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Sunday, August 13, 2006

Farewell Foie Gras! Fervid Furious Foes Fanatically Fight Force-Fed Fowl From Festive Fashionable Feted Food Frontier

First they came for my cigarettes, but I don't smoke, so I said nothing.

Then they came for my double-espresso, low-fat latte with non-fat cream and a shot of mint, but I don't drink double-espresso, low fat lattes with non-fat cream and a shot of mint, so I said nothing.

Then they came for my Foie Gras, and I love Foie Gras, but there was no one left to speak up with me:

    Will veal be next? Lobster? And what about that fur coat in the closet?

Yeah, beware, the lunatics are coming for whatever it is you like, and they want to ban it. I'm talking to all you holier than thou folks out there who have not yet had your favorite "thing" taken away from you or banned. But it's coming. And when it does...I won't be there to protest on your behalf.


Foie Gras Foul Foments Frenzied Finale'.

When Foie Gras is outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Eat Foie Gras.


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