Tuesday, September 13, 2005
AAA Buys AA and Sponsors AA
Triple A, the automotive roadside assistance giant, today purchased Air(head) America and also will be the primary sponsor of Alcoholics Anonymous. The purchase was greeted as a magnificent coup by the business world.
"I suspected for quite some time that this was coming, but I wasn't sure if it would happen this year," said Jim McJim, President and CEO of McJim Financial Securities, Inc. According to McJim, this friendly takeover will create a dynasty of "letter A" corporations, as well as permit the new corporation to be the first listing in every yellow pages directory across the nation.
"It will be virtually impossible to top the yellow pages listing in being the first name listed," explained McJim. "After all, they now will be listed as AAAAAAA, and who's going to be able to do them one better than that?"
Investment banker Dr. Leather Hockleer, of Hockleer and Associates agrees. "AAAAAAA is almost certain to be on the top of the list in all business and yellow pages directory listings. They have guaranteed themselves decades, if not centuries, as the number one, top listed corporation in this regard," said Hockleer.
McJim concurs with his colleague. "If, at some point in the future, AAAAAAA buys ABC, and then becomes AAAAAAAABC, there will be no stopping their listing power. No one will ever best them," said McJim.
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"I suspected for quite some time that this was coming, but I wasn't sure if it would happen this year," said Jim McJim, President and CEO of McJim Financial Securities, Inc. According to McJim, this friendly takeover will create a dynasty of "letter A" corporations, as well as permit the new corporation to be the first listing in every yellow pages directory across the nation.
"It will be virtually impossible to top the yellow pages listing in being the first name listed," explained McJim. "After all, they now will be listed as AAAAAAA, and who's going to be able to do them one better than that?"
Investment banker Dr. Leather Hockleer, of Hockleer and Associates agrees. "AAAAAAA is almost certain to be on the top of the list in all business and yellow pages directory listings. They have guaranteed themselves decades, if not centuries, as the number one, top listed corporation in this regard," said Hockleer.
McJim concurs with his colleague. "If, at some point in the future, AAAAAAA buys ABC, and then becomes AAAAAAAABC, there will be no stopping their listing power. No one will ever best them," said McJim.
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