Thursday, September 01, 2005
Castrati Boi Is (Was?) Sick - "Oh, Dat's So Sad!"
There was a "Best Of" Castrati Boi on Monday night and I forget if it was another rerun Tuesday night, or if he had someone sitting in for him. I hate even writing about the anti-Semitic Dumb Ass - you know, giving him any publicity at all - but it looks like the Old Coot may be back on the air tonight (Thursday) to rant about "How Bush caused Katrina and hasn't done enough for the hurricane stricken areas. " Yeah, we know you are mentally ill Old Coot, but it's nice to hear you were physically ill as well.
Well, Old Coot, have you written out your check and made a healthy donation to an agency helping out with the victims of the hurricane? Has Ewww-2's "Mr. Africa" Bono put his money where his mouth is? What about the craggily faced actor previously known as Robert Redford? Can anyone tell me if The Fat Bastard has made a healthy donation yet? Has Mister Journalism George Clooney put the mirror down long enough to slap down a nice chunk of cash to the hurricane victims? Has Mr. Neocon, the man with the face like a metropolitan road map, Mick "Geriatric" Jagger pitched in for the hurricane victims? Did the check from Saudi Arabia (remember the "We're Saudi Arabia, and we're your [The U.S.] friends" commercials post 9-11) arrived?
And on a final note, I wondered who it was guest hosting the Castrati Show while he was out with apparently the flu. I looked her up, her name is Laura Flanders. (Ned vociferously denies any relation!) Man, the woman talks and sounds like she's got a humongous Hot Karl (if you don't know, look it up) in her mouth.
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Well, Old Coot, have you written out your check and made a healthy donation to an agency helping out with the victims of the hurricane? Has Ewww-2's "Mr. Africa" Bono put his money where his mouth is? What about the craggily faced actor previously known as Robert Redford? Can anyone tell me if The Fat Bastard has made a healthy donation yet? Has Mister Journalism George Clooney put the mirror down long enough to slap down a nice chunk of cash to the hurricane victims? Has Mr. Neocon, the man with the face like a metropolitan road map, Mick "Geriatric" Jagger pitched in for the hurricane victims? Did the check from Saudi Arabia (remember the "We're Saudi Arabia, and we're your [The U.S.] friends" commercials post 9-11) arrived?
And on a final note, I wondered who it was guest hosting the Castrati Show while he was out with apparently the flu. I looked her up, her name is Laura Flanders. (Ned vociferously denies any relation!) Man, the woman talks and sounds like she's got a humongous Hot Karl (if you don't know, look it up) in her mouth.
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