Saturday, October 15, 2005
Gore Declares Himself President as Winner of Iraq Election
Former U.S. Vice President and Internet Inventor Al Gore today declared himself President of Iraq. "The chads have been counted and in an overwhelming victory, I am the President," he said. When told that the election was for voting on a Constitution, not a president, he replied, "My election is substantiated by the Carter Center, I have won, and I accept the Presidency of Iraq," announced Gore from his election result headquarters, a hotel suite at the Baghdad Econo-Lodge.
The nonpolitical, unbiased, nonprofit George Soros Global Committee For Free and Uninfluenced Elections also claimed Gore was "overwhelmingly and fairly elected by a large, huge, big, really big, neutral, unbiased, wide, very very wide, margin. Too wide a margin to be contested. Really. Far too wide to be contested."
People all over Iraq voted today in a historic election for a Constitution. "Who the *&%$ is this Gore guy, and why does he claim to be President of Iraq," asked voter Jorge alza-Clooney.
Gore said, "I am," and then he paused, almost as if fighting back tears, "finally going to be known as 'President Gore'". The Iraqi crowd that gathered listening to him snickered.
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The nonpolitical, unbiased, nonprofit George Soros Global Committee For Free and Uninfluenced Elections also claimed Gore was "overwhelmingly and fairly elected by a large, huge, big, really big, neutral, unbiased, wide, very very wide, margin. Too wide a margin to be contested. Really. Far too wide to be contested."
People all over Iraq voted today in a historic election for a Constitution. "Who the *&%$ is this Gore guy, and why does he claim to be President of Iraq," asked voter Jorge alza-Clooney.
Gore said, "I am," and then he paused, almost as if fighting back tears, "finally going to be known as 'President Gore'". The Iraqi crowd that gathered listening to him snickered.
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