Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Top 10 Other Lies Told By Dean Johnson
After exhaustive investigation, the crack staff here at the mrssatan blogspot have uncovered even more lies told by Dean Johnson. We are working to locate the tape recordings, as in his other Lie.
Here are the lies we have uncovered, uttered by Minnesota State Senator Dean Johnson:
10) "I was the fifth Beatle."
9) "I invented the Internet."
8) "I am 'Deep Throat'."
7) "I was Francis Ford Coppola's first choice to play Don Corleone in 'The Godfather."
6) "I invented the MicroSoft Operating System."
5) "I was the first person to identify global warming."
4) "My life in college is the basis for 'Love Story'."
3) "I was the top scientist involved in The Manhattan Project."
2) "I had private conversations with the Minnesota Supreme Court Justices."
1) "I did have sexual relations, with that woman, Monica Lewinsky."
©2006
Here are the lies we have uncovered, uttered by Minnesota State Senator Dean Johnson:
10) "I was the fifth Beatle."
9) "I invented the Internet."
8) "I am 'Deep Throat'."
7) "I was Francis Ford Coppola's first choice to play Don Corleone in 'The Godfather."
6) "I invented the MicroSoft Operating System."
5) "I was the first person to identify global warming."
4) "My life in college is the basis for 'Love Story'."
3) "I was the top scientist involved in The Manhattan Project."
2) "I had private conversations with the Minnesota Supreme Court Justices."
1) "I did have sexual relations, with that woman, Monica Lewinsky."
©2006
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