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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Pandas And Jim Webb

"Scientists in Thailand think they may have discovered the key to the notoriously difficult business of getting pandas to mate - panda porn."

    Experts in Chiang Mai say the unusual initiative has led to a baby boom among one of the world's most beloved but endangered animals.

    Zhang Zhihe, a leading Chinese expert on the giant panda, said the boom was down to showing uninitiated males DVDs of other pandas mating.

    The saucy audio-visual approach "is the same idea as chimpanzees seeing people smoke and then copying it", says the Thai researcher.

In related Panda News, fresh from demonstrating exemplary behavior, showing how much he is willing to work across partisan political aisles by asserting that he'd like to have "Slugged the President", Virginia's p0rn-writer-cum-senator
Jim Webb is doing his part by volunteering to read excerpts from his novels to sexually lethargic pandas:


©2006

Factual References for Webb's writing HERE

Comments:
Now that's damn funny!
 
Jim Webb, p0rn writer cum senator sums it up, eh?!

Thanks Barfy, good to hear from you!
 
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