Monday, August 08, 2005
Oh Hennepin County, It's All So Crystal Clear To Me Now
Yes, Hennepin County, my, aren't you the compassionate government entity in reconsidering the smoking ban. Such a bunch of fair minded, civic individuals that you are. What a load of manure. The ONLY REASON you are re-thinking this is because the revenue for the county has dropped, since the no smoking ban was instituted - not because the bar owners are hurting for business. Nope, it's the AVARICIOUS COUNTY that is losing revenue. Oh IRONY, thou are so Sweet!
F*CK YOU, HENNEPIN COUNTY, F*CK YOU! I'd like to rent a helicopter and take a gigantic dump over the entire county. I'll keep my smoking in competing Ramsey county, where you can still have a drink and light up a smoke.
The Minneapolis North Korea AssWipe Tribune requires (free) subscription, so if you want to search for the story on Google, use the term: Hennepin County Smoking Ban.
Here is one story that doesn't require subscribing for the information.
Hennepin County Commissioner Mark Stenglein is the only one on the board with a functioning brain. The other board members may as well be extras as cadavers in the morgue on the new season for "CSI". Idiots - what did you think would happen? The bar owners TOLD YOU, but you just wouldn't listen, would you? No, YOU KNOW BEST, don't you! Now, the revenue for the county has decreased significantly because of your ban, and by God WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!
Idiots at the Gate. Go f*ck yourselves Hennepin County Board, f*ck yourselves real good, and real hard, until you bleed! Idiots, 100% pure, mind-numbing, unadulterated, politically correct idiots.
"Hi, I'm Cigarette Charlie, and the Hennepin County Commissioners can kiss my sweet brown, spotted, butt!"
©2005
F*CK YOU, HENNEPIN COUNTY, F*CK YOU! I'd like to rent a helicopter and take a gigantic dump over the entire county. I'll keep my smoking in competing Ramsey county, where you can still have a drink and light up a smoke.
The Minneapolis North Korea AssWipe Tribune requires (free) subscription, so if you want to search for the story on Google, use the term: Hennepin County Smoking Ban.
Here is one story that doesn't require subscribing for the information.
Hennepin County Commissioner Mark Stenglein is the only one on the board with a functioning brain. The other board members may as well be extras as cadavers in the morgue on the new season for "CSI". Idiots - what did you think would happen? The bar owners TOLD YOU, but you just wouldn't listen, would you? No, YOU KNOW BEST, don't you! Now, the revenue for the county has decreased significantly because of your ban, and by God WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!
Idiots at the Gate. Go f*ck yourselves Hennepin County Board, f*ck yourselves real good, and real hard, until you bleed! Idiots, 100% pure, mind-numbing, unadulterated, politically correct idiots.
"Hi, I'm Cigarette Charlie, and the Hennepin County Commissioners can kiss my sweet brown, spotted, butt!"
©2005
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