Tuesday, January 10, 2006
The Current Political Climate According To The Left
So if I understand the current political climate correctly, the following is true:
Every single democrat, politician or not, holds exactly the same view they've held in the past, whether it was one, five, ten, twenty, or twenty-five years ago. Every democrat, every liberal, has never changed their mind ("I voted for it before I voted against it.")? The view they held twenty years ago is so correct, so perfect, so reasoned, so meticulously well-thought out, that it has stood the test of time and has never changed, nor would newly discovered information or facts ever challenge the liberals to rethink any position.
The Left has never, in the history of our country, lost any election; federal, state, or local. When the Left has failed to win an election, it is because said election was fixed, stolen, or otherwise rigged.
Democrats and Liberals are so in tune with Average, Everyday working Americans, that the transfer of wealth via taxation is anathema to them.
Democrats and Liberals are now, have always been, and will always be strict Constitutionalists. They believe the Constitution is a rock-hard, binding document, that cannot and should not, be altered. They firmly believe that the Constitution is not open for any type of interpretation and its words are permanently etched in stone. (Abortion is what the framers of the Constitution had in mind when they wrote it.)
The Left has been, is now, and will always be the foremost party that supports religion, believes in God, and fights for the right for all to worship as they see fit. The Left is indeed, the party of religious tolerance.
Democrats and Liberals are staunch believers in the rule of individual privacy of American citizens. No democrat or liberal politician or administration has never, ever, used any type of surveillance on American citizens (Ruby Ridge, David Koresh/Waco, Elian Gonzalez, Cluck Schumer's office illegally obtaining Michael Steele's credit report). No democrat in the White House has ever used the Internal Revenue Service or The Federal Bureau of Investigation to gather information on any person, let alone any political rival.
The Left is the political party of untainted, pure, and wholesome virtue. There is no place in their party for former members of the Ku Klux Klan (Sen. Robert Byrd), drunkards (Sen. Ted Kennedy), those with sexual peccadilloes (Ex President Bubba, Gary Condit, Gary Hart), or someone who would refuse aid while an innocent person dies (Ted Kennedy/Mary Jo Kopechne).
The Left does not now, has not in the past, nor ever will, apply any type of Litmus Test in hearings or the confirmation of a nominee for the Supreme Court. A Litmus Test is beneath them, it is not part of their lexicon, it is not part of their political agenda.
The Left is the only political party that is fully inclusive and diverse. They embrace differences in religion, culture, race, and political ideology as well as within their own political party. Just ask Zell Miller or Joe Lieberman.
The Left is always able to correctly and factually, fully recall, every and all details of every conversation and every written item they have ever seen, heard, glanced at, momentarily noticed, or was told to them via second and third hand sources. Nothing escapes them, no detail is too arcane, no information too small for them not to fully recollect. (MrsSatan: "I don't recall.")
The Left is tolerant of opposing views. They are willing to sincerely listen to, and consider, divergent opinions. They would never call an opposing view "hateful" or call contradictory letters or email "Hate Mail". They are a model of tolerance and should be admired for it.
The Left is now, has always been, and shall always be the party fully supporting of the U.S. Military. The Left supports the military morally, financially, and spiritually. (Never mind the military is the only branch that had its budget cut for eight years by Bubba).
The Left: always consistent, never wavering, never changing, always precise, able to recall without hesitation, monogamous, non-violent, protecting free speech for all, pro-Military, no Litmus Tests, objective and fair.
©2006
Every single democrat, politician or not, holds exactly the same view they've held in the past, whether it was one, five, ten, twenty, or twenty-five years ago. Every democrat, every liberal, has never changed their mind ("I voted for it before I voted against it.")? The view they held twenty years ago is so correct, so perfect, so reasoned, so meticulously well-thought out, that it has stood the test of time and has never changed, nor would newly discovered information or facts ever challenge the liberals to rethink any position.
The Left has never, in the history of our country, lost any election; federal, state, or local. When the Left has failed to win an election, it is because said election was fixed, stolen, or otherwise rigged.
Democrats and Liberals are so in tune with Average, Everyday working Americans, that the transfer of wealth via taxation is anathema to them.
Democrats and Liberals are now, have always been, and will always be strict Constitutionalists. They believe the Constitution is a rock-hard, binding document, that cannot and should not, be altered. They firmly believe that the Constitution is not open for any type of interpretation and its words are permanently etched in stone. (Abortion is what the framers of the Constitution had in mind when they wrote it.)
The Left has been, is now, and will always be the foremost party that supports religion, believes in God, and fights for the right for all to worship as they see fit. The Left is indeed, the party of religious tolerance.
Democrats and Liberals are staunch believers in the rule of individual privacy of American citizens. No democrat or liberal politician or administration has never, ever, used any type of surveillance on American citizens (Ruby Ridge, David Koresh/Waco, Elian Gonzalez, Cluck Schumer's office illegally obtaining Michael Steele's credit report). No democrat in the White House has ever used the Internal Revenue Service or The Federal Bureau of Investigation to gather information on any person, let alone any political rival.
The Left is the political party of untainted, pure, and wholesome virtue. There is no place in their party for former members of the Ku Klux Klan (Sen. Robert Byrd), drunkards (Sen. Ted Kennedy), those with sexual peccadilloes (Ex President Bubba, Gary Condit, Gary Hart), or someone who would refuse aid while an innocent person dies (Ted Kennedy/Mary Jo Kopechne).
The Left does not now, has not in the past, nor ever will, apply any type of Litmus Test in hearings or the confirmation of a nominee for the Supreme Court. A Litmus Test is beneath them, it is not part of their lexicon, it is not part of their political agenda.
The Left is the only political party that is fully inclusive and diverse. They embrace differences in religion, culture, race, and political ideology as well as within their own political party. Just ask Zell Miller or Joe Lieberman.
The Left is always able to correctly and factually, fully recall, every and all details of every conversation and every written item they have ever seen, heard, glanced at, momentarily noticed, or was told to them via second and third hand sources. Nothing escapes them, no detail is too arcane, no information too small for them not to fully recollect. (MrsSatan: "I don't recall.")
The Left is tolerant of opposing views. They are willing to sincerely listen to, and consider, divergent opinions. They would never call an opposing view "hateful" or call contradictory letters or email "Hate Mail". They are a model of tolerance and should be admired for it.
The Left is now, has always been, and shall always be the party fully supporting of the U.S. Military. The Left supports the military morally, financially, and spiritually. (Never mind the military is the only branch that had its budget cut for eight years by Bubba).
The Left: always consistent, never wavering, never changing, always precise, able to recall without hesitation, monogamous, non-violent, protecting free speech for all, pro-Military, no Litmus Tests, objective and fair.
©2006
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