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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

One Hit News

Islamabad police save federal capital from terrorist attack. Asian Tribune:

    Islamabad police prevented federal government from another deadly blow from terrorists on 20th April as police arrested one suicide bomber along with one of his supporter. A suicide explosive jacket and weapons were also recovered from arrested terrorists.

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Citibank class action suit over "early closure release fee
." Courthouse News:

    Plaintiffs say they paid $50 a year for access to credit - which they never used - then Citibank decided their home value had fallen too low, and refused to let them refinance unless they paid $482 to "release the lien." Plaintiffs say "thousands" of Citibank customers were subjected to this, though they "like plaintiffs, had a $0 balance."

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Pope names five new saints. Life in Italy
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Italy cracks down on cigarette smoking warnings. Italian Life:

    Smoking is now at the top of the Senate health committee’s agenda. With discussion of living wills concluded, it is the turn of a bipartisan bill that, among other things, requires manufacturers to include in cigarette packets an information leaflet listing currently undeclared cancer-causing substances.

I thought Italians were born smoking a cigarette. No?
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Man in Hitler costume attacked. Copenhagen Post:

    A 24-year-old man on his way to a Hitler birthday celebration on Sunday was attacked and beaten by four masked men, described by witnesses as wearing the clothes of left-wing radicals.

His attackers were "wearing the clothes of left-wing radicals." Left-wing radicals. Uh-huh. Are there any other kind? I bet they reeked of patchouli, too.
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Miss California creates controversy saying she believes marriage is only between a man and a woman. NewsRoom America:

    "I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised."

    Her comments were criticized by Keith Lewis, who runs the Miss California competition, who said he was "saddened" by them.

Keith was "saddened," by her comments.
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Dr. Tim Ball, renowned environmental consultant and former climatology professor at the University of Winnipeg, says Obama flunks global warming 101 on Fargo flooding. Canada Free Press:

    President Obama used recent flooding in Fargo, North Dakota to push his misguided belief in global warming. His comment, “If you look at the flooding that’s going on right now in North Dakota and you say to yourself, ‘If you see an increase of two degrees, what does that do, in terms of the situation there?’”

    A two-degree warmer North Dakota would mean less snowfall, therefore less flooding. Spring flooding along the Red River of the north is due to snow melt and the geography of the region.

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No nudity at Nude Dude Ranch. Red Orbit:

    A clothing optional dude ranch offered by a Florida lottery winner is out of compliance with an anti-nudity county ordinance, officials say.

    Tim Clement, 50, a one-time hairdresser from Ormond Beach, Fla., who won a $3.3 million lottery prize, set up a 10-acre dude ranch in Brooksville, Fla., without getting proper Hernando County approval, including his offer to allow nudity[.]

    After winning the lottery, he closed his day spa and found the remote parcel. He says his friends started asking him when they could come to visit, and the idea for the dude ranch was born.

Make up your own Nude Dude Ranch jokes.
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Finland tackles growing rabbit population menace. News 24:

    While other cities grapple with traffic or pollution problems, the Finnish capital of Helsinki is taking aim at the humble rabbit.

    "Rabbits have caused severe damage... We are talking about costs of hundreds of thousands of euros," said Antti J. Rautiainen, a construction project manager with the city authorities.

    The floppy-eared fiends have been nibbling their way through some of Helsinki's most-prized city gardens, damaging footpaths as they build their burrows underground, and eating into €200 000 from the parks' €12,5-million annual budget in the process.

    The rabbits have proved to be more than a match for authorities in Helsinki, who have tried and failed to keep the population under control.

    [...]

    "We have also used guns, bows, nets and traps," Rautiainen explained.

    Those efforts appear to have failed.

Sounds like Finland has their version of The Rabbit of Caerbannog.


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Comments:
Oh what's it going to do? Nibble your bum?

Why yes... if it is Keith Lewis that is.
 
Don't forget about the Plains, GA hissing killer swamp rabbit.
 
I let that UGLY SICK DEMENTED Perez Hilton HAVE IT! CREEPO!!
 
some of the images aren't showing on your page. Do yu think you're being censored?
 
Molson, now is that any way to treat someone who is "saddened." /snark

That's right, Carter the pussy couldn't defend himself against a rabbit. Oh shit. What's next, Pbama being bitten by a squirrel? There has to be a parrallel incident.
 
Lyonene,

Perez does seem rather disturbed, doesn't he?
 
EC,

Na. If I were a conspiracy theoritst maybe I'd suspect censorship. The image hosts I use are free, and once in a while they get glitchy and something goes awry. I checked some other same URLs and they're fine. Thanks for letting me know.
 
haha

Dave, check out the Obango worshipers trying to divert attention from him bowing down in submission to a dictator.
 
Thanks Mats. Chris Matthews is a fucking idiot. A complete Pbama Toady. He wouldn't even let Malkin answer. He is such as asshat.
 
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