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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Ted Kennedy Planted

The Unindicted Manslaughterer, raging alcoholic, serial philanderer, never-met-a-tax-hike-he-didn't-love, college test cheating, good Catholic boy, trust fund baby and longtime CommieCrat U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy was planted on Saturday.

He's worm food. (Sound effects of cocktail glasses clinking together in celebratory glee!)

It's too bad this despicable wretch has to sully Arlington National Cemetery. Regarding
Fat Ted Tumor Head Kennedy's military service. From NNDB:

    Kennedy earned C grades at the private Milton Academy, but was admitted to Harvard as a "legacy" -- his father and older brothers had attended there, so the younger and dimmer Kennedy's admission was virtually assured. While attending, he was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him. While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. His father, Joseph P. Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England, pulled the necessary strings to have his enlistment shortened to two years, and to ensure that he served in Europe, not Korea, where a war was raging. Kennedy was assigned to Paris, never advanced beyond the rank of Private, and returned to Harvard upon being discharged.

    While attending law school at the University of Virginia, he was cited for reckless driving four times, including once when he was clocked driving 90 miles per hour in a residential neighborhood with his headlights off after dark. Yet his Virginia driver's license was never revoked.

And we know the rest of the story, Chappaquiddick, where he so callously and deliberately left Mary Jo Kopechne to die while returning to his hotel room and going to bed. Nice guy, huh? He didn't bother to report the "accident" until the next day. An outstanding citizen by any stretch of the Liberal imagination, yes?

Yeah, he's an icon, all right. He was a terrorist sympathizer who sided with the IRA.

This is the kind of scum that The Liberals respect...Ted Kennedy.

I wonder what time on Saturday the first alcoholic beverage was poured by a Kennedy prior to the funeral? Or were they still drowning their sorrw from Friday night? I wonder how many drinks his son, Druggy Patrick Kennedy had, mixed with various prescription drugs in the benzodiazepine family, before he summoned the courage to stand and deliver a bunch of lies about his old man?

We owe a debt of gratitude to the glioma tumor. Who could have guessed that it would be a malignant glioma tumor, and not years of chronic, unabated and raging alcoholism or massive weight gain, that would do Kennedy in?


Other good reading on Dead Ted:

Mean Ol' Meany has round-up coverage of bloggerage of Ted's death.

Don Long at The Shaved Ape covers reactions from around the nation to Ted's death:

    The Boston Golf Club is once again putting out the fragile tableware.

GroovyVic, as always, maintains her dignity and class:

    I shan’t rejoice at the man’s passing like some people dance a jig of glee when a Republican dies.

GuyK at Charming, Just Charming also takes the high road:

    I am not celebrating. No...really. I am not although Ted Kennedy has finally croaked...

T.C. at Leather Penguin notices the adulation of Dead Ted at the funeral service:

    Watching the Funeral Mass. Pastor offers the homily, and a bunch of knee-biting trustfundies lucky in the genetic Olympics are allowed to blatantly politicize what should be a familial, personal occasion.

Lemuel Calhoon at HWT recalls Ted Kennedy's traitorous action of conspiring with the Soviets attempting to thwart Ronald Reagan.

Mark at Chester Street applies scripture to Ted Kennedy.

While Noah at NoahWare sums up Ted more closely aligned to my thinking, writing:

    Rot in hell you fat bastard.

Mats at Loving Word writes that the television ratings for Ted Kennedy's death are a flop.

And, finally, was it Ted's death that caused Rev. Gisher to restrict access of his blog to everyone except those with invitations? Was it something I wrote or said, Bill?


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Kennedy buried at Arlington. What a waste of hallowed ground.
"Kennedy earned C grades at the private Milton Academy, but was admitted to Harvard as a "legacy" -- his father and older brothers had attended there, so the younger and dimmer Kennedy's admission was virtually assured. While attending, he was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him. "

Was it the same thing for Fraudy the Kenian Kool-Aid guy USA has for president?
I don't know about the dignity and class, as I was laughing out loud at those jokes you posted.

Like I said, I just focus on the whole Kennedy thing...and get sick to my stomach.
But...maybe I showed class when I didn't hang up on my mother, a lifelong staunch Republican who was actually, I swear, praising Kennedy up and down.


She went on to ponder, dreamily, what the world would have been like if Bobby hadn't been shot, and then went on to call Nixon (a man who got her vote back then) a "son of a bitch."

I didn't think Nixon needed to be brought up, since she was so over the moon about Jack, Bobby, AND Ted.

I think all that CNN and MSNBC she watches is softening her brain.
It is Molson. It's an insult to every else buried there and an insult to their family and friends.
Good point Tym. But since Obama has all his records, grades and scholarly papers sealed, we may never know. The best we can hope for is that through the FOIA and other investigations will discover the truth about The Kenyan.

Well, glad you enjoyed some of those jokes. Some ARE funny. Besides, Tragedy plus Time equals Comedy!

Sounds like your mom needs to turn off MSNBC and CNN. Heh. My mom watches those channels too, despite my warnings that what she hears on them is nothing but lies. The entire MSM is nothing but a propaganda machine for the Liberals.
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