Thursday, May 31, 2007
Tinky Winky Spotted At Gay Bar
The issue of Tinky Winky being gay is a persistent rumor that has been around for years. The late Jerry Falwell accused, and later apologized, for calling Tinky Winky gay.
Now, the Polish Government is investigating if Tinky Winky and other Teletubbies are promoting homosexuality to children:
Currently the name of the bar is not being released nor is its location being disclosed.
A bar customer who asked not to be identified said Tinky Winky was drinking tequila shots and dancing all night long with the man in the photograph.
Raleigh Goatse, spokesman for the Teletubbies said, "Just because Tink was in a gay bar doesn't mean he's gay. My sources tell me he went to the bar with Lindsay Lohan. At some point in the evening, she disappeared leaving him alone. He was dancing by himself when a young man in a speedo joined him. There's nothing more to this story."
Po, Laa-Laa and Dipsy were unavailable for comment on their purple friend.
©2007
Now, the Polish Government is investigating if Tinky Winky and other Teletubbies are promoting homosexuality to children:
Ewa Sowinska said she was concerned the popular show promoted homosexuality to unsuspecting minors.
Her remarks were immediately likened to those several years ago of the late US evangelist Jerry Falwell who accused Tinky Winky of being gay because he carried a purse.
Currently the name of the bar is not being released nor is its location being disclosed.
A bar customer who asked not to be identified said Tinky Winky was drinking tequila shots and dancing all night long with the man in the photograph.
Raleigh Goatse, spokesman for the Teletubbies said, "Just because Tink was in a gay bar doesn't mean he's gay. My sources tell me he went to the bar with Lindsay Lohan. At some point in the evening, she disappeared leaving him alone. He was dancing by himself when a young man in a speedo joined him. There's nothing more to this story."
Po, Laa-Laa and Dipsy were unavailable for comment on their purple friend.
©2007
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