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Monday, April 10, 2006

Fat Burning Laser: Gorge, Then Zap Fat!

Eat like The Fat Bastard and never worry about working-out, doing push-ups, crunches, or exercising!

That's right, friends, a Free-Electron Laser will melt away those overlapping rolls of man-titty fat, big-bellies, and swinging-swaying mounds of underarm fat that flaps in the breeze!

Dozens and dozens of glazed donuts shoved down your throat in one sitting? Not a problem!

Pounds and pounds of greasy bacon-wrapped-bacon? Go for it!

Seventeen layer triple frosted chocolate cakes with caramel pudding pockets? Stuff yourself!

A dozen or more prime rib for breakfast? Knock yourself out!

A Laser That Melts Fat lets YOU be just like your favorite fake-umentary maker!



The Fat Bastard
: "Do you expect me to lose weight, Doctor LaLanne?"

Dr. LaLanne: "No, Fat Bastard, I expect you to die! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!"

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