Thursday, August 18, 2005
The Twitchy and Blinky Show
"They Twitch and Blink, and Twitch and Blink and Twitch.
Twitch, Twitch, Twitch-
Blink, Blink, Blink-
It's The Twitchy and Blinky Show!"
Twitchy: Hi Blinky.
Blinky: Hi Twitchy.
Twitchy: What are you doing today?
Blinky: I'm blinking repeatedly in rapid succession and bringing documents to President Carter.
Twitchy: Blinky, Jimmy Carter isn't the president anymore.
Blinky: He's not, Twitchy?
Twitchy: No.
Blinky: I guess I mean President Clinton, then.
Twitchy: But he's not the president anymore either!
Blinky: He's not?
Twitchy: No. The President now is George W. Bush.
Blinky: Well should I bring these documents to him?
Twitchy: No. You should bring them to Sandy Burglar.
Blinky: Oh. Okay. What are you doing today Twitchy?
Twitchy: I'm twitching and avoiding the press.
Blinky: Why are you avoiding the press, Twitchy?
Twitchy: I don't want to have to answer as to why I helped put up communication firewalls between intelligence agencies.
Blinky: Oh. That sounds serious.
Twitchy: It is serious Blinky. It could all come back to haunt me.
Blinky: Haunt you? That sounds scary!
Twitchy: Not as scary as being held accountable! You're lucky you left after Clinton's first term.
Blinky: You think so, Twitchy?
Twitchy: Yes Blinky. Can you keep a secret?
Blinky: I think so, Twitchy.
Twitchy: We had information during Clinton's second term that Osama Bin Laden was planning some sort of attack on the United States, but we didn't do anything about it.
Blinky: Couldn't you get in trouble for that, Twitchy?
Twitchy: I (twitches violently) think so. That's why I'm hiding out in leather lesbian bars in Florida.
Blinky: I wish I could hide out in leather lesbian bars in Florida, Twitchy.
Twitchy: It's not as glamorous as it sounds, Blinky.
Blinky: Well could I at least drive around in a little red pick up truck like you do, Twitchy?
Twitchy: I don't know, Blinky, driving tanks around Waco and over innocent, small children is more fun!
Blinky: Can we grab some little Cuban kids that come to America seeking political asylum and return them back to Castro, Twitchy?
Twitchy: Sure! I cornered the market on that!
Blinky and Twitchy: Heh heh heh heh heh!
Twitchy: That'll grab a lot of media attention away from the fallout from the 9/11 commission that is making us look bad!
Blinky and Twitchy: Heh heh heh heh heh!
Twitchy: Because we all know I can't comment on an ongoing investigation.
Blinky: And as long as its ongoing forever, you never have to comment on it!
Twitchy: That's right, Blinky! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
Blinky: Twitchy, you're starting to twitch very violently again.
Twitchy: I'm practicing, it's all just an act for sympathy, Blinky.
Blinky: Oh, that's very clever of you, Twitchy!
Twitchy: We're into the second Bush term and we're still covering up for the Clinton Crime Family, Blinky.
Blinky: The legacy continues, Twitchy!
Twitchy and Blinky: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!
The End?
Concept by, and dialogue co-written with, S.T Miller
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