Thursday, March 23, 2006
Jeeves Found!
Jeeves the Butler has been found. After almost one month since his untimely and unceremonious dismissal from his search engine employer, Jeeves is now working for a drug lord in the small Mexican town of San Loco.
"I didn't know what I was going to do after I lost the search engine gig," said Jeeves. Finding himself not being able to do what he was born to do, that of a butler, Jeeves laid low, contemplating his next move. "I heard through a friend that work was good in Mexico. I guess you can say I'm one of the few Americans immigrating to Mexico for work," he said.
Life in Mexico has been good for Jeeves. He doesn't understand why the United States is the focal point of immigration for Mexican natives. "It seems a bit odd to me that no one in Mexico wants to remain here and work in the growing and prosperous drug cartel trade," he said.
Jeeves: Taking care of the laundry.
Is his work dangerous? Jeeves said not really. "I pretty much do the same work that I did before," answered Jeeves. "My employer has me chopping up and weighing...oh, I better not go into too much detail," he replied, stopping his words in mid-sentence.
Children adore him. "I'm rewarded daily by being able to answer questions for the children, teaching them things such as how to properly set a dinner table, get stains out of clothing, and the finest recipe for vichyssoise that was passed down to my family generation after generation," Jeeves proudly proclaims.
Clearly, Jeeves is having fun and happy to be working. He claims he doesn't miss his old job at all. "I'm too busy to even think about my old job. It got rather boring and mundane directing people to the same web sites days after day," stated Jeeves. "I'm happier now than I've ever been. Mexico had been very, very good to me," says a smiling Jeeves.
Jeeves, working for The Man: Happy and secure employment.
©2006
"I didn't know what I was going to do after I lost the search engine gig," said Jeeves. Finding himself not being able to do what he was born to do, that of a butler, Jeeves laid low, contemplating his next move. "I heard through a friend that work was good in Mexico. I guess you can say I'm one of the few Americans immigrating to Mexico for work," he said.
Life in Mexico has been good for Jeeves. He doesn't understand why the United States is the focal point of immigration for Mexican natives. "It seems a bit odd to me that no one in Mexico wants to remain here and work in the growing and prosperous drug cartel trade," he said.
Jeeves: Taking care of the laundry.
Is his work dangerous? Jeeves said not really. "I pretty much do the same work that I did before," answered Jeeves. "My employer has me chopping up and weighing...oh, I better not go into too much detail," he replied, stopping his words in mid-sentence.
Children adore him. "I'm rewarded daily by being able to answer questions for the children, teaching them things such as how to properly set a dinner table, get stains out of clothing, and the finest recipe for vichyssoise that was passed down to my family generation after generation," Jeeves proudly proclaims.
Clearly, Jeeves is having fun and happy to be working. He claims he doesn't miss his old job at all. "I'm too busy to even think about my old job. It got rather boring and mundane directing people to the same web sites days after day," stated Jeeves. "I'm happier now than I've ever been. Mexico had been very, very good to me," says a smiling Jeeves.
Jeeves, working for The Man: Happy and secure employment.
©2006
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Is Jeeves pronounced "HeyVase" in Spanish? This was DAMN funny!
Also: Why are the word verification encryptions that are required to post these comments written in 60's psychadelic acid trip fonts? Just curious.
Also: Why are the word verification encryptions that are required to post these comments written in 60's psychadelic acid trip fonts? Just curious.
# posted by 
: 4:30 PM, March 23, 2006
: 4:30 PM, March 23, 2006
Comin' down from the 'cid', eh? Put the bong down, now!
I don't see any psychedelic fonts at all. Perhaps you need Whipping Therapy, see above 'One Hit News' linked story.
I said , "Out the bong down now!"
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I don't see any psychedelic fonts at all. Perhaps you need Whipping Therapy, see above 'One Hit News' linked story.
I said , "Out the bong down now!"
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