Thursday, March 30, 2006
Bush And Congress Seek Removal Of Simpsons Life Support
President George W. Bush unexpectedly left the Cancun Summit in Mexico earlier today, returning to Washington, D.C. He is joining a full, in-session Congress in protesting the cruel and inhumane medical community and the Fox Network's decision of keeping "The Simpsons" on life support long after both brain death and series creativity death has occurred.
Senator Bill Frist, R-TN, a cardiac surgeon, condemned the prolonging of life of the cartoon saying, "it is reprehensible and sadistic to subject the American public to the animated antics of a family that ceased to be funny almost a decade ago."
His sentiments were echoed by Maryland Senator Barbara Ann Mikulski, a Democrat, who said that artificially supporting the life of the citizens of Springfield is the most egregious act of selfishness that she has ever witnessed.
Homer Simpson: A Respectable Death Or More Prolonged Agony?
"The Simpsons", which for many years was a witty and self-sustaining venture, has become in recent years reruns of old plot and storylines, relying on tiresome rehashed ideas including Moe selling his bar or changing its decor, Sideshow Bob breaking out of jail only to find himself being rearrested and returned to prison, recurring failed marriages for Marge Simpsons' sister Selma Bouvier, and other various repeated scenarios of primary and secondary characters finding themselves in the same situations that are no longer amusing, innovative or novel.
"There is no doubt that it is time to remove 'The Simpsons' life support system," said Arizona Republican Senator John McCain. "As much as I enjoyed their antics in their early years, watching them now is an exercise in praying for an early death," he said.
Pro-Life sources from the Fox Network refused to comment. However, one studio executive close to The Simpsons said, off-the-record, "we're going to keep milking [this series] until Hell freezes over because we have nothing else new coming down the pipeline."
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Senator Bill Frist, R-TN, a cardiac surgeon, condemned the prolonging of life of the cartoon saying, "it is reprehensible and sadistic to subject the American public to the animated antics of a family that ceased to be funny almost a decade ago."
His sentiments were echoed by Maryland Senator Barbara Ann Mikulski, a Democrat, who said that artificially supporting the life of the citizens of Springfield is the most egregious act of selfishness that she has ever witnessed.
Homer Simpson: A Respectable Death Or More Prolonged Agony?
"The Simpsons", which for many years was a witty and self-sustaining venture, has become in recent years reruns of old plot and storylines, relying on tiresome rehashed ideas including Moe selling his bar or changing its decor, Sideshow Bob breaking out of jail only to find himself being rearrested and returned to prison, recurring failed marriages for Marge Simpsons' sister Selma Bouvier, and other various repeated scenarios of primary and secondary characters finding themselves in the same situations that are no longer amusing, innovative or novel.
"There is no doubt that it is time to remove 'The Simpsons' life support system," said Arizona Republican Senator John McCain. "As much as I enjoyed their antics in their early years, watching them now is an exercise in praying for an early death," he said.
Pro-Life sources from the Fox Network refused to comment. However, one studio executive close to The Simpsons said, off-the-record, "we're going to keep milking [this series] until Hell freezes over because we have nothing else new coming down the pipeline."
©2006
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first, i ran an exclusive on how rush limbaugh had a love child with her a few months back, boy she gets around.
as for this bit. GOD ALMIGHTY YOU KNOW NO BOUNDRIES DO YA? coming from me , i am not sure what that says.
as for this bit. GOD ALMIGHTY YOU KNOW NO BOUNDRIES DO YA? coming from me , i am not sure what that says.
Hey Rev. BB! Who had a love child with Rush? You mean the post below...Streisand? OK - that makes sense. At first I thought you meant Selma Bouvier. Or is that who you mean? Now I'm foncused.
GOD ALMIGHTY YOU KNOW NO BOUNDRIES.
Rev...I take those words as the highest praise ever. Thank You!
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GOD ALMIGHTY YOU KNOW NO BOUNDRIES.
Rev...I take those words as the highest praise ever. Thank You!
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