Thursday, September 15, 2005
Rove Controls Weather?
Secret and classified documents show that Karl Rove has obtained a weather control machine. Accusations from many liberals and moderate democrats have initiated an investigation. Roves' acquiring of the weather control machine is sketchy, but informants say that Rove bought the machine from someone named 'Evil' or 'Dr. Evil'.
The machine reportedly costs upwards of $100 Billion dollars. If this story turns out to be true, Rove will be one of only five people in the world who possess a weather control device. The Russians have never denied owning a weather control device. Some say that, when in a stupor, George Soros will openly brag about owning a weather control machine. The others are speculative, but include Bill Gates and your local meteorologist or weather-person.
Mr. Rove could not be reached at his isolated mansion on a hill, with its dark, winding entrance road, with periodic flashes of lightening.
©2005
Alabama Internet
accordance and compliance with Fair Use Section 107 U.S. Copyright Code.
All other images and content © 2005-2009 David Drake.
Not responsible for content contained at linked sites.
Policy on commenting:
- Anonymous comments have little chance of being published.
- Comments made on posts 60 days old or older have little chance of being published.
- Published comments do not necessarily reflect the views of this blog author.
- Discretion of publishing or rejecting submitted comments rests solely with the owner and creator of this blog.
- Comments that egregiously "plug" (i.e. advertise or promote) another site or blog will be rejected. This doesn't mean you cannot include a link to your story, blog or to another site, but don't go overboard.
- Profanity is not a disqualifying factor, but profane rants solely for purposes of profanity are unlikely to be published.
- The owner and creator of this blog is not liable or responsible for the opinions of those who comment.
