Friday, August 26, 2005
The Fat Bastard Pays for Common Sense
I guess when you bilk the public out of their hard earned cash for as many years as The Fat Bastard has done, with his skewed, filtered, and fictional "documentaries", you can pay people to help you do what most people simply know.
Moore joins fat farm in Florida
Fahrenheit 9/11 creator Michael Moore is seeking to trim the fat, reports The New York Post.
The portly propagandist is doing a stint at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Aventura, also known as the ``fat farm for the rich.''
Moore is learning how to cook healthy meals and exercise and attending classes on "life re-education.'' [AKA, WHAT MOST OF US LEARNED IN HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS: DIET AND EXERCISE TO US "UNWASHED". - DD]
The program starts at $3,800 a week and promises enrolees they'll ''learn a new approach to eating,'' ''never have to diet again'' and can lose up to 12 pounds in the first three weeks.
The facility also has "cosmetic/medical treatments, such as intense pulsed light, Botox injections and Restylane."
The minimum wage is $5.15 per hour. That's $206 per week, based upon a 40-hour work week. That's $824 per month (or for four weeks).
Now really, who but the Fat Bastard can afford to spend that kind of dough? And he's doing it with the money the public paid for the price of movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets...movie tickets are paying for the Fat Bastard to stay ever-so comfortable at a FAT FARM! How much more pathetic can a person get.
Hey, Fat Bastard, if you really are a "champion" of the little guy, as you pretend, will you be donating the same amount you're spending at the FAT FARM to a non-political charity?
Labor Day is coming up. The MDA Telethon will be asking for our donations to research and, one day, hopefully cure MDA.
HEY FAT BASTARD will you put your money where your FOOD USED TO GO and donate the equivalent to MDA as you're shelling out at the FAT FARM...you FAT, FAT BASTARD?
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