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Sunday, October 30, 2005

The Gigantic Pumpkin

A Halloween Tradition:

Cindy: Here we are, in the great Liberal Pumpkin Patch, waiting for the arrival of the Gigantic Pumpkin! Every Halloween The Gigantic Pumpkin flies...well, it's actually more of a slow, ponderous, wobbling...through the air, with his bag of half-truth and distorted documentaries, and spreading propaganda from his web site. If we sit here all night, we may get to see him.
MrsSatan: Nobody is scarier than me on Halloween.
Cindy: Here he comes, and - OH NO! - he's out of candy! He's going to steal what little candy we have!
MrsSatan: Don't you take away my candy you Fat Bastard! Shoo! Shoo - get away!
Gigantic Pumpkin: I'm hungry, give me your candy or else! Baw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!

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