Friday, September 29, 2006
Streisand Born With Two Extra Noses
Not long ago many web sites were running the below picture of Barbra Streisand with a see-through blouse and remarked that she wasn't wearing a bra.
Now, after performing extensive and exhaustive forensic photography, I am able to prove that she actually has two extra noses where her breasts would normally be. Thus far, the noses appear to be congenitally specific to the Streisand gene pool.
This is no joke, no faux-Photo-Shopping or any of the usual hi-jinks that are sometimes found at this blog. I'm totally serious:
Before forensic study (left), and After (right)
©2006
Now, after performing extensive and exhaustive forensic photography, I am able to prove that she actually has two extra noses where her breasts would normally be. Thus far, the noses appear to be congenitally specific to the Streisand gene pool.
This is no joke, no faux-Photo-Shopping or any of the usual hi-jinks that are sometimes found at this blog. I'm totally serious:
Before forensic study (left), and After (right)
©2006
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