Friday, July 22, 2005
MrsSatan: She's Got Balls; Tackles The Really Tough Issues!
MrsSatan is really, REALLY tackling the tough, hard, and difficult issues of the day as the Senatewhore from New York, isn't she? Whew - wow - get me some nitroglycerin, I'm having heart palpitations from her hard-hitting investigation of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Because...because the game has animated...get ready -- sexual situations! Woo Hoo! OH MY GOSH!
C'mon MrsSatan, we all know its not sex. Why, your hubby Bubba taught us that sex isn't sex, and certainly video or computer game sex isn't sex. Sex is never sex, according to you and 'da Bubba-man, right? And you have the gall to go after this mild, non-news issue? Huh - I guess you, being the smartest woman in the world, have tackled and solved all the other more important issues facing the United States and the world.
What a grandstanding, phony piece of sh*t. What next big issue are you going to tackle, MrsSatan? Littering? Wow, that could be a huge issue that just may get you elected to the White House in 2008.
Here's another two issues that are at the top of this list that needs your attention: Shoplifting and people who don't pick up after their dog does "their duty". Why, they both are epidemics, to use a word the Left grasps near and dear to their bosom. Whew, try not to spend all your time on these issues that simply dwarf all other global issues. Remember to get some sleep, and drink plenty of water. We wouldn't want for you to dehydrate or become ill solving problems that no one else has the balls or political savvy to tackle.
MrsSatan: The Warrior Who's Not Afraid to Tackle The Tough Issues!
©2005
C'mon MrsSatan, we all know its not sex. Why, your hubby Bubba taught us that sex isn't sex, and certainly video or computer game sex isn't sex. Sex is never sex, according to you and 'da Bubba-man, right? And you have the gall to go after this mild, non-news issue? Huh - I guess you, being the smartest woman in the world, have tackled and solved all the other more important issues facing the United States and the world.
What a grandstanding, phony piece of sh*t. What next big issue are you going to tackle, MrsSatan? Littering? Wow, that could be a huge issue that just may get you elected to the White House in 2008.
Here's another two issues that are at the top of this list that needs your attention: Shoplifting and people who don't pick up after their dog does "their duty". Why, they both are epidemics, to use a word the Left grasps near and dear to their bosom. Whew, try not to spend all your time on these issues that simply dwarf all other global issues. Remember to get some sleep, and drink plenty of water. We wouldn't want for you to dehydrate or become ill solving problems that no one else has the balls or political savvy to tackle.
MrsSatan: The Warrior Who's Not Afraid to Tackle The Tough Issues!
©2005
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