Saturday, April 29, 2006
Political Q&A With Cat Answers
******Mr. Snookerwookum**************Mr. Wookumsnooker
Mr. Snookerwookum and Mr. Wookumsnooker Answer Your Questions:
Q: I consider myself a Conservative but I hate most of the policies of President Bush. Does that make me a faux Conservative?
Mr. Snookerwookum: Not only does it make you a faux conservative, you are a lemming of the Left.
Mr. Wookumsnooker: You should be dipped in catnip and fed to lions.
Q: When will a real third political party take form and be a voice of the people?
Mr. Snookerwookum: I don't know what you mean by a "real" third party, but what you seek is unlikely to happen until cats rule the world.
Mr. Wookumsnooker: Agreed.
Q: Is the Iraq war, as the Left often tells us, a war simply about oil?
Mr. Snookerwookum: Not at all. It appears you have - hook, line and sinker - bough into the Propaganda spewed from the Left.
Mr. Wookumsnooker: Agreed. You should be dipped in catnip and fed to lions.
Q: Is there anything good about the Left? Do they have any redeeming qualities at all?
Mr. Snookerwookum: No, none.
Mr. Wookumsnooker: Agreed. They all should be dipped in catnip and fed to lions.
Q: What course of action would you two take to ---
Mr. Snookerwookum: Sorry to interrupt, but this Q&A session has left us exhausted. It's time for us to take a five hour nap.
Mr. Wookumsnooker: Agreed.
Disclaimer: Mr. Snookerwookum and Mr. Wookumsnooker are not available for personal appearances. Although they could be, they steadfastly refuse. No legal liability is assumed by either Mr. Snookerwookum or Mr. Wookumsnooker or this blog with regard to investment strategy or legal advice. Their comments should not be construed as advice as they are certainly not...not even remotely close. Neither Mr. Snookerwookum or Mr. Wookumsnooker, individually or together, are available for weddings, confirmations, bar mitzvahs, parties, or other celebratory occasions. In fact, getting them to answer these questions was a yeoman task. While Mr. Snookerwookum and Mr. Wookumsnooker do indeed have a pending seven-figure book deal in the works, they will likely forget all about it and instead take a nap. No assumption should be made that these cats belong to David Drake. Mr. Drake wouldn't clean out a box of cat-litter if his life depended on it. He's not that ambitious. It is more likely he found these cat pictures somewhere on the web and thought this would be a good "filler" post on a day when he had nothing of value to write. This is one of those days.
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Modesto, I know you're going to give me ballistic crap on this post, so I'm beating you to the punch. If you want to see more of Mr. Snookerwookum and Mr. Wookumsnooker, just keep up your harrassing comments --- Oh, you will see the full wrath of Mr. Snookerwookum and Mr. Wookumsnooker every day.
Ya like that Modesto?
Ya like that Modesto?
Ahhhhhh, the much anticipated "Snookerwookum and Wookumsnooker" post.
Very nice.
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Very nice.
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: 5:02 PM, April 29, 2006
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