Monday, April 10, 2006
Fat Burning Laser: Gorge, Then Zap Fat!
Eat like The Fat Bastard and never worry about working-out, doing push-ups, crunches, or exercising!
That's right, friends, a Free-Electron Laser will melt away those overlapping rolls of man-titty fat, big-bellies, and swinging-swaying mounds of underarm fat that flaps in the breeze!
Dozens and dozens of glazed donuts shoved down your throat in one sitting? Not a problem!
Pounds and pounds of greasy bacon-wrapped-bacon? Go for it!
Seventeen layer triple frosted chocolate cakes with caramel pudding pockets? Stuff yourself!
A dozen or more prime rib for breakfast? Knock yourself out!
A Laser That Melts Fat lets YOU be just like your favorite fake-umentary maker!
The Fat Bastard: "Do you expect me to lose weight, Doctor LaLanne?"
Dr. LaLanne: "No, Fat Bastard, I expect you to die! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!"
©2006
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Linking Here:
Dane Bramage
That's right, friends, a Free-Electron Laser will melt away those overlapping rolls of man-titty fat, big-bellies, and swinging-swaying mounds of underarm fat that flaps in the breeze!
Dozens and dozens of glazed donuts shoved down your throat in one sitting? Not a problem!
Pounds and pounds of greasy bacon-wrapped-bacon? Go for it!
Seventeen layer triple frosted chocolate cakes with caramel pudding pockets? Stuff yourself!
A dozen or more prime rib for breakfast? Knock yourself out!
A Laser That Melts Fat lets YOU be just like your favorite fake-umentary maker!
The Fat Bastard: "Do you expect me to lose weight, Doctor LaLanne?"
Dr. LaLanne: "No, Fat Bastard, I expect you to die! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!"
©2006
- - -
Linking Here:
Dane Bramage
Alabama Internet
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