Saturday, April 22, 2006
Happy Snappy Earth Day!
Things to do to celebrate Earth Day:
Let your car idle all day long. There's plenty of gasoline, even though it may be expensive, and putting more pollutants into the ozone is always a good thing.
Don't recycle anything today. Or any other day, for that matter. Recycling takes away primary manufacturing jobs. Vow never to recycle anything ever again.
Turn on the tap water and let it run. All day long. And tomorrow too!
If you're leaving a campground, leave the campfire burning, don't bother putting it out. A good forest fire burn is always the right thing to do. Mother Earth will say "Thank You!"
Toss those old cell phone batteries and other lithium ion batteries into a landfill. They'll biodegrade over time and won't pollute the groundwater tables.
What to do with those old televisions and obsolete computers? Toss 'em in a landfill. Mother Earth feeds off items like these.
Paint thinners, old crankcase oil, and other liquid toxins can ALL be poured down the drain or into the sewer system. It's fine to do that, it doesn't hurt anything.
Litter to your heart's content. Cigarette butts, paper, plastic items, garbage, Styrofoam containers - just toss it wherever you may be at the moment. Remember, the world is your ashtray and garbage can, don't ever forget it.
If you need to relieve yourself, drop trou and go wherever you are at the moment. Like the item immediately above, the world is your urinal and toilet bowl, use it accordingly.
The Earth is your personal Trash Can! Use it as such.
Happy Snappy Earth Day!
©2006
Linking Here:
Code Red
Let your car idle all day long. There's plenty of gasoline, even though it may be expensive, and putting more pollutants into the ozone is always a good thing.
Don't recycle anything today. Or any other day, for that matter. Recycling takes away primary manufacturing jobs. Vow never to recycle anything ever again.
Turn on the tap water and let it run. All day long. And tomorrow too!
If you're leaving a campground, leave the campfire burning, don't bother putting it out. A good forest fire burn is always the right thing to do. Mother Earth will say "Thank You!"
Toss those old cell phone batteries and other lithium ion batteries into a landfill. They'll biodegrade over time and won't pollute the groundwater tables.
What to do with those old televisions and obsolete computers? Toss 'em in a landfill. Mother Earth feeds off items like these.
Paint thinners, old crankcase oil, and other liquid toxins can ALL be poured down the drain or into the sewer system. It's fine to do that, it doesn't hurt anything.
Litter to your heart's content. Cigarette butts, paper, plastic items, garbage, Styrofoam containers - just toss it wherever you may be at the moment. Remember, the world is your ashtray and garbage can, don't ever forget it.
If you need to relieve yourself, drop trou and go wherever you are at the moment. Like the item immediately above, the world is your urinal and toilet bowl, use it accordingly.
The Earth is your personal Trash Can! Use it as such.
Happy Snappy Earth Day!
©2006
Linking Here:
Code Red
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I hope you just forgot the [/sarcasm] that I dont see in the last line...
Not to be anal or anything;>
Not to be anal or anything;>
# posted by 
: 2:57 PM, April 22, 2006
: 2:57 PM, April 22, 2006 
Steam Dragon....LOL!!
Sarcasm?
Who...huh...what....now?!?!?
Hey, seriously, keep me posted and updated (I always ck your site out a couple time per day), on the reduction of shooting ranges, etc. I will be happy to post on that topic, link to your posts on it, or cross-post info. It's too important an issue to not do so. THANKS!!
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Sarcasm?
Who...huh...what....now?!?!?
Hey, seriously, keep me posted and updated (I always ck your site out a couple time per day), on the reduction of shooting ranges, etc. I will be happy to post on that topic, link to your posts on it, or cross-post info. It's too important an issue to not do so. THANKS!!
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