Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Selling Tactical Nuclear Weapons: A Lesson In Public Relations Strategy And Marketing
What to do about Iran?
So much of public relations is in the message and not the medium. You're probably familiar with the phrase "selling the sizzle, not the steak", and this is often true of any marketed item.
So, why not apply the same to Tactical Nuclear Weapons and deploying them in Iran? Everyone likes baby carrots, baby peas and baby corn. So why not sell nuking Iran with the phrase "Baby Nukes"? Because that is what Tactical Nuclear Weapons are, Baby Nukes.
Picked early in the season, while they are at their sweetest and most powerful!
Baby Nukes are the Tactical Delight of Everyone!
"They're sure to do the job," says Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet and delicious!", exclaimed Vice President Dick Cheney.
"Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm good," said President George W. Bush.
"I can't wait to see them deployed," said a well known Military General who asked not to be named.
"I fear Baby Nukes with much antipathy," says Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Baby Nukes! Now at your Department of Defense...in both the frozen and canned aisles!
©2006
Creative Collaboration Credit: T. James Edwards
So much of public relations is in the message and not the medium. You're probably familiar with the phrase "selling the sizzle, not the steak", and this is often true of any marketed item.
So, why not apply the same to Tactical Nuclear Weapons and deploying them in Iran? Everyone likes baby carrots, baby peas and baby corn. So why not sell nuking Iran with the phrase "Baby Nukes"? Because that is what Tactical Nuclear Weapons are, Baby Nukes.
Picked early in the season, while they are at their sweetest and most powerful!
Baby Nukes are the Tactical Delight of Everyone!
"They're sure to do the job," says Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
"Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet and delicious!", exclaimed Vice President Dick Cheney.
"Mmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmmmm good," said President George W. Bush.
"I can't wait to see them deployed," said a well known Military General who asked not to be named.
"I fear Baby Nukes with much antipathy," says Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Baby Nukes! Now at your Department of Defense...in both the frozen and canned aisles!
©2006
Creative Collaboration Credit: T. James Edwards
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Baby Nukes, I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
# posted by 
: 5:21 PM, April 26, 2006
: 5:21 PM, April 26, 2006
Thanks FM. Maybe we'll see if Iran thinks it's funny...if they continue their way to developing nuclear weapons.
you know i am a liberal and you know i did not like the entire Iraq B.S. at all. that said here is a shocker:
gisher says nuke iraq and get syria too, and if nobody is watching, let's have an accident with targeting and hit france.
gisher says nuke iraq and get syria too, and if nobody is watching, let's have an accident with targeting and hit france.
Rev: You're one of the GOOD Liberals, though. That's why I like about you. You don't automatically buy into "The Mantra". And I do the same from a Conservative/Indie/(small L) libertarian side, as well.
And: if France were to get hit, then Jerry Lewis wouldn't have any adulation anymore. Please reconsider.
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And: if France were to get hit, then Jerry Lewis wouldn't have any adulation anymore. Please reconsider.
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