Friday, August 26, 2005
HEY FAT BASTARD - Continued
HEY - FAT BASTARD!
Since I'm in-shape, trim, and in good health, I thought I'd make you salivate:
Prime Rib...Mmmmmm, delicious! I had a couple slices of seven layer chocolate cheesecake the other day...Drool.......Yum! And Godiva Chocolates....Wonderful. Foie Gras....bet you miss it, don't you, FAT BASTARD. Surf n turf...the food at Cannes...the food in L.A., the fine eateries in Manhattan. Chicago Pizza! Mmmmmmmm.....so luscious, so Yummy, SO NO LONGER ON 'WHAT THE FAT BASTARD CAN EAT' PAGE!
Just think - ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT THEM AGAIN! Yeah, the FAT CAMP may teach you that you can eat SMALLER PORTIONS of your favorite foods, but we all know you won't be able to do that. You'll lack the WILLPOWER to only have one portion. You'll want to STUFF THAT FAT BASTARD FACE OF YOURS - right?
Moore Watch is HERE folks. I'm not the only one who loathes the FAT BASTARD!
Thanks to MooreWatch is the LINK TO THE PRITIKIN SITE.
The FAT BASTARD could've gone double occupancy for $2,900 per Week, but no -- but no -- the FAT BASTARD went for single occupancy for the $3,800 per Week. And after all, why should anyone have to suffer with the FAT BASTARD as their roomie?
Anyone on the "inside" of Pritikin Fat Farm want to dish me the info on the FAT BASTARD? I GUARANTEE TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANONYMITY.
Mmmmmm, chocolate layer cake! Truffles! Ice cream! What's your sweet tooth FAT BASTARD - huh? Mmmmmm - guess what, you won't be able to eat it ANY MORE! EVER!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
©2005
Since I'm in-shape, trim, and in good health, I thought I'd make you salivate:
Prime Rib...Mmmmmm, delicious! I had a couple slices of seven layer chocolate cheesecake the other day...Drool.......Yum! And Godiva Chocolates....Wonderful. Foie Gras....bet you miss it, don't you, FAT BASTARD. Surf n turf...the food at Cannes...the food in L.A., the fine eateries in Manhattan. Chicago Pizza! Mmmmmmmm.....so luscious, so Yummy, SO NO LONGER ON 'WHAT THE FAT BASTARD CAN EAT' PAGE!
Just think - ALL YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT THEM AGAIN! Yeah, the FAT CAMP may teach you that you can eat SMALLER PORTIONS of your favorite foods, but we all know you won't be able to do that. You'll lack the WILLPOWER to only have one portion. You'll want to STUFF THAT FAT BASTARD FACE OF YOURS - right?
Moore Watch is HERE folks. I'm not the only one who loathes the FAT BASTARD!
Thanks to MooreWatch is the LINK TO THE PRITIKIN SITE.
The FAT BASTARD could've gone double occupancy for $2,900 per Week, but no -- but no -- the FAT BASTARD went for single occupancy for the $3,800 per Week. And after all, why should anyone have to suffer with the FAT BASTARD as their roomie?
Anyone on the "inside" of Pritikin Fat Farm want to dish me the info on the FAT BASTARD? I GUARANTEE TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANONYMITY.
Mmmmmm, chocolate layer cake! Truffles! Ice cream! What's your sweet tooth FAT BASTARD - huh? Mmmmmm - guess what, you won't be able to eat it ANY MORE! EVER!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
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