Friday, January 27, 2006
One Hit News
Sex Before Public Speaking Has Calming Effect. Is this why Bubba was so smooth at press conferences? I've always found that having sex while being in the audience listening to a speaker is most calming. Well, except for the dishes and cups falling to the floor. That kind of upsets those seated around you.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaron Brown says serious newscasting is at a credibility risk. C'mon now....this has to be parody and satire, coming from the former CNN anchor, right? Did you pen this for Aaron Brown, Mr. Right?
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Helen Thomas snubbed again by President Bush at yesterday's news conference. Helen, you must, you simply must stop crawling back out of the grave.
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Cali declares second hand cig smoke "Toxic". Not as toxic as most of the breast implants of most actresses.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaron Brown says serious newscasting is at a credibility risk. C'mon now....this has to be parody and satire, coming from the former CNN anchor, right? Did you pen this for Aaron Brown, Mr. Right?
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Helen Thomas snubbed again by President Bush at yesterday's news conference. Helen, you must, you simply must stop crawling back out of the grave.
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Cali declares second hand cig smoke "Toxic". Not as toxic as most of the breast implants of most actresses.
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I have not inquired with regard to those you note, Mr. Right. You were my first, and only, suspect, considering your proficiency at satire.
Other than me, of course....
Other than me, of course....
Keep up the good work, Dr. Drake.
Aaron Browneye seems to feel he was ousted because he was too serious about the news, or perhaps that CNN was following Fox into the land of tabloid, sensationalized news coverage.
Browneye was kicked to the curb because America is tired of biased, left-wing drivel.
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Aaron Browneye seems to feel he was ousted because he was too serious about the news, or perhaps that CNN was following Fox into the land of tabloid, sensationalized news coverage.
Browneye was kicked to the curb because America is tired of biased, left-wing drivel.
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