Friday, July 29, 2005
Soooey...Soooey...Soooey!
I've gone ahead and had my name legally changed to "Dick Cheney" and will be running on the ballot of the Mrssatan Blog Party Platform in 2008. If the current, real Dick Cheney runs for president, which I hope he does, then I will withdraw my name.
This is all being done so Helen The Haggard will keep her promise to kill herself, if Cheney runs in '08, as she said earlier this week. Of course, she's a lying Liberal, so there's no reason to think she would keep her word.
Until then..."Soooey! Soooey! Soooey!"
Do you suppose her problem is she just never got laid?
For larger image of the above CLICK HERE but be warned...it's she's an ugly one!
Below is a recent photo of her good friend Little Castrati Boy Mikey Malloy. Maybe he can put out her methane ass fire?
Hey Little Girly Voiced Castrati Boy Malloy, are you BIG enough to put out Haggard Helen's fire? I doubt it!
And don't go telling me I'm being mean with this post. Have you ever listened to either of these (to quote the Castrati Boy): "Lying sonsobitches who are both members of Crime Families?" Yeah, Helen The Hog and Castrati Boy can dish it out, but can they take it as well?
"Soooey! Soooey! Soooey!" Go ahead Girly Voiced Castrati Boy, go 'plug' Haggard Helen's fiery, flaming a**hole. I can't think of a better use for you.
©2005
This is all being done so Helen The Haggard will keep her promise to kill herself, if Cheney runs in '08, as she said earlier this week. Of course, she's a lying Liberal, so there's no reason to think she would keep her word.
Until then..."Soooey! Soooey! Soooey!"
Do you suppose her problem is she just never got laid?
For larger image of the above CLICK HERE but be warned...
Below is a recent photo of her good friend Little Castrati Boy Mikey Malloy. Maybe he can put out her methane ass fire?
Hey Little Girly Voiced Castrati Boy Malloy, are you BIG enough to put out Haggard Helen's fire? I doubt it!
And don't go telling me I'm being mean with this post. Have you ever listened to either of these (to quote the Castrati Boy): "Lying sonsobitches who are both members of Crime Families?" Yeah, Helen The Hog and Castrati Boy can dish it out, but can they take it as well?
"Soooey! Soooey! Soooey!" Go ahead Girly Voiced Castrati Boy, go 'plug' Haggard Helen's fiery, flaming a**hole. I can't think of a better use for you.
©2005
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