Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Please Stop Toasting Your Doggy!
I love dogs, and some cats. This is for the dog owners. Please stop taking your dog jogging with you even though it is 6 or 7PM at night. It still is too hot for them if the temperature is in the mid-70's.
Don't believe me? Then don't wear your little jogging shorts and mini-T's and instead, put on a nice, thick, heavy jacket and two pairs of jogging pants. See how long it takes for you to have your tongue hanging out of your mouth like The Fat Bastard eyeing a pie.
Leave the dog at home with the AC on, and a nice, chilled gimlet. Okay, booze is not good for dogs, the gimlet is a joke.
But don't take your dog jogging with you. It's inhumane. They will thank you for it.
©2005
Don't believe me? Then don't wear your little jogging shorts and mini-T's and instead, put on a nice, thick, heavy jacket and two pairs of jogging pants. See how long it takes for you to have your tongue hanging out of your mouth like The Fat Bastard eyeing a pie.
Leave the dog at home with the AC on, and a nice, chilled gimlet. Okay, booze is not good for dogs, the gimlet is a joke.
But don't take your dog jogging with you. It's inhumane. They will thank you for it.
©2005
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