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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Cameron Douglas Seeks Heroin Powered Toothbrush

Cameron Douglas, son of actor Michael Douglas and grandson of actor Kirk Douglas, attempted to have his girlfriend smuggle heroin to him which she concealed inside an electric toothbrush. UK Daily Mail:

    The girlfriend of Michael Douglas's troubled son Cameron has been arrested after trying to smuggle heroin to him in an electric toothbrush.

    Kelly Sott, 32, was caught trying to pass the drugs while Douglas was under house arrest in New York for allegedly peddling crystal methamphetamine.

    A suspicious security guard seized the toothbrush and found a quarter of an ounce of heroin in its battery compartment.

    Police then raided the hotel room where Sott was living and found more heroin as well as marijuana and methamphetamine.

    She was held without bail and a magistrate ordered treatment for her addiction.

    Douglas, 30, pictured with his father, faces between ten years and life in prison if convicted.

    He followed his father and grandfather, Kirk, into acting and appeared with both in the 2003 comedy It Runs in the Family.

    Part-time DJ Douglas was arrested last month at a hotel in New York.

    He is accused of smuggling and dealing several pounds of crystal meth over the course of three years.

I wonder what his girlfriend was thinking? Something along the line of, "oh...the cops will never look inside the battery compartment. Never!"

Cameron "They'll never look inside the battery compartment
of an electric toothbrush, trust me" Douglas

This story reinforces my belief even more that all illegal drugs need to be legalized, regulated and taxed in the same manner as is liquor. Doing this will not only be a source of revenue, it will also thin the herd of dumbasses.


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Oh how those Hollywood elite are so much smarter than the rest of us. Their kids always turn out to be so smart and well educated. Such model citizens. Oh well. Can't have a prison rape without a victim. This one will do fine.
The Hollywood Elites ARE so much smarter than the rest of us Molson! I would never have thought of trying to smuggle heroin into jail via the battery compartment of a electric toothbrush! I would have told my girlfriend to smuggle it in the old-fashioned way, by shoving it up her ass.

Some prison Bubba will have a celebrity bitch to bufu. Well, as they say, "That's Entertainment!"
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