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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Obama Is 95 Percent Smoke-Free

Smoking is AOK now, with The Left because their Cult Leader is a smoker.

During his Tuesday Whine-A-Thon Press Conference Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior claimed he is "95 percent cured" of cigarette smoking. APee:

    "Am I a daily smoker, a constant smoker? No. I don't do it in front of my family. And, you know, I would say that I am 95 percent cured."

    THE FACTS: It's hard to say how "cured" someone is when they're still trying to kick the habit. Obama promised to quit his one-time five-smoke-a-day average during the campaign, at the urging of his wife. [Another "promise"...another LIE from The Kenyan. - Drake]

Well, 95 percent won't cut it with the No-Smoking Nazis. They didn't settle for 95 percent smoke-free areas in bars, clubs or restaurants. Nope. It has to 100 percent smoke free for the No-Smoking Nazis.

And is anyone else as amused as I am at The Kenyan's syntax? He's getting Rumsfeldian, posing questions to himself and then answering them. "Am I a daily smoker, a constant smoker? No." Remember when The LefTards ridiculed Donald Rumsfeld for posing a question to himself and then answering it? Now The Kenyan is doing the same! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Click here for full sized image of the above (and then click on the image once there).

I have an idea of HOW THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CAN GET MORE MONEY, and this is a great idea because I know how the Liberals looooooooooooove confiscating money:

The government should retroactively seek monetary compensation from all the doctors who once endorsed cigarette smoking. If the doctors are deceased, perhaps the government can go after their practice which may still be operating. If the practice has been dissolved, perhaps the government can go after the assets held by the doctor's family.

I have to presume there is a paper trail that will trace back to all the doctors and those in the medical community who endorsed cigarettes as posing no harm. Let's shake them down for money. Why not? Every other business entity tangentially related to tobacco has been sued, penalized or had fines levied against it. Why not the doctors who once promoted smoking?

The footnote by the asterisk of the above Lucky Strike ad reads: "The figures quoted have been checked and certified to by LYBRAND, ROSS BROS AND MONTGOMERY. Accountants and Auditors." That's a good place to start the paper trail, huh?

I'll wager there is a nice chunk of money out there in the form of cash and assets from all the doctors who supported cigarette smoking. That money should be confiscated and redistributed. Hell, this idea is so great Barry should hire me to think of more ways to screw over anyone who ever promoted cigarette smoking!

Come on Barry, go after all the money and assets from the doctors who were obviously in the pockets of Big Tobacco who, in the past, promoted cigarettes as healthy and posing no risk.


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Yup 95% smoke free and 110% a bag of arugula laced shit.
I bet Pbama does not only have the nasty habit of smoking tobacco but likes a joint and to smoke crack once and a while.

It's a very stressful job being president of the USA and maybe Pbama is starting to realize that as his entourage will try to hide him and his nasty polytoxicomanic habits as much as possible to prevent more gaffes and flip flops.
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