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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Pots and Pans Brigade

Geniuses, these Intellectual Elitists are, are they not? Gore Vidal (Gore Vidal...is he still alive?) as well as other big, BIG name marquee celebrities are being encouraged to "Make Noise by banging pots and pans" during tonight's State of The Union Address. Whew...highbrow this crowd is, yes? I can only imagine the ridicule from the LiberNazi's if the Right/Conservative/Indie Party advocated something like this during a SOTU delivery by a Lefty.
One can only imagine Gore Vidal, outside in his chiffon housecoat, wearing pink fuzzy slippers, banging together his omelet and quiche pans shouting "You've been listening in on my telephone calls with Myra Breckinridge!"

While Vidal is not pictured below, let's take a look at some of the other Pot and Pan Activists, shall we:




From Left to Right: We have activist/murderer supporter, Mike Farrell modeling the non-stick sauce pan from Farberware. Mike enjoys this pan for making his favorite sour M*A*S*H moonshine. Harry Belafonte wears the "Day O" aluminum soup kettle made especially for brewing Anti-U.S. Stew. To the left of Mr. Belafonte is someone who needs no introduction to readers of this blog, but in case you don't recognize him, it is none other than The Fat Bastard. TFB (ahem, The Fat Bastard, not the other term of the acronym "TFB") is seen here with the triple extra-large and extra deep pasta boiling pan. It should be noted that it is no easy feat for TFB to get this on and off his extremely large, fat, rolly poly head, so he greases the inside of it with butter flavored lard. Next to TFB is every Leftist's favorite Wet Nurse, Cindy Sheehan. Cindy prefers the T-Fal Adonized soup pan. Cindy feels this particular model enhances her desirability to Latin American dictators and Crawford, Texas trench dwellers. Finally, we have Iraq's adopted son, Sean Penn. Shown here, Sean proudly models the KitchenAid Stalin Red Terror Casserole Crock Pot.

Ahhhhhhh, banging pots and pans together during the SOTU Address. How mature, how professional, how classy. Any questions why the Libs are the minority and shrinking ever so quickly? I didn't think so.
©2006

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