Mile Per Hour Speed Limit:
"The 55-mile speed limit really does lower gas usage. And wherever it can be required, and the people will accept it, we ought to do it," Clinton said at the National Press Club.
And you can't go wrong proposing huge taxes on oil and energy companies, can you:
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton yesterday called for a two-year tax on oil company profits to help amass $50 billion for the creation of an energy research fund, saying dependence on foreign oil weakens national security.
"We need to reform our energy taxes so that large oil companies who reap huge benefits from unexpectedly high energy prices over the next two years will be required to pay a portion of their profits into the strategic energy fund,"[said MrsSatan].
And MrsSatan proposes one-billion-dollars for research on cellulose ethanol.
Is cellulose like cellulite? Because if it is, hundreds of thousands of cars could be fueled by the cellulite in her thighs, legs and wide, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide ass:
The New York Democrat called for $1 billion for research on making ethanol from plant cellulose, the fibrous stuff found in everything from corn stalks to wheat straw, grass and wood. Ethanol is now made almost exclusively from grain.
"We have the capacity to make nearly 4.5 billion gallons of ethanol, but that is a long way from helping us deal with our gas problems," [said MrsSatan].
Cullen Sheehan, executive director of the Iowa Republican Party, accused Clinton of "transparent pandering" to Iowa, home of the caucuses that kick off the presidential nomination process.
"Iowans remember her anti-ethanol past and are looking for strong leaders who won't run from their record and change positions whenever it's politically expedient," he said.
MrsSatan: All things to all people depending on the issue of the moment. Why, she has strong, consistent and long held beliefs, doesn't she?
Will she be re-elected by New Yorkers this year to return to the Senate?
Will you vote for her for president in 2008?
Stay tuned to this blog for future news and reports from the HNN™©.
MrsSatan: Currently seen wearing a faux halo, courting the religious vote.
©2006
I, STADIUM Part 7: "Did You Have Enough To Eat?"
Republican Governor Tim Pawlenty will sign and approve the Bill providing Welfare For Twins Owner Billionaire Carl Pohlad this Friday evening, just prior to the start of the Twins - Seattle Mariner game.
Now, are you seated? In a big comfy chair? Perhaps you should toss a pillow or two down on the floor in case you fall off the big, comfy chair. I don't want you to hurt yourselves:
Ready: Every fan in attendance will get a voucher for a free hot dog and a small soft drink!
Geezus Keeeey-Riiiist, Carl, are you sure that free hot dog and soft drink won't push you into filing bankruptcy? Are you sure that's in your budget? Did your team of accountants give the AOK to this expenditure? It won't set you back so far financially that you'll come begging to the legislature for more money next year, will it?
I'm sure the hot dogs will be the healthy, nutritious, kind made with only the finest ingredients as opposed to those made from hooves, tails, entrails and snouts.
And the free small soft drink? Why, that should quaff even the most parched Twins fan. Don't accidentally drown in that free small soft drink, there, all you Twins fans.
I don't know, Carl, putting out that kind of money...a free hot dog and a free small soda...is that included in the $392 Million Dollars taxpayer subsidy for your brand new $522 Million Dollar Stadium, of which you're only ponying up $130 Million?
It's only Wednesday, you still have time to withdraw the free hot dog and soft drink offer. I wouldn't want to see you parked near the off-ramp, in your wheelchair, holding a sign reading, "Will Make Threats For New Stadium" sign.
Make sure you have your Little Eichman, Twins President Jerry Bell, nearby so he can pre-chew your hot dog for you. We wouldn't want you to choke to death on it. You probably won't be eating a hot dog, will you?
Carl, you'll be seated in your owner's luxury suite with a full menu available of only the finest and delectable foods for you and your mega-wealthy buddies and the politicians that rammed this tax increase through for you. Senator Larry Pogemiller and Representative Brad Finstad will be on hand to change your adult diaper, wipe your ass and dab away the drool. And your buddy dumbass Sid Hartman will be there to tell you what a great guy and leader you are.
So, all it takes is a threat to move the team to another state and a free hot dog and small soft drink to fool the Twins fans and their political supporters?
"Let's...
...Play...
Ball!"
BILLIONAIRE Twins Owner Carl Pohlad, 90-years young
©2006
Previous Posts On The Stadium Issue:
I, STADIUM Part 6: No Voter Referendum, Welfare for Billionaire Pohlad, Session Closed
I, STADIUM Part 5: Why Sid Hartman Is A Dumbass
I, STADIUM Part 4: Enter "THE LIAR"
I, STADIUM Part 3: Failed Arguments For Taxpayer Assisted Ballparks
I, STADIUM Part 2: Senate Bill S.F. 2297
I, STADIUM
Minnesota Twin Stadium: Why Should Carl Pohlad Pay His Fair Share?
Labels: Carl Pohlad, I Stadium, Sid Hartman, Zygi Wilf
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