Thursday, July 21, 2005
Happy Birthday MISTER Reno
We at mrssatan do not honor or wish Mister Reno a happy birthday (July 21, 1938) in any way, shape or form. We will save the celebrating for the day when Mister Reno succumbs to the final "dirt nap".
Instead, we remember Elian, his relatives in Miami, and those that supported him and those that prayed he would have been able to stay here, in the U.S., rather than being returned to Cuba.
In doing so, mrssatan associate S.T. Miller submits the following:
The Elian Song
(To the tune of "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by the Clash)
I floated in to Miami
To my uncle they gave me
Juan Miguel says "Give him back!"
Or Janet Reno will attack.
Mariselysis please don't let go,
Don't wanna go back to Castro.
It's always Si Si Si!
I want to stay in Miami.
One day is fine, next I am back
Thanks to Clinton and his flacks
Well come on and let me know
Can I stay or do I go?
Can I stay or do I go now?
Can I stay or do I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
Miami Beach it will be rubble
So Judge don't be a pendejo
Can I stay or do I go?
This indecision's bugging me
If SWAT teams swarm I'll have to flee
Exactly where I do not know
Come and hide me Donato
From that bitch Janet Reno!
Don't wanna go back to Castro.
Can I stay or do I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
So you gotta let me know
Can I stay or do I go?
Instead of concentrating on hunting down terrorists and al-Qaida, the Bubba Administration and Mr. Reno picked on such formidable threats as a little, defenseless Cuban boy, as well as killing innocents in Waco, Texas, while ignoring and appeasing the growing threat in North Korea and selling missile technology to the Chinese Communists, and lobbing a few missiles at al-Qaida. My, how proud Bubba and Mister Reno must be of themselves.
Find Plenty O' Tasteless Jokes HERE about Mister Reno, or, as I often call her "Shaky The Clown". Sorry folks, I don't buy the alleged Parkinson Disease. I think her shaking is nothing but an act to garner sympathy.
Shake Janet, Shake. Shake until your heart stops beating. The most worthless attorney general this country has ever seen under the most worthless president that ever, EVER, occupied the White House. Ahh yes, all of you LPOS must be so proud of yourselves.
Mister Janet Reno
©2005
Instead, we remember Elian, his relatives in Miami, and those that supported him and those that prayed he would have been able to stay here, in the U.S., rather than being returned to Cuba.
In doing so, mrssatan associate S.T. Miller submits the following:
The Elian Song
(To the tune of "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by the Clash)
I floated in to Miami
To my uncle they gave me
Juan Miguel says "Give him back!"
Or Janet Reno will attack.
Mariselysis please don't let go,
Don't wanna go back to Castro.
It's always Si Si Si!
I want to stay in Miami.
One day is fine, next I am back
Thanks to Clinton and his flacks
Well come on and let me know
Can I stay or do I go?
Can I stay or do I go now?
Can I stay or do I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
Miami Beach it will be rubble
So Judge don't be a pendejo
Can I stay or do I go?
This indecision's bugging me
If SWAT teams swarm I'll have to flee
Exactly where I do not know
Come and hide me Donato
From that bitch Janet Reno!
Don't wanna go back to Castro.
Can I stay or do I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
So you gotta let me know
Can I stay or do I go?
Instead of concentrating on hunting down terrorists and al-Qaida, the Bubba Administration and Mr. Reno picked on such formidable threats as a little, defenseless Cuban boy, as well as killing innocents in Waco, Texas, while ignoring and appeasing the growing threat in North Korea and selling missile technology to the Chinese Communists, and lobbing a few missiles at al-Qaida. My, how proud Bubba and Mister Reno must be of themselves.
Find Plenty O' Tasteless Jokes HERE about Mister Reno, or, as I often call her "Shaky The Clown". Sorry folks, I don't buy the alleged Parkinson Disease. I think her shaking is nothing but an act to garner sympathy.
Shake Janet, Shake. Shake until your heart stops beating. The most worthless attorney general this country has ever seen under the most worthless president that ever, EVER, occupied the White House. Ahh yes, all of you LPOS must be so proud of yourselves.
Mister Janet Reno
©2005
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