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Friday, February 06, 2009

Blow-Up Doll Fondler Likes Reeses

From The Smoking Gun:

    A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle...

The photo below accompanies the story. Looks like George is a big fan of the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. And what looks to me like - the green pack - a box of Salems. Terrific product placement:


There has got to be a place for George in the administration of The One. He is qualified on every level to be a senior LPOS official.
You got peanut butter in my chocolate.

Yeah, well you got chocolate in my peanut butter?

Hey, let's spread it all over Miss Blow Up Doll!

I bet George doesn't have any unpaid taxes either!!
Looks like another "junk-food" defense.
I wonder if he can get an endorsment from either product...
Maybe an infomercial hosted by the blow up dolls?
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